Friday, December 03, 2010

Four For Friday - Bad Set Behavior

#1 & #2 - This idiot star of this almost networks few hit shows decided that he wanted to liven up a recent cast party. He spiked the punch they were using in a beer bong with roofies. Yeah. Fortunately he told everyone after only one person had done a bong and that person was fine. Nothing happened to our actor because he is the lead male on the show.

#1 - actor
#2 - show

#3 - This B+ male actor on a CSI show has a loaded gun he keeps in plain view in his trailer. He loves showing it off. The problem is he drinks so much he shakes when he shows it off and scares the hell out of everyone.

#4 - On that same almost network from #1, there is an even more popular show. They had a female in a recurring role who is a B- list actress known for movies and television. She tried to have a production assistant fired because he came in her trailer without removing his shoes.

Random Photos Part Three

Coco in male jeggings? No brainer.
Amos Lee - Philadelphia
Ben McKenzie and Jason Ritter teach a class on red carpet walking.
Obviously Elisabeth Shue did not attend as she forgot rule #1. Must walk on carpet.
Brangelina on a date in Paris. I'm more excited about seeing Guy Savoy.
Everyone including Helena Christensen is wearing these workout shoes. Do they work?
For 65 or however old he is, Heather Graham looks great.
Justin Bieber, a helicopter and a fake mustache. Sounds like a good time.
Michelle Williams prepares to show Jake G how My Blue Valentine got an NC-17.
Jeremy just came for the sex.
Josh Holloway has cut off his hair.

Random Photos Part Two

John Legend bowling in velvet. Does it get any better?
Not wearing velvet, but busting out of her dress is Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Jessica Seinfeld and a really big snow globe. Don't let Jack Frost near it.
Justin Timberlake talks about the exaggeration of on set injuries.
Kathy Griffin rarely does the skin tight look. Great for her for being in such great shape.
It is kind of like Vogue, but the military. Keri Hilson, Katy Perry and Jennifer Nettles.
Maggie Gyllenhaal and the co-founder of Twitter, Jack Dorsey.
How many times have you seen this pose? I wonder if it has a number? "Lets do the #14 pose."
Nicole Kidman did say last night she wants to marry off Aaron Eckhart.
Peter Andre channels Janet Jackson and George Michael if they had a child.
Princess Beatrice meets a drunk Londoner.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

Three parts today.

Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Pink squeezing into an outfit for her new music video.
I love Parker Posey. Why isn't she on DWTS?
Ryan Gosling and Chevy Chase share some love.
Sandra Oh looks great from the front, but this dress was strange on the sides.
Maybach probably gave Sean Penn a free car for showing up. I would do the same. Not invite Sean Penn, but show up for a free Maybach.
This is a TRON chair which you can buy. Probably coming soon is the Pirates Of The Caribbean toilet seat cover.
Tony and Eva sharing lunch on Wednesday. Maybe that is why the Spurs lost that night.
Wilson Phillips - New York

Your Turn

Earlier this week, there was some tabloid report that Scott Disick came on to Kim Kardashian. You know what, I could see that. So, today's question is, has a family member or in-law or anyone just as creepy hit on you?

Justin Timberlake Gets Hurt


To see the Entertainment Tonight headline you would have thought Justin Timberlake got hurt on the set of his latest movie and was in danger of losing a limb. Instead, it looks like Justin hurt his leg, continued working that day and then worked again the next day. So, you know, nothing serious, but ET will probably get some people to watch their show and will probably tease it like it is the biggest thing that has happened since some brilliant mind combined peanut butter and jelly in the same jar. Made it much easier to eat with a spoon. I am far too lazy to actually spread it on bread.

This Jake And Taylor Thing Might Be Serious


So, I was standing in the checkout aisle last night and was browsing through US Weekly. I wanted to see what they had to say about the whole Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift thing. Well, I have to say, I was expecting more coffee place pictures so what I saw actually made my jaw drop. That and they raised the price of my favorite tequila by a buck. Bastards.

Anyway, US did a great job of keeping these pictures secret until they published. I can't ever remember a time during the whole Jake and Reese thing where Reese was ever photographed with Maggie. None. Nada. Zilch. So, wham, the first thing you see is this picture of Taylor and Maggie with Maggie's daughter. Talk about impact. Forget if Jake is gay or not. Forget all that. I still don't know if this relationship is real. Does it feel real? I just don't see the two of them clicking. I do know that these photographs take up this whole thing to another level. I can't remember Kirsten Dunst ever in a picture with Maggie. This is big time.

Erin Barry Says She Did Not Have Affair With Tony Parker


Erin Barry, the woman accused of exchanging sexts with Tony Parker, did not address the sexting really, but did say on her Facebook page that she did not have an affair with Tony.

"I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH TONY PARKER, nor did I “pursue” Tony Parker. Unfortunately, because our divorces are occurring at the same time, great speculation has been cast on our friendship. My friendship with Tony Parker had nothing to do with the end of my marriage (which is painful enough without this added drama), and to assume that we had an affair is na├»ve, ridiculous, and completely misguided."

So, is she yelling in her post? I am guessing it is probably limited to the texts that were flying back and forth between them. Whether or not they were sexts, they both were still married and the only person you should be flirting with when you are married is the mechanic who fixes your car. Well, that is what my mom says. She does seem to love those Mr. Goodwrench commercials way more than she should.

Josh Duhamel Gets Kicked Off A Plane


Last night, Josh Duhamel refused to turn off his cell phone as he sat on a plane which was supposed to fly from New York to Kentucky. The plane, which, according to TMZ had already left the gate had to turn back around because of the way Josh was acting. Three times a flight attendant asked him to turn off his phone and on the third time, Josh laughed at the flight attendant and began taunting her. At that point, she called for backup, the plane turned around, and police escorted Josh off the plane.

His rep says that Josh was texting people to let him know his flight would be delayed and that he was sorry. If it happened to one of us we would probably still be in jail. Just another example of how celebrities think they are above the world. Not only was he acting like a prick, he caused an already delayed flight to be even more delayed because of his antics.

Ted C Blind Item

It really is the new gay to go to sleazy strip clubs, didn't you know? First, Toothy Tile got into it pretty brazenly. Now Jackie Bouffant—the younger, fresher perkier version of closeted matinee idol Toothy—is pulling that greasy stuff!

And how.

Jackie, who's so pretty he might be mistaken for one of the gorgeous-eyed babes in these joints, is becoming quite the fan of the pole-dancing set. But...he's taking it one heterosexual step further by...

Sleeping with women he meets there (as well as other places) on the side. On the side of his beard, that is!

WTF?

Well, on the one hand, we totally get it.

We wouldn't want to sleep with Jackie's prissy beard, either. But, Jackie's obviously hip to the fact that he's got to get some chicks talking about how well he gets his sex on—and what better way to do it than to put his little Jackie-tool to work!

For the record, just got to say something here.

Think we have a little Nevis Devine action goin' on, sweethearts. Now that Jackie—who still lives to get his boy-action on—has finally tasted the female side of (fabulous) sex, he's decided he may not be so averse to it, after all.

Interesting move, my man. Hey, get the best of both worlds, right? I mean, sounds like you enjoy it enough.

Totally unlike Toothy, trust.

And It Ain't: Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson, Matthew Morrison

Real Housewives - Beverly Hills


Thanks to On Demand, my dad finally got to see the RHBH episode a few weeks back where Camille went nuts. So, since then he has waited patiently to watch another episode. I mean, this is a guy, who for many years did not know FOX existed because he did not think it was possible to create another network. He has since cleared that hurdle, but never ventures from the ESPN family of networks. So, him agreeing to watch a show from Bravo is monumental. Once in a lifetime.

Anyway, so last night was his first opportunity to watch an episode live and he wanted to see Camille. Damn. Not much Camille last night, BUT, the one scene she had was classic Camille. When she went to a stylist (Kelsey's from Frasier), Camille did not take any of her friends. What woman does not have any friends? Instead, she took her house manager who will of course only say the things Camille wants said because Camille is paying her salary. This should tell you what kind of pain Camille is and next week that creepy guy friend of hers is back so that should be interesting. Only my opinion, but she has to be having sex with him right?

Other things I noticed is that it seems like Kim does not drink booze. Also, she drove herself, but the blind date guy took her home. Ahem. That house they had the dinner party was in, was incredible. Never seen anything like that. I guess that Mohamed guy has some money. Apparently he did not pay the model extra though because she never said a word the entire night. Oh wait. It was his girlfriend. My bad.

It was a pretty boring episode. The after show was more exciting when Lance said that Reichen is a prick. Didn't use the words, but you could read between the lines. Oh, and Lance also slept with the permanent houseguest. Who knew?

Star Stands By Its Britney Beaten Story


When Star and Radar published the accusations and tape of Britney Spears saying she had been beaten by her boyfriend Jason Trawick, the Spears came was ready. First they denied the beating story and they then trotted out some experts who said the recording is not even Britney. That is a pretty powerful force, but Star is standing by their story. Not like they have much choice, but I think they wanted to send the message to Britney's camp that if they come a knockin' with a lawsuit that Star has some cards they have not played yet.

"Star magazine stands by its story that Britney Spears told her ex-husband, Jason Alexander, that her boyfriend, Jason Trawick, beat her. In a taped phone conversation lasting for more than one hour, Ms. Spears can be heard repeatedly telling Mr. Alexander how Mr. Trawick "went crazy" and hit her, giving her a black eye. Mr. Alexander passed a polygraph test administered by Star, where he was specifically asked, 'Did you record a phone conversation that you had with Britney Spears?' Moreover, there is information in the tape, which Star may reveal at a later date, that would be known only by Ms. Spears."

A couple of things here. This whole polygraph thing is something the tabloids love because that pretty much guarantees a win for the tabloids. The law for a public figure is that Star or any other tabloid can only be liable for libel if they published something knowing it was false or with reckless disregard to its truth. If someone passes a lie detector test, then it is very difficult for a public figure to overcome those hurdles. I guess you could argue Jason Trawick is not a public figure, and then the standard for Jason to win would be lower, but he is probably a public figure.

What Star is really saying in that last sentence is, "don't mess with us, or we will release something that proves it was you." So, if you don't see a lawsuit in the next few weeks, then I guess Star won the battle of wills.

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This British actor known for his diverse range of theater, film and television productions made a cult favorite movie in the 80′s that didn’t do so well in the box office. He revealed recently he once had a sordid, “experimental” affair with a straight actor he worked with on that film. It was a short-lived romantic relationship, but the two remain good friends to this day.

Thursday, December 02, 2010

Today's Blind Items

What do you do when your network reality star fiancee lets it be known to a very very wealthy businessman that she could be persuaded to dump her current fiancee if the businessman was to make her an offer. Oh, and she did it while her fiancee was 15 feet away.

Random Photos Part Three

It's Craig Ferguson. Nothing more to be said.
Alicia Keys wins the Jedward hair look-a-like contest.
I have no idea wtf Barney's was thinking with this holiday display.



Bruno Mars - Los Angeles
David Beckham, Prince William and David Cameron await the news about the World Cup. England did not win. Either did the US.
"I will take the pen is mightier for $100 Alex."
Just what I wanted for Christmas. My own Diddy card.
Has anyone seen Peaches Geldof lately? Has Eli Roth locked her up? Here he is with Rosario Dawson and Quentin.
If anyone exemplified Florida, it is George Hamilton, who is in Miami with Danny Glover.
Hello Halle Berry.
Helena Bonham Carter says she is trying harder now that she was named to a best dressed list. She is always great.
Holly Hunter.
Hugh Jackman lets the world know his dog is going #1.