Friday, January 21, 2011

Ke$ha Does Have A Father


My tolerance for Ke$ha ended about six months ago. Not even pictures of her naked and sexually satisfied can ease the pain she causes me every time I hear that f**king Your Love Is My Drug song. I hate it. I hate my life when I hear it. I hate the sick bastards who decided the she needed to have that high pitch giggle at the end of the song and the program directors who decide that I need to hear the song every 15 minutes.

Anyway, apparently Ke$ha has spun some kind of story about how she did not know who her father was and she never met him and that not knowing her dad is does not bother her and has made her a better artist. Well, Star has an interview with Ke$ha's dad who was involved in her life on a consistent basis until she was almost 20. Pictures, cards, letters, and then when she hit it big, she stopped talking to him cold turkey. Hey, at least he does not have to hear her sing that damn song in person.

22 comments:

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I wouldn't want to talk to my dad either if he looked like Captain Lou Albano after being on a Slim-Fast diet.
Maybe he's one of those Hulk Hogan-type dads, knowhuddamsayin?

Just said...

I feel the exact same way about her. Makes me want to be deaf.

RocketQueen said...

lol @ artist. Actually, does anyone know if she writes her own stuff?

Julie said...

I thought her upbringing was in some folk singing christian band anyway?

i don't think i'd ever heard that she didn't have a father until maybe a week ago?

but then again, i don't pay attention to ke$ha.
i'm glad i don't listen to the radio.

shakey said...

Who decided to make her famous? I thought she would have been a one-hit wonder with Tik Tok, or whatever it's called. She is pretty horrible.

Amy in MI said...

She looks like Drew Barrymore in Never Been Kissed in that pic

looserdude said...

Of course she doesn't have a father. Marketing concepts don't have parents.

strawberrygirl said...

@ Amy totally agree. Hahahahaha that picture is ridiculous.

nunaurbiz said...

If your dad was the poor man's Dog the Bounty Hunter, you might not want it known, either (at least Dog makes better-looking children than her!)

MCH said...

See, this is why I don't listen to much radio. I know she is a shit artist but I actually did like all her songs. They're catchy! I know, I know....

The story about her dad is kind of hilarious. Didn't Paris Hilton kind of discover this girl...? She was on The Simple Life.

She needs to stop painting her face.

MCH said...

@Amy - HAHAHA!! LOVE that movie.

amoteafloat said...

Ke$ha and Willow Smith are the main reasons why I stopped listening to the radio last year.

JW said...

Is Enty having somebody ghostwrite posts for him these days, because this definitely does not sound like him?

Mooshki said...

Yes, she definitely should have gone away after Tik Tok. Why the hell is she still around?

Vanessa said...

I like her music...keeps me energized after a long day and great to jog to....but If she wants to claim that she doesn't know her father that is her business. If he was there for her throughout her childhood and provided for her then she wouldn't have a reason to deny him.
I feel like he just came out of the woodwork after she b/c famous and wants something from her.

Blood is not always thicker than water....sometimes family member can be toxic.

timebob said...

Everytime I think of Kesha I keep having horrible flashbacks of her SNL performance and those weird dancing astronauts.

*shudders*

Ruse said...

I thought Travolta was her dad.

(proof: http://www.dlisted.com/node/36609)

I dunno who I feel worse for, her for having that busted ass picture on the cover of Star or the viewing public for having to look at it on line at the grocery store.

I'd deny her as my daughter too. Oh....wait...it's the other way around....

@ timebob, thanks for not using that stoopit dollar sign.

Mango said...

Kesha's songs aren't actually half bad but the sparkled, painted bitch needs to stick to producing and not not yodeling her over-produced tracks. Somewhere a trailer park is missing a crazy cat-lady in the making.

Sorry to call a fellow woman a bitch, but c'mon, Kesha, do you actually think your caterwauling sounds good?

Pookie said...

that's some mighty unfortunate pics there.

Jerry said...

One of my local newspaper columnists calls her Ke¢ha.

Mooshki said...

That's brilliant, Jerry, I love it!

kathrynnova said...

"program directors who decide that I need to hear the song every 15 minutes"

enty, this is FANTASTIC!!!!!!!