Thursday, January 20, 2011

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This A List actress not in a celebrity relationship sometimes turns men off with her silly antics in the bedroom. She enjoys really tacky, really cheesy sex toys. She thinks she’s being naughty with her leopard-print furry handcuffs and her edible underwear, but most of the men leave rolling their eyes.

30 comments:

rose said...

Sandra Bullock?

Gypsy said...

Aniston. It all makes sense to me now.

Kisha said...

Is J. Love A list?

ms snarky said...

please not Sandra. although the "not in a celebrity relationship" thing sort of points to her, what with the RyRy publicity lately.

ms snarky said...

even though I sort of like Jen Aniston (guilty pleasure), I could believe this of her. She's a little too cutesy.

HannahPalindrome said...

Agree with Gypsy-LOL

Red said...

See, I'm picturing Anne Hathaway for this. And I don't know why...maybe the "celebrity relationship" part? She's not dating anyone famous, right?

chicken said...

Witherspoon?

The Nightmare Child said...

This REEKS of JLH...but she's so not A List.


A part of me wants to say Mila Kunis...but she just got out of a relationship.


Ugggghhh.....mmmmm.....



ANNE HATHAWAY!!!


She looks like she'd be into some really stupid & cutesy shit like this.



(I want a reveal on this one)

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

My first instinct was Hathaway.

momo said...

I'm picturing Reese Witherspoon - she's in a relationship right now but not with a celebrity, and she seems to be sort of uptight/goody-goody so the furry cuffs and edibles might be uber-risque to her. Except... 'most of the men leave rolling their eyes' suggests she has a number of men coming and going, and I don't know if she has a 'revolving door' in her bedroom in between (or during?) her serious relationships (Jake G., this new fiance)?

selenakyle said...

My first instinct was Teri Hatcher, but bmaybe she's not-so-much A-List these days now that DH is declining. I dunno if it's still even on, though! I only watch fringe TV including football and cartoons...

chihuahuense said...

I didn't realize that an A-lister who doesn't supply freaky toys now elicits eye rolls from her bed rolls. Maybe she should gather some inanimate objects to shove in holes and they'll leave clapping like little seals.

*eye roll*

MCH said...

^Agreed.

So is it a competition to see who is the weirdest focker in Hollywood?

Pookie said...

no idea, but w/ that description it's has to be someone from new jersey. they have this weird animal print obsession thing. i've never seen anything like that ever, or anywhere. (sorry nj, i do love you otherwise).

HannahPalindrome said...

Pookie-Hahaha

Jennifer said...

I was thinking of Aniston via the princess Leia episode of friends, but I wouldn't call her an A list actress unless it's specified as TV. Her movies (apart from office space!) are crap. Also, the -not- in a celebrity relationship makes me think they mean someone who WAS but now isn't, since they don't mention any sort of relationship that the blind subject is a part of.

Lindsey said...

I would think besides the "most of the men" part, it would be Sandra. I mean, she was married to Jesse James who seems to like porn stars and now is engaged to Kat Von D covered in tats. Seems like there would be a 'closeted freak' side to her.

shakey said...

Nightmare Child - I saw this as JLH, too. But you never know - maybe she was the one who turned John Mayer onto scat.

I'm tied between Aniston and Hathaway.

sunnyside1213 said...

Did anyone see Aniston in Allure with her Teddy Bear? Way too juvenile for me.

The Nightmare Child said...

@shakey - You know who else popped into my head for this? Emmy Rossum. She looks like she'd think this is super naughty. But she also looks like she'd be a screamer.

rebellious, contrary and nice said...

Chihuahuense and MCH, ITA!

ardleigh said...

Drew Barrymoore.

Stacey Charter said...

hmmm I would think any toys is a plus over the skinny cold fish bed partners the hollywood elite could be. Plus - I have pink furry handcuffs and a bright purple...well anyway - i have never had anyone bitch about it or eye roll LOL Just sayin

chihuahuense said...

hehe@Stacey :D

Tatyana said...

Add this one to the mountain of evidence that none of the "Entys" is a guy.

shakey said...

Nightmare Child - I'm still LOLing at the mental picture! "Gosh! I'm going to make you feel like a man, my little poopsie woopsie!"

Tatanya - this is a BuzzFoto BI.

RocketQueen said...

@shakey - Tatyana doesn't care - she only comes here to complain. I think she's from that "lies" site.

fletch_in_dubai said...

Not Hathaway - didn't we deduce that she was the butter-wouldn't-melt actress who actually like to play as a dominatrix in her spare time?

(it was a blind a while back and now makes sense as she's just got the role of Catwoman)

slappywhyte said...

Halle Berry immed came to mind for me and she seems to get dumped a lot