Friday, November 19, 2010

Four For Friday - Strange Sex

#1 - This A list television comedic actor who has done lots of movies sweats so much while having sex that he has multiple layers of towels on his bed.

#2 - This Twilight actor gets lot of sex. The thing is, he is a big germophobe so he insists on the women he sleeps with do not kiss him and wear surgical gloves. Yeah, sounds fun.

#3 - This C+ list actor who made his fame on a hit cable show turned movie franchise has a penis so small that he only hires people to have sex with him and they have to say how large he is.

#4 - This B+ list actress from a hit network medical drama had a boyfriend. They went out. It came time to have sex, and she made her boyfriend dress up like one of the male characters on her show.

Random Photos Part Four

The Queen with 3D glasses? You have to put it on the top.
Andrew Garfield and the so funny Aziz Ansari.
Angelina said she hates her new song. As she should, it is awful. But, if you will notice what she is carrying, it looks like she was giving them to anyone and everyone.
So, two cokeheads walk into a bar. Paris Hilton and Brooke Mueller hanging out. That would be an interesting night.
Bonnie Wright looks like she took a backpack and made a chest brace.
Speaking of backpacks. Want another reason to dislike Chris Brown. Oh, and US Weekly too who honored him for being a star who makes a difference. They should be ashamed.
Serious congratulations to Cher. I have said it before. If you can get the hand and footprint honor, you are something special. She deserves it. On hand to view it were
her mom and
Chaz.
The Chilean miners are in town.
Kind of boring to watch Cirque de Soleil when they only have five feet of room in which to work.
How do you decide this is something you even want to try?
Pretty normal look for David Arquette.

Random Photos Part Three

Long time no see for David Faustino. Here he is with Christiana Leucas.
Fred Armisen and his SNL castmate, Kristen Wiig.
Gordon Ramsay was in Toronto and being the ass he is, said he is a chef and Jamie Oliver is a cook. On the bright side Jamie does not have a failed business and his in-laws suing him.
Heather Locklear in the Vancouver airport.
Yeah, like Holly Madison ate it.
Natalie Portman and Jake G talk about?? The sex scenes in both their new movies?
Not the best look for Joe Perry.
Julia Stiles in new York.
Ke$ha does her hair like, well, a tribute to Something About Mary?
Here she was earlier in the day. Hangover anyone?

Random Photos Part Two

Kelly Osbourne in what looks like a superhero outfit.
Yay to Kendrick Perkins of the Boston Celtics who visited some kids at a Boston hospital.
So, there are at least five people I know of who took today off from work. Why? They are going to camp out at an H&M store to get these things from Lanvin. Would you camp out?




Lindsay Lohan spends more time out of rehab than in now. Here she is going to dinner.
Miley Cyrus supposedly has a new boyfriend. Yawn.
Minnie Driver has no waist.
Anna Kendrick cozies up to Matthew Morrison.
Meg Ryan and Alec Baldwin share a little dance.

Random Photos Part One

Four parts today.

Mean Suvari going for that 50's bombshell look. Nice.

Marisa Tomei at a party sponsored by a liquor company. Magic.

I watched that Drum Line movie or whatever it was called again the other night, and I had forgot how good Orlando was in that. Here he is with Rosario Dawson.
Olivia Wilde and a ton of fans.
Pamela Anderson still in India. Not working in a call center yet.
Probably one of the best Paul Rudd photos in a long time.
And at the opposite end of the spectrum, Russell Crowe.
Serena Williams and another injury. She is being helped by Kelly Rowland.
Taylor Armstrong, or as my dad likes to call her, "fish lips."
Hey, Mike. In about a year, you will be about as famous as Brittny Gastineau. Can you see him like in ten years having people pay $5 to touch his abs at some Jersey Shore convention. I can't wait until they do a 5 year reunion show.

Jim Carrey Sings A-Ha vs Chicago News Anchors Go Crazy

Jim Carrey singing Take On Me. Loved it.



All morning WGN cameras were trained on a bridge about to implode. When the camera cut away right at the moment of implosion, the anchors did their own version of implosion.

Your Turn

It is that time of the year again. For the next six weeks I will be in food heaven. Whether it is the fried food extravaganza of Hanukkah or the luscious roasts of Christmas or next week's turducken and turkeys, I love the next six weeks. I can taste it all. Best time of the year. What I want from all of you today though is about next week and Thanksgiving. What are your traditions, your favorite foods or recipes? Most memorable one? Share them all. I know all my Canadian readers already had your Thanksgiving but it does not mean you cannot share. I want to get in the mood. I already started playing Christmas songs in my office.

Vidoe Footage Discovered In Ronni Chasen Shooting

I don't know if the Ronni Chasen shooting gets much play in the media outside of Los Angeles, but this story fascinates me. You almost have to think this is either a big case of mistaken identity or something was happening in the world of Ronni Chasen that my mind cannot comprehend. Police in Beverly Hills say they still have no suspects in the shooting, but they do think they know what happened. Kind of. They think a vehicle, probably a SUV, pulled along the driver's side of Ronni's car and opened fire. They even think they know what block it happened because they found some broken glass in the street.

There is a red light camera at the intersection where they think the shots were fired but it did not get any photos of the shooting. There was some video which police removed from the former home of Buddy Hackett, which I am assuming might be helpful or else they would not have taken it. This is just the most bizarre crime. Who gets murdered this way? The police are saying it was intentional and not just some random shooting or carjacking.

DMX Arrested - Again


It is close to the holiday season so DMX must have been missing the place he has called home frequently over the last few years...jail. D or MX as his friends like to call him was arrested last night after he was found to be in possession of coke. Not content with just one drug, D, was also using OxyContin without a prescription, failing to show up for drug testing and just pretty much anything else he could do to violate the terms of his probation and parole. He is currently being held without bond.

Talk about a guy who had so much promise and just let it all go to hell.

Wilmer Valderrama Goes Cheap In His New Music Video


Did you know Wilmer Valderrama was putting out an album? Me either. Apparently he is though and is now casting a music video. Umm, first of all Wilmer, I think you should get a casting agent who actually knows how to spell your name. That is a good first step. The second step is that if you are going to have someone work for 10 hours in a day and give them lines and make them a part of the video, perhaps you should dig out some money from that fat That 70's Show wallet and pay them more than a $100. Yes, I know it is $10hr., but Wilmer probably spends more than $100 on condoms everyday. Don't be cheap Wilmer. Oh, and whoever gets the role of Daniella, I would think that Wilmer will probably want to spend some one on one time with you to make sure you have good chemistry.

General Information

Project Name
Wilmer Valderama Music Video

Project Rate
100/10 hours plus 15 % Agents Fee

Jessica (Mother)
Details "lead" / Female / Featured / Caucasian / 30 - 35
Description Alejandro's mother, Eduardo's Baby Mama. Female, 30. Has some dialogue with Wilmer.
Rate 100/10 hours plus 15 % Agents Fee

Alejandro

Details "leads Eduardos Son" / Male / Featured / Hispanic / 6 - 10
Description Eduardo's son. Latino, ages 6-10. Must be nerdy/nervous/awkward looking. Has some dialogue with Wilmer.
Rate 100/8 hours plus 15 % Agents Fee

Daniella (VERY HOT)

Details "lead" / Female / Lead / All Ethnicities / 20 - 28
Description A beautiful girl, ages 20-30, This is the lead hot girl whom Eduardo is pursuing throughout the video.
Rate 100/10 hours plus 15 % Agents Fee

Eduardos Posse

Details "leads (Some Dance Experience)" / Male / Lead / All Ethnicities / 20 - 30
Description Darren, Guillermo and Rick 3 males who form Eduardo's posse. Think cheesy-looking club guys – like The Jersey Shore. Need to be good dancers; we're looking to do some simple choreography in the video. Please send a note to me can you Dance.
Rate 100/10 hours plus 15 % Agents Fee

El Tigre ( a Rapper)

Details "lead" / Male / Featured / African Am, Hispanic / 20 - 30
Description Needs to come across like a hugely successful and suave rap star – think Diddy. We need someone with lots of swagger anf charm. The Rapper Will have a verse in Wilmer's song, but the lyrics will be provided. For the audition, the actor will be expected to rap in front of the camera – any lyrics he chooses.
Rate 100/10 hours plus 15 % Agents Fee

Ted C Blind Item

As we told you a while ago, Secretia Ohio and Chester Shorts-Off were developing a couple of cracks in their very liberal (and licentious) love agreement. And we're not just talking random butt crack, babes.

Nope, Secretia was becoming a bit careless in her private hookups, even though the two had agreed to have an open relationship—which often included swinging orgy sex. How psychedelic '60s, love it! However, Chester was not at all pleased with his gal's borderline-public liaisons with other men, so he decided to...

Start being indiscrete himself!

And handsome Chester (who, if you ask us, isn't quite the hunk-muffin so many folks say he is, but whatever) did his sex-hungry honey one better: He started getting emotionally attached to his sex partners. Going out, having lunch and dinner, you know, hanging.

OMG, the nerve Chester had to not just have sex with these women! And anything that went beyond the bedroom, Secretia had warned, would always be considered the ultimate no-no numero uno.

People are such idiots, really. Do they think multiple orgasms with multiple partners isn't going to eventually lead to some kind of psychological—if not affectionate—connection between the players? Dumb, dumb, dumb.

But Chester was pretty dumb himself when he thought Secretia would just lie back and take his one-upmanship. Hardly this bitch's style.

So Ms. Ohio is currently deciding her options. Does she dump Chester and demand a bigass piece of his financial pie in the process—and risk exposing her own sexual goings-on in the process? Or does she stay with Chester and make the best of it?

But plan C, which involves only Chester being hung out to dry—for an agreed-upon monetary arrangement between the two cheaters, of course—would probably be far more likely.

It Ain't: Kevin and Christine Costner, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, Michelle and Barack Obama

T.I. Tired Of Jail


Despite being in jail, T.I., managed to write a post on his website. I am assuming he wrote it and then someone typed it and unless T.I. wrote it in print, I don't know how anyone would have been able to translate it.

I will say this. Despite the coarseness of the language, it is really powerful. You can feel the emotion and pain and a man who is tired of being in jail. A man who is tired of the way he has wasted his chances. It could be that he is just feeling sorry for himself knowing he will be in jail for much of the next year, or someone who has finally realized that perhaps there is another way to live.

The first half of his message is below. I encourage you to read the other half here.

This experience is truly a pain I have never felt before and that's saying a lot for a nigga who's been down locked up as many times as I have. I see this as a real ass whoopin'. The kind you don't just go back outside to play afterwards. You take ya ass to bed and don't come out of your room until it's time to go to school. I don' t know what effect this will have on my life moving forward but I'm certainly sick and mother f*cking tired of going to jail, juve, prison, the pen, correctional facilities or whatever else you want to call it. I'd have been better off doing a 5-10 year bid one time than going in time and time again for days, weeks and months for the last 15 years of my life. Even though it's been a long road, I'm still standing, barely but nevertheless still standing. At one time I thought my motivation for continuing was for my fans, my partna Philant, my pops, my grandmama, even for the haters or the people I let down. But nah... I got to do this s*it for me!!!

Real Housewives Beverly Hills


When you don't have to leave the house until midnight, you get a lot of time to watch television. Because I watched Half Blood Prince, I only watched the first half of RHBH last night and watched the rest with my bacon sandwiches this morning at around 4:30am.

Wow. Seriously, I have to say last night and last week are the two best Real Housewives shows ever. I am calling this period the golden age of Camille. I cannot wait until someone makes a mashup of just Camille from the past two weeks. She was gold again this week.

Honestly, the last 30 minutes of the show I had to watch twice just because they were so good. Lets start when Camille hits the red carpet. Her supposed friend who rode in the limo with her was reduced to being a clothes and bag carrying grunt while Camille hit the red carpet. Like it was her job.

Having that guy examine her cleavage who was sitting next to her was so inappropriate and then he just kept staring.

After the show was the best. Camille saying something like, Going backstage to see Kelsey. He is kind of a big deal." Then what happens? Kelsey practically throws her out of the dressing room on her ass. Camille wanted to be Mrs. Big Shot and Kelsey was, "Bye."

The best moment though was when they were doing their on camera confessional type things and Camille says, "Kelsey and I have agreed to stop using Kyle's husband as our realtor. Let's face it. Kelsey is A list and Kyle's husband is just a local realtor. They are not in the same class."

To know that last night Kyle was probably having a viewing party and laughing her ass off at Camille was probably the greatest thing ever.

Oh, and who thinks the Maloofs are headed for divorce? Going out with the guys instead of going to your in-laws after there has been a death in the family?