Thursday, January 20, 2011

Jon Gosselin Adds To The Unemployment Rate


So, remember that whole thing about how Jon Gosselin had a regular job now and was going to work every day and was no longer interested in the limelight. Well, he may still not be interested in the limelight but his job with Global Green is over. Apparently, Jon decided he could not be apart from his kids so quit the job he just barely started.

I think what happened is that he realized he was used to doing absolutely nothing and making stupid amounts of money for doing nothing. Sure, he had a domineering boss in Kate, but that is nothing like actually working a job and getting up early and not getting to wear your Ed Hardy collection every minute of the day. So, Jon up and quit. Unfortunately Jon there are not too many jobs where you can sit around, contribute nothing to the world and get paid for it. The good news though is there is an open job at Global Green.

20 comments:

selenakyle said...

Oh my Lord could they have found a more UNflattering photo of this guy?

*shudders*

Pookie said...

enty, it wouldn't have hurt you to attach a warning to that picture.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

No! Jon Grosselin is an idiot?!

I AM SHOCKED AND HORRIFIED!

kathrynnova said...

HAHAHA!!!!! your commentary is priceless today enty!!!!

Sherry said...

Dear God, he almost makes my ex-husband look good and that is quite an accomplishment.

delilah said...

i am sorry but Global Green. hiring Globsselin officially makes me have zero confidence as a non-prof.

TaterOnTheCouch said...

He looks doughy in that pic.

RocketQueen said...

I wonder when he'll attempt reconciliation with Kate? This month or next?

shiny_special_one said...

Beer bloat.

BigMama said...

everytime I see him or hear of him the first thought that pops in my head is *Skeezball* and it stays there until I read/hear something new....

sunnyside1213 said...

*gagging noises*

Sylvia said...

Wow, he sure has gain tons of weight.

timebob said...

maybe TLC is paying him again since he was trying to stop Kate from dragging her kids to Australia for filming her show.

Nothing this loser does is for real it is all for show. Except everything he has done has blown up in his face.

nancer said...

what a dick. i'm sure he knew travel was part of the job when he took it. he's just a lazy, shiftless asshole is all.

skeeball said...

he would do just about anything now to get back on the bitch Kate train! he would gladly let her piss and moan at him 24/7 now that he went back to the real world for a minute and found he is to much of a lazy piece of shit to work like the rest of us do. and of course he used the kids as his reason. sorry asswipe, we see right through your tired pasty shit.

weezy said...

Maybe they started him with 90 days' probation and he didn't make the cut.

Paisley said...

Radaronline says he still has his job. This rumor was probably started by Kate to make him look bad. He's going to court to try and modify the custody order. Totally inexcusable that Kate was allowed to pull the kids out of school to film.

eyeonu2 said...

These kids are going to need years and years of therapy- sheesh!

Mango said...

I never watched J&K+8. Were they ever a happy couple?

And I read somewhere that when they started the original show they were both unemployed?

On a happy note, there were dozens of copies of "Eight Little Faces" by Kate Gosselin in the dollar bin at Books-a-Million.

MCH said...

Ugh, he's doing sales marketing...cold calls. I don't blame him for wanting to quit that job if that is true. He was an IT analyst before, so I wonder why he doesn't do something like that again or why not try and work from home??

He's a douchebag but I still don't hate him like I hate Kate. She is a wretched person.