Friday, October 22, 2010

Four For Friday

#1 - This boy toy of an A list female singer is extremely scared his boyfriend will find out he is with the singer.

#2 & #3 - This female talk show host called, texted, and e-mailed this A list male rap singer constantly everyday for weeks until he finally broke down and went on a date with her. And more.

#4 - This known for her looks more than her acting B list movie actress has gone almost six months without having sex with her significant other. Why? She is worried he will give her an STD. Calling the kettle black honey.

Random Photos Part Four

Gloria Steinem gets the top spot. My mom told me if the opportunity ever presented itself that I should, so here she is.
Benjamin Bratt and Eva Longoria at the premiere of Eva's directorial debut.
Badly Drawn Boy - Manchester
Ben Stiller shows off his bowling skills. Probably a gutter ball.
Britney Spears out at dinner last night. And for once, no Starbucks cup.
Anthony Anderson & Clifton Collins Jr. Love Clifton's shirt.
Remake of King Kong starring Clifford.
Chris Tucker and the legendary Sam Moore.
Dierks Bentley at a party for Dierks Bentley.
For those of you always requesting more Ed Westwick.
Ethan Zohn and Jenna Morasca. Good to see Ethan looking much better.
What happens to the dress when you need to water it?

Random Photos Part Three

George Clooney has always managed to hide the ear, but has decided it is time to let the world know he suffers from one big ear syndrome.
The Goopster in LA.
Jake G promoting Love & Other Drugs.
Jonah Hill on the set of his new movie.
Jon Hamm rarely wears underwear. Just saying.
Awkward. Jessica Simpson and her latch key kid had dinner in the same place last night as Nick & Vanessa.
The cast of Jersey Shore heading to the Wendy Williams show.
When did Lady GaGa turn 112?
Lorenzo Lamas and his guest. We have seen her before right? She does know he is washed up right?
Liam Neeson is replacing Mel Gibson on Hangover 2.
Michael Douglas walking his daughter to school. Get better Michael.

Random Photos Part Two

This was from a press conference promoting making pot legal. Melissa Etheridge basically said she smokes pot in front of her kids and doesn't want them to think she is committing a crime everytime she does.
It's a little Hefner. Marston to be exact who is getting cozy with October Playmate, Claire Sinclair.
Dad also got cozy with her. Seems proud. Probably taught Marston the assembly line sex trick.
Heck, even Cooper Hefner was there.
Mila Kunis in London promoting Black Swan.
Orlando Bloom getting ready to leave London.
Who keeps giving her these dogs????
The Princess doing a Princess wave, or it could be the claw. Heard she is a fan of the Texas Rangers.
Ringo & Paul.
Seth Aaron Henderson gets a new coat of black polish.
In other spa news, Tyson Beckford gets a massage.

Random Photos Part One

Four parts today.

Russell Brand is still in India and presumably getting married this weekend. This is him leaving a tiger safari.
Rainn Wilson checking out the new Nissan Leaf.
Randomness. Steve Martin and poker players Phil Hellmuth and Nicole Rowe.
"So, Steve, next time you don't want to throw away the four aces."
Sean Penn on the set of his new movie.
Sam Ronson is always filled with good cheer.
Someone gave Sharon Stone a microphone. This could take awhile.
Tiki Barber and Traci Johnson are still together. Just wait until she gets pregnant though and he will be out the door.
The Edge - New York
T.I. at an Atlanta basketball game last night.

Your Turn

After thinking about Kim Kardashian's $1M cake and the $1000 sundae at Serendipity, I was wondering what is the most you have ever spent on a meal. You can include a wedding if you want, just because I am always curious about those things. My cheapest wedding reception was $3.95 which consisted of two foot long hot dogs in Vegas. And I wonder why that marriage didn't last.

Woman Pays $20K To Charity To Have Chris Rock Tell Off Her Ex

Have you ever wanted to really tell of an ex, but just did not know exactly what to say? Well, Chris Rock has you covered. At a charity event for autism, a woman paid $20K for the privilege of having Chris Rock call her ex and tell him off for treating the woman so badly. While the couple were still together he posted pictures on Facebook of himself with another woman. This is seriously NSFW for language.

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OJ Simpson Appeal - Denied!


Lindsay Lohan caught a break today in not going back to jail, but one person who should and will remain behind bars is OJ Simpson. The Nevada Supreme Court refused to overturn OJ's conviction and said his appeals were without merit. Yay! OJ's co-defendant was much luckier and he gets a new trial.

Simpson is serving 9 to 33 years in prison for his armed robbery and kidnapping convictions. Hmm, the trial was in 2008, so if you think that he would have to serve about 1/3 the time to be eligible for parole that would mean he could be eligible next year. I doubt they would give it to him though. Yes, he is 63, but he is a killer who is right where he should be. You know he thought since he was acquitted of the criminal charges in the murder that he thought he could get away with anything. He didn't and he was an idiot for screwing up after getting a chance to walk free from murder.

Ted C Blind Item

Lorin Sniffle-Puss has a hot bod, a really hot talent and some of the hottest headlines in Hollywood these days! What else could a svelte, beautiful rising star want?

Besides more money, that is (that's always a given with these newbie types). Nope, green ain't exactly the color of what's making Lorin get all excited and a bit bothered these days.

Actually, that shade would more accurate be described as...

Pure white, baby! And we don't mean the virginal kinda white. We're talkin' cocaine-colored, sweethearts.

Yep, if you ever wondered how Lorin (who has the most exquisite legs and bod, we must say) makes it from one damn media splash to the next, and never once looks worse for the wear doing it, well, we have the answer:

L. Sniffle-Puss is getting very fond of that little power-powder Lindsay Lohan loves to sniff whenever she can get her ass away from a judge's prying eye.

And what's funny about it is, Lorin's gotten most accustomed to doin' the snort thang while outside L.A., while performing mainly promotional stuff on the side. As if nobody will see 'cause it's outta town. Yeah, right. Nobody will notice, honey-bun.

Gotta say two things here: the hours Lorin's been given to work are so extraordinary, it's little wonder Lorin resorted to something to help pull it all off (we're certain Lorin can't be alone in the taxed cast, as far as a need for a chemical second-wind goes), and, Lorin is, so far, really expert at hiding this dangerous habit.

Not only does LSP shine all dimpled and pure-like in the press, the supple star has brilliantly gotten folks gossiping about the sex card. About this particular star, that is.

Works as an awfully nice diversion.

AND IT AIN'T: Chord Overstreet, Blake Lively, Penn Badgley

Real Housewives Beverly Hills


So, last night I managed to watch the first two episodes of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. First things first, Paris Hilton's aunts look exactly like her and even talk like her so I am really struggling to keep from muting Kim and Kyle. The thing is I actually like Kyle. She is pretty normal. Kim, on the other hand is totally dependent on her children, has no social skills and pretty much complains about everything from the time she wakes up until she goes to bed.

The other thing I noticed is that unlike all of the other cities, the women in Beverly Hills actually have money. Lots and lots and lots of money. Obnoxious gobs of money. A $1000 chocolate Easter Bunny?

Camille Grammer. I don't know how Kelsey managed to stay married to her for as long as he did. She says that she is her own person and not in Kelsey's shadow but she calls him every five minutes. Their house is huge. Actually it is not even a house it is like a college campus. It is huge. But, as Camille is happy to pint out they have two other homes in LA, two in New York, one in Colorado, one in Hawaii and she probably listed more, but just like her interior designer, my eyes started to glaze over. The woman bought a tray for $5000. It was not gold or silver or platinum. It was just this thing that looked something from a pottery class. From the looks of it she was going to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on decorating an apartment in New York which she admitted she would not really be staying in because she was going to be staying at their place in The Hamptons.

I have not really formed an opinion on Ms. Maloof except that she has a very jealous husband. Extremely. So far it pains me to admit, but I like Kyle and Lisa VanderPump the best. Oh, and Brody Jenner's mom needs to cut back on the lip injections for awhile.

Even Kim Kardashian Thinks A $1M Cake Is Ridiculous


When I first read that Nino Selimaj of NYC eatery Nino had made a $1M cake to present as a gift to Kim Kardashian I thought it had to be an exaggeration or misprint. But, it so happens it was true and that Nino was going to give a jewel encrusted cake worth $1M to Kim for her 30th birthday. That is insane. Not only because I can't figure out why he would do it, but because it is so wasteful. Yes, he would get publicity and more diners, but not a $1M worth of new diners. Plus, would you really want to give someone who is almost a complete stranger a $1M? Why?

To her credit, Kim actually made a decent statement about the situation. "This is the first I've heard about this. I would never allow anyone to spend that much money on a cake. Making a million dollar birthday cake is just ridiculous! I'd rather they give me a cupcake and donate the rest of the money to the homeless!"

For once, and probably the last time I have to say that I am in total agreement with Kim Kardashian. However, the cake is made, so Nino has decided to sell slices of it to his customers. What do you think each slice will sell for? $5000?

Lisa Marie Presley Says Her Marriage With Michael Jackson Was Normal

Lisa Marie Presley sat down with Oprah and discussed her relationship with Michael Jackson. She told Oprah she wanted to have a normal conversation about Michael for the first time and that usually when she talks about Michael she gets defensive. I kept waiting for the conversation, but it is pretty much things she has always said. She did say that their marriage was normal. "I honestly can tell you, it was every sense a normal marriage."

So, I guess that means they had sex? I am wondering how normal it was though because she says she did not know he did drugs. I realize that people can hide things from their spouses including drugs, but they were together for almost three years. You would think you would have a good idea by that point if you really were together all the time.

Lisa said when Michael was admitted to the hospital in 1995 for a viral infection, she suspected drugs but no one would tell her anything. Well, it seems to me that if she is the wife, all she has to do is talk to the doctors and they would at least give her a hint it was drugs, but you get the feeling from this quote, that she did not get to see Michael very much.

"It was very confusing what was wrong. Every day there was a different report. And I couldn't tell what was happening," she added. "I couldn't really get a straight answer about what was happening with him and I think we were all a little bit in the dark. At that point, I think I got from various indications that that was going on then."

I still think the marriage was a sham, but that is just my opinion.

No Jail Time For Lindsay


Lindsay Lohan showed up in court this morning after leaving rehab at 4:00am. Well, it is going to be a return trip because the Judge in the case ordered Lindsay back to rehab until at least January 3. I guess that means Christmas and New Years Eve in rehab. I don't know what a few days in jail would have done that almost another 3 months in a strict rehab like Betty Ford could not do. After the amount of time she is going to have to end up staying in rehab you have to figure this is her best shot to get clean and stay clean and try to straighten out her life. Of course if I were her, I would probably try and remove myself from the parental units too, because I think by their actions and the fact they need Lindsay to make a living that this results in a lot of pressure. If Michael and Dina were my parents, I would probably take drugs too.

Cast & Crew Of Hangover 2 Send Mel Gibson Packing


Yesterday, the director of Hangover 2, Todd Phillips, announced that Mel Gibson would not be in a cameo for the upcoming Hangover 2. "I thought Mel would have been great in the movie and I had the full backing of Jeff Robinov and his team. But I realize filmmaking is a collaborative effort, and this decision ultimately did not have the full support of my entire cast and crew." It appears that Zach Galifianakis was the driving force behind this decision, so good on Zach.

Deadline says in their post that it is not fair because they do not see what Mel Gibson did to deserve banishment. They also say it is not fair because Mike Tyson is a rapist and he got to be in the first Hangover. That is true and I was not a big fan of that decision and felt they should have left him out. They also said that it is not fair because actors still appear in Roman Polanski films. This is also true, but I think actors who do that are wrong.

Will Mel Gibson ever make it back? Probably. People have very short term memories, but that does not make it right.

BuzzFoto Blind Item

We’re all for traditions, but if this story is true this is the best tradition yet and it’s hilarious! These two costars (the male is C List with film and television under his belt, she is B list and mostly known for film) made a movie several years ago together and became good friends. Although they were never officially romantically involved, they made a bet to see if they could sneak away at the Oscars and have sex in a bathroom without drawing attention to themselves. They did and now they’ve made a habit out of it. The source claims they are still only “just friends”, but they indulge in this Oscar tradition now once a year, so far, successfully.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Today's Blind Items

This Golden Globe nominee/winner movie actress used to be A list. Barely, but she was. Now though she is probably a C+ with much higher name recognition than that. Her slide into C list land is probably because she is not the most likable person in the whole world and she does not work as much as she used to. Anyway, on her most recent production, she had brought along her three dogs and two cats and they would hang out in her trailer all day. On one of those days, while she was out with her dogs, one of her cats knocked over a candle and the trailer caught on fire. The trailer was a loss, but the cats managed to get out. In fact, production was halted for a day, not because of the trailer damage, but because she insisted the entire crew look for the two missing cats. I am still awaiting word whether the cats were found, but will let you know as soon as I here.

Random Photos Part Four

Pretty good collection of talent for the top spot. John Mellencamp, Jeff Bridges, T-Bone Burnett and Elvis Costello.
Randomness. Adrian Grenier and Seal.
Ashley Olsen and a really big fur coat.
Benicio del Toro looking pensive in Milan.
Beyonce in Miami and her mom says Beyonce is not pregnant.
Trident wasted their ad budget with this one. Bethenny Frankel is supposed to get me to buy your gum??
Bai Ling working a corner.
Blake Lively at an event last night in New York.
Long time no see Brooke Mueller.
Hugh Dancy and Claire Danes in London.