Friday, September 24, 2010

Four For Friday

#1 - This aging, but still gorgeous C- list movie actress made a name for herself with one scene many years ago. The key is many years ago. Since then she has not done much acting until recently. It turns out that the head of a studio had a crush on our actress from that scene and offered her a role in a huge franchise if she would sleep with him. Thus a career was reborn.

#2 - From the delusional files, this former tweener/singer/actress has been in this space before when her story of being passed around between guys popped up. After a recent party where she serviced six guys, someone asked her why she kept doing it and she said it makes her happy and they are all helping her career. Uh huh.

#3 & #4 - This male, openly gay B- pop singer has been doing everything he can to get a date with this former A list male singer who still has A+ name recognition. Even though the former A lister has been married to a woman, there have been rumors he is bi and the full on effort by our B- singer has been working.

Random Photos Part Three

Eddie Fisher - RIP

Maximo Park - Manchester
Ben Affleck on the set of his new movie.
Mr. Soap Opera, Brody Hutzler.
For Claire Danes this is really daring. She never does the see through thing.
Hugh Dancy appears to love it.
It is going to take a lot more to fill that box even if David Arquette is helping.
Demi Lovato alone in a parking lot.
Yeah, get both those wedding rings in the picture.
Desperately Seeking Susan 25th anniversary. No Madonna though.
Donald Trump is always happiest when he can pose with models. Here he is with Molly Sims and Selita Ebanks.
This is the crime of the century in Belgium. This woman is accused of killing a woman during a sky dive because she wanted the woman's boyfriend for herself.
Felicity Huffman looks great.

Random Photos Part Two

Gisele Bundchen at a party for Brazil.
Gilles Marini now lives in a measuring cup.
The Goopster on a scooter.
Geoffrey Rush does his owl impression.
Does Jamie Foxx ever go anywhere without sunglasses?
Jon Hamm has his beard back.
Reese showed up at the same benefit.
Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla get their drink on.
Jason Statham in his usual pose.
Kris Kristofferson - Los Angeles.
Lindsay must be getting used to this.
Meanwhile more photos of Ali have been released. I'm not sure if this is appropriate for a 16 year old, but she has to earn money for Dina somehow.
Lionel Richie & Taylor Swift - Los Angeles
Hmm, I wonder if Subway will be calling soon.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

This is Garina Earon. She is a single mother of two kids. She used to be homeless, bankrupt, has been a robbery victim and assaulted at her job as a prison guard. She is now $54M richer thanks to winning the lottery. To make this all even more heartwarming, she meant to buy a ticket to a different game.
I have to say Matt Bomer wears a suit well.
Miley looks in a hurry. Must have run out of gum.
Matt Lanter from 90210 getting ready to film.
Maria Sharapova in Tokyo.
The evil ones hosted a RHDC viewing party and hardly anyone showed up. Love it.
Padma and her daughter.
Ryan Reynolds in Austin talking about Buried.
I have never understood why someone would want their body autographed.
Shakira Shakira taking pics in New York.
I love how the assistant to Sofia Vergara is also posing. I would too.
Last night was a performance of The Cleveland Show live. I wish I could have gone.
Some hand holding between Eva and Wilmer.
Zach Gafgafgafgaf and John Krasiniski at a party.

Your Turn

A couple of weeks ago there was a very heart wrenching story about a man who was involved in a car accident. The man was driving with his pregnant wife sitting next to him when an out of control SUV came barreling across traffic head on towards the couple. In order to save the life of his wife and unborn child, the man swerved so he took the impact of the SUV which killed him. It got me to thinking about how I would react in such a situation and who is important enough to me that I would sacrifice my life for theirs.

I would love to know from you who you would consider important enough to save if given the opportunity or would you trade your life for another? Has anyone ever done something like that for you?

I'm Sparing You The Biebs

I was going to post a compilation of all Justin Bieber's scenes from CSI last night, but it is too painful for anyone to have to sit through. I managed once, but it was a struggle. I know why the producers did it, but no ratings boost is worth the torture that was The Biebs. Oh, and why is it that Canadian singers with a B gets the s treatment? The Biebs for Bieber and The Bubs for Michael Buble.

Anyway, I found something much better. A Swiss cabinet minister who was supposed to be giving a speech on cured meats but could not stop laughing.

Mark Ronson Gets Mugged - Thanks Them


Recently Mark Ronson was mugged on the streets of New York. I think it was probably the blond hair that attracted them. Anyway, after demanding he turn over all his money, the group of muggers stayed next to Ronson as they debated what they were going to do next that night. Seriously? How confident were these guys they were not going to get caught that they can stand around and chat for a few minutes about what they are going to do. Mark says, "As they're coming to the end of mugging me, I'm still standing there and they're making their plans. One of them is, like, 'We'll meet you back at so-and-so's house,' and they knock fists together. And, because I had so many nerves running through me, I actually put my hand out and did the same. Like, 'Yeah, thanks for that.'"

Yeah, thanks for mugging me. I understand what he must have been going through. Can you imagine the adrenaline that must have been running through him? He was probably grateful to not be hurt and to be alive. It also makes you realize how kidnapping victims can start to identify with their captors.

Stephen Colbert Testifies Before Congress

Unlike when most celebrities testify in front of Congress, Stephen Colbert actually made sense and he was very, very funny. He had said earlier that he was going to take this very seriously. He did, but he did it in his the role of his character on his show so it came across great. It also differed a lot from the testimony he had submitted prior to appearing in person.

At the beginning, one member of the committee asked Stephen to not speak and just to submit in writing what he wanted to say. Lucky for us, he got to speak. If more celebrities testified like this someone might actually watch CSPAN.

Kirstie Alley Has Lost 50 Pounds



Kirstie Alley took to her Twitter earlier this week and says she has lost 50 pounds using her new diet. You know, the one she is trying to sell to the world. However anyone loses weight I am happy for them. Obviously as a very large man I know what risks I take by not eating right and drinking too much and so I applaud her for doing what must have been very difficult. The lower picture was one I found that Kirstie had posted back in April. The upper photo is one she posted that was taken within the last week. Kirstie says she has 30 more pounds to go.

The picture taken last week was in Italy and in one of her Tweets during the trip she talks about a lake she is looking at and said the following, "CIAO!!! IN ITALY looking over a beautiful city onto a stunning lake..if you don't believe in God, you will when you see this..bellissimo!" Umm, how does that fit in with Scientology?

Ted C Blind Item

Cass Stimulatia is such the outrageous charmer, it's really a shame she's having these current problems—mostly of the physical kind. Ya know, girl stuff.

And Cass—some think she's a looker, others not so much—hasn't exactly been quiet on the subject of the female body predicaments she currently faces. Her friends are really tired of hearing about it, like, totally!

See, Cass wants to expand her rather currently small domestic situation by having a kid, but the docs are telling her something that was a prob the last time she tried is really a problem now:

Bacteria most likely got into Cass's reproductive system when she was a wild and crazy thing, still a kid, really, when she decided she should at least appear she was still a virgin (we're talkin' when C.S. was really young, babes). So Cass made all the boys slept with agree to anal sex only, thereby remaining, supposedly, a virgin. Granted, that's not that uncommon a situation. And it's a totally ridiculous thought-process, but, hey, when you're young, you do stupid things.

Problem is, Cass often changed her mind during the rear-entry days, deciding the front entry was what she wanted, after all.

This was a very bad idea.

Cass has been told by her docs that, most likely, some kind of bacteria infection resulted, causing her child-bearing capabilities to be limited, at best. At least, this is what poor darlin' Ms. Stimulatia is blabbin' to her pals.

So sorry, Ms. Cassy! Ain't it a bitch when society judges you for your less-than-popular sexual choices, and then nasty Mother Nature gets in on the act, too. No fair!

It Ain't: Nicollette Sheridan, Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Love

MTV To Become Jersey Shore 24/7


By my calculation there is what seems like 2 hours a day on MTV of Jersey Shore. That is everyday 2 hours a day. With only one show in production. This month though there is going to be a second show in production. Pauly D is getting his own show which will follow him around the globe as he DJ's at clubs. Wow, that sounds exciting.

Sure to follow will be one for Snooki and one for The Situation. Jwowwww will probably get one too. I think the rest of the cast will probably have to settle for one of them all in a show together. They kind of remind me of the rest of the Jackson brothers. Kind of famous but really need others to make it all come together. That is not to say I don't like the other cast members. I find some of the others much more interesting and their story lines more intriguing. I can't believe I just used the word intriguing when discussing Jersey Shore.

Anyway, Pauly's show starts shooting this month.

Lindsay Actually Going To Jail - For Real



Oh how I wish Lindsay Lohan's expression could have been seen on television, although the picture of her in handcuffs is pretty good. Lindsay was sure she was not going to have to go to jail today. She was sure that next month she would get sentenced to 30 days and just have to serve an hour or two. Instead, the judge did not offer Lindsay bail and sent her to jail to await her October 22nd hearing. That is 28 days of Lindsay sitting in jail.

Yes, I am sure Dina Lohan will describe this as a tragic miscarriage of justice and how her daughter does not deserve to be in jail with murderers or other violent offenders. Umm, Dina she is not. She gets her own special area where she gets to do what she wants. 28 days in jail. You know what? She might actually get clean. Of course what will probably happen is the judge or someone will break down and decide to give her bail and she will be out before October 22nd, but for now we can smile. Drinks on me.

Nooooo. Cameron Crowe And Nancy Wilson Divorcing


22 years of marriage is an eternity in Hollywood and I thought Nancy Wilson and Cameron Crowe would be married forever. It was not meant to be though. Nancy filed for divorce yesterday and it is a really sad situation. In interviews and appearances and by their gestures I really thought this couple had what it took to go the distance. Despite Nancy being on the road for months every year and Cameron directing movies, they still managed to find time for each other and their 10 year old twins.

If you don't know who Cameron is, he is a director of some great movies, writers of others and the real life William Miller from Almost Famous. Nancy, is one half of Heart which is one of the greatest live bands ever.

Very sad. I can't find a clip, but their first collaboration was in Fast Times In Ridgemont High which Cameron wrote. Look for Nancy in a car that pulls up alongside Judge Reinhold when he is wearing his pirate hat.

Adam Levine Says Jake G Is Not Gay


Adma Levine sat down for an interview with Out Magazine. The reporter asked Adam about hanging out with Jake Gyllenhaal so much and what that means. "Will everyone stop thinking that dude is gay? Seriously guys. How immature is it of the media to perceive this guy -- it has to be because of Brokeback, right? I’ve known this dude forever. He’s one of my oldest friends, and it’s very weird that they have this -- it’s very immature and infantile the way they treat his whole situation. If him hanging out with his bros means he’s gay, it’s like further perpetuating that weird homophobia that exists in our culture, which is just stupid. So, yeah, he’s my buddy. I f**kin’ love the guy."

I don't think it is because of Brokeback. I think the gay rumors started long before Brokeback. I don't think the rumors will go away until Jake gets caught having sex with a woman in an airplane bathroom and the next week gets caught having sex with a female hooker in his car. I think then the rumors would stop.

I also think Adam is wrong that people think Jake is gay for hanging out with guy friends and even if people did think that, how is that homophobia? Homophobia is an irrational fear or hatred of homosexuals. I don't see where Adam is going with that at all, and you would think a reporter from Out Magazine would have called him on it because debating whether Jake is gay is not homophobia.

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This B/C list rapper is always careful to mention the plight of those trapped in poverty, but was shooting very expensive Cristal out of water guns at party guests at a recent house party. Nothing too salacious, but a little wasteful don’t you think?

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Today's Blind Items

This aging B list television actor had some requests in his most recent contract. One was that the producers pay about $100K a year to a woman who is by our actor's side all the time. Everyone thought it was a woman he was sleeping with but it turns out she is his professional toupee handler. She is in charge of making sure his hair is never out of place and carries a suitcase which contains ten other rugs all in different shades for different weather and his moods.

Random Photos Part Four

Jamie Lee Curtis and Sigourney Weaver get the top spot. Both amazing in their own right and now in a movie together.
Ali Lohan is now modeling.

In other startling news, Brittny Gastineau is now calling herself a jewelry designer.
Look at the love for Betty.
Cate Blanchett at some event.
I put Christine Lakin in the photos because anyone who still has an acting career after starring in a movie with Paris Hilton is obviously good.
Not as good though as one of my favorites, Christopher McDonald.
A little grey now in Dave Annable's hair. Must be the wedding details with Odette Yustman.
Randomness. Danielle Staub and Lance Bass.
Donnie Wahlberg takes photos of the paps while
the rest of the cast of Blue Bloods joined him later.