Thursday, January 20, 2011

Jesse James & Kat Von D Engaged


Well, it did not take long for Jesse James to move on from Sandra Bullock. Well, actually I guess he had been moving on from Sandra for a very long time before they finally made it official. I mean Sandra did not know Jesse had been moving on, but all the women he was sleeping with and attending Hitler Youth rallies with knew what was up. It was not even a year ago that Jesse was busted cheating and somehow in that short amount of time he has managed to find his "best friend," in Kat von D. Apparently this will be a long distance relationship. Jesse will continue living in Austin and sampling the various Eva Braun look-a-likes there while Kat Von D will remain in LA and get late night calls from Nikki Sixx. Oh, I am sure this will work out well. I wonder if Bombshell McGee will be the maid of honor.

45 comments:

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

When you've already got one divorce in the books, what's another?

BigMama said...

i have no doubt in my mind that if they don't get married by the end of Feb that it will never happen.

RenoBlondee said...

Just. Gross.

ms snarky said...

he has several divorces, no? or at least two.

ms snarky said...

he's so vile. not even under the influence of coma-inducing drugs would I do that.

Pookie said...

this guy needs to be deported to douchachussets.

all i can think of is that sweet little sunny and all the upheaval in her life. innocent little thing doesn't deserve that.

ms snarky said...

sadly, sweet little sunny has already been provided with her professional dancing name. So wrong of him to push the poor kid into her future career.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

@ms snarky

Even easier then, with more than one divorce in the books!

He's an idiot.

ms snarky said...

@ SueEllen

He's completely creepy. How Sandy could have, I just can't imagine.

MISCH said...

He has the worst timing...probably on purpose, and lousy taste ....Sandy must have been a fluke

Cecilia00 said...

OK, Someone said it before and I agreed then and will agree now.

I think Sandra Bullock rolls like that. I don't see her as innocent in the slightest.

I think she knew he was cheating, and didn't care until it was made public.

Especially with the sexual harassment settlement he had the previous year (before Bombshell)

Flame away.

Jamie's Girl said...

two nasty, filthy people that belong together.

Cali Girl said...

Have yet to see a picture of him actually looking happy. In most, he looks miserable. This will not end well.

Maja. With a J. said...

You would think that a girl who has been wearing THAT much makeup, for THAT long, would know how to match foundation to her own skin tone. The too-light makeup along with all the botox she has clearly had, it looks like she is wearing a wax mask.

I liked Kat Von D when she first came on L.A. Ink - you just hadn't seen a girl who looked like that on TV before and I must say I found it quite refreshing at the time. But then she just turned into this really annoying famewhore. And, I've said this before, although she is an amazing artist, she sounds SO DUMB. I want to cut my ears off when she talks.

But, having said all that, who am I to wish anyone anything but happiness. For the next 18 months. That's how long I give this, and that's being generous.

Maja. With a J. said...

Not L.A. Ink, I meant Miami Ink.

Vikingwench said...

I think it's a marriage made in reality show heaven.

blondegossip said...

I wonder if Jesse makes her wear the white-face makeup? You know, cause he's a racist f*ck! Ugh. Put them in the same hole w/the Hohans, Kardassians & Speidi.

Snowstorms said...

Funny how it is Sandra's time to shine again - 1 yr anniversary of her awards victories - and this punk does his best to come out of the woodwork! I used to like JJ, but suddenly the timing of his cheating becoming public is quite interesting - and the opposite of a bombshell hooks up
W/Sheen a yr later too...I almost feel like he timed last yr to try and steal her thunder then too...when will he learn that it will just gain his ex more love and empathy and all he will get is more disdain and disgust...

The Nightmare Child said...

They deserve each other.

MacVixen said...

Cecilia00 - no flaming from me because I do agree with you. I think Sandra knew exactly what was going on. Thanks her already sterling image, she was definitely able to proclaim herself innocent of everything that he had been doing. This is not to say that Sandra Bullock is a horrible person, because she does seem genuinely nice, it's just as you say, I think she rolls like that.

Same way I felt about Elin Woods. Not to say that Tiger's 100 mistresses were ok, because he was a definite douche for that, but I refuse to believe that any man could have that many side-pieces with the wife being completely clueless. Elin knew what was up, she just didn't care until it was all about to come out and she was going to be publicly humiliated.

kathrynnova said...

who cares.

Moosefan said...

These two tricks....
Nice line that he used with this one is his "best friend and stood by him when everyone turned their back" TRICK-DID YOU NOT FORGET THAT YOU HAD A WIFE WHO YOU MADE THE SAME COMMENTS ABOUT? Shut up.
Sandra may/may not have known, but still no one AND I MEAN NO ONE, should have to go through the hurt and humiliation that this trick put on her, her family etc. I bid them both good day-GOOD DAY.

Cecilia00 said...

@MacVixen:

Once I heard he settled a sexual harassment suit to the tune of three-quarters a million dollars in 2007 - I changed my tune on the whole thing.

nunaurbiz said...

I cannot WAIT until he cheats on her and then she's gonna be so "surprised"!!!! Once a cheater, always a cheater. Love it when the mistress gets the cheater and then he cheats on her!! It's the Donald Trump Scenario!

Meow!

FS said...

I swear I would rather spend a few hours on that public outdoor toilet in Slumdog Millionaire than ever have to look at or hear about either of these two individuals ever again. Just filthy.

RocketQueen said...

It's her wig or whatever the hell that thing on her head is that drives me crazy. What kind of pathetic jackass gets engaged less than a year after humiliating his wife by sleeping around while she takes care of your CHILDREN and making a spectacle of yourself? What's the effing rush??

shiny_special_one said...

Poor Sunny. That girl has almost no chance of turning out healthy or normal.

BigMama said...

@Moosefan - that was one of the best rants i have read in a long time LOVED IT!

Sylvia said...

LOL @ "I wonder if Bombshell McGee will be the maid of honor."

I will be surprise if this even last another year.

timebob said...

I can only imagine what devil spawns they will reproduce.

Mooshki said...

They're a perfect couple. I think he tried to straighten up, and Sandra was part of that, but he just couldn't do it. I'm sure she did know about his cheating, but I think she's the kind of person to try to "fix" him.

Mooshki said...

Oh, and Sandra needs to get custody of his kids. Neither he nor his ex are fit parents.

linnea said...

Make sure to invite Charlie Sheen and Bombshell when you make it official. That will make for an interesting wedding night, I am sure.

parissucksliterally said...

another episode of "Gross and Grosser".

these 2 people are so disgusting.

sunnyside1213 said...

Can you imagine having that for a stepmother? Oh, the nightmares.

Robert said...

That's not Kat von D, that's a man, baby!

MadLyb said...

I used to really like Kat Von D. What happened to her? :( She was so easily corrupted. The only reason these two are still getting press is because of Sandra.

Oh, and I do think Sandra Bullock is as sweet and down to earth as everyone says she is - but even sweet women love the bad boys, and even smart women can be naive. You know what they say about opposites attracting?

Char said...

Ok how do you go from Sandra Bullock to THAT?! Oh yah, you're a grade A d0ucheb@g. Those two deserve each other. Sandra deserves SO much better.

nataliesinger said...

Good Lord, she looks like she's doing the lead in the Tattoo Mikado and he looks like he's already checked out of there.

rose said...

Hope it won't be a shotgun wedding. That dress doesn't work with her bloating.

Miss(pdx) said...

Lolz at Eva Braun look-a-likes!

Hey..the man has a type.

He must have watched a lot of The Munsters.

klang said...

Maja. With a J.
Nice bullshit sandwich. I'm still trying to do that at work. I appreciate you modeling it for me! :>)

Mango said...

I hope Nazi McDouchebag and Rumer Willis' doppelganger live crappily ever after.

caydian said...

Guess he found his sexual toilet.

MCH said...

This will be Jesse's FOURTH marriage. Why do men that want to whore around get married?? Why not just stay single & screw however many women you want? I don't get it.