Monday, January 24, 2011

The Razzies


Worst picture
"The Bounty Hunter"
"The Last Airbender"
"Sex & the City 2"
"Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
"Vampires Suck!"

Worst actor
Jack Black, "Gulliver's Travels"
Gerard Butler, "The Bounty Hunter"
Ashton Kutcher, "Killers" and "Valentine's Day"
Taylor Lautner, "Twilight Saga: Eclipse" and "Valentine's Day"
Robert Pattinson, "Remember Me" and "Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Worst actress
Jennifer Aniston, "The Bounty Hunter" and "The Switch"
Miley Cyrus, "The Last Song"
Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis & Cynthia Nixon, "Sex & the City 2"
Megan Fox, "Jonah Hex"
Kristen Stewart, "Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Worst supporting actress
Jessica Alba, "The Killer Inside Me," "Little Fockers," "Machete" and "Valentine's Day"
Cher, "Burlesque"
Liza Minnelli, "Sex & the City 2"
Nicola Peltz, "The Last Airbender"
Barbra Streisand, "Little Fockers"

Worst supporting actor
Billy Ray Cyrus, "The Spy Next Door"
George Lopez, "Marmaduke," "The Spy Next Door" and "Valentine's Day"
Dev Patel, "The Last Airbender"
Jackson Rathbone, "The Last Airbender" and "Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
Rob Schneider, "Grown Ups"

Worst eye-gouging mis-use of 3-D (Special category for 2010!)
"Cats and Dogs: Revenge of Kitty Galore"
"Clash of the Titans"
"The Last Airbender"
"Nutcracker 3-D"
"Saw 3-D" (aka "Saw VII")

Worst screen couple/ Worst screen ensemble
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler, "The Bounty Hunter"
Josh Brolin’s face & Megan Fox’s accent, "Jonah Hex"
The entire cast of "The Last Airbender"
The entire cast of "Sex & the City 2"
The entire cast of "Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Worst director
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer, "Vampires Suck!"
Michael Patrick King, "Sex & the City 2"
M. Night Shyamalan, "The Last Airbender"
David Slade, "Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
Sylvester Stallone, "The Expendables"

Worst screenplay
"The Last Airbender," written by M. Night Shyamalan, based on the TV series created by Michael Dante DiMartino and Brian Konietzko
"Little Fockers," written by John Hamburg and Larry Stuckey, based on characters created by Greg Glenna & Mary Roth Clarke
"Sex & the City 2," written by Michael Patrick King, based on the TV series created by Darren Star
"Twilight Saga: Eclipse," screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer
"Vampires Suck!" written by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

Worst prequel, remake, rip-off or sequel (Combined category for 2010)
"Clash of the Titans"
"The Last Airbender"
"Sex & the City 2"
"Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
"Vampires Suck!"

15 comments:

Merlin D. Bear said...

It's so hard to choose because everyone is so worthy of the award in their category.
Although I think some of 'em should have been double nom'd.

looserdude said...

I liked "Clash of the Titans"! The original was pretty campy and the remake was not bad. Someone said that instead of remaking classic movies and making them worse studios should remake bad movies and make them better.

looserdude said...

I saw "Twilight Saga: Eclipse" on TV the other day and I really don't think the actors were that bad. No one could deliver lines that bad and look good. So I'd blame the script and the direction more than the actors.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I love that Sex and the City 2 is being eviscerated.

timebob said...

I just want to know who is going to have the balls and show up to it this year.

Oh and actors please don't take the award home with you. They could only afford to have one made.

FrenchGirl said...

i disagree with Alba nod for Killer Inside Me and Cher nod in Burlesque but where is The Tourist and Skyline?
i saw 80% movies nominated and it was very bad

FrenchGirl said...

i'm sad for Kirsten Stewart because she's good in "the runaways" and "welcome to Rileys" this year

BigMama said...

My daughter and her boyfriend are going to be elated. They STILL are ranting about what was done to The Last Airbender. I never saw the cartoon series but apparently they ruined it.

Sis said...

I agree with most of the razzies here, although I laughed my head off in The Little Fockers movie. A little side note, we were having dinner at my moms and we were all talking about going to the movies etc., and in the middle of everything she says, "I want to see the little F*ckers movies", it was hilarious!

Yay for Sex in the City 2, The Last Airbender and the Bounty Hunter being nominated. My kids were upset as well at the visceration of the Last Airbender movie.

chihuahuense said...

I haven't seen any of these movies, but I hope SATC2 wins for that one line that makes me retch when I THINK about it: "shoes for everyone!" bah! Make me barf

sunnyside1213 said...

I don't care for Kristen Stewart. She is just a one note actor to me. She is going to have some serious frown lines one day.

Meg said...

I didn't think SATC2 was that bad; at least not the acting as much as the plot, which was pretty ridiculous.

I haven't seen a lot of these, but I think I'm pretty sure they got them right this year.

RJ said...

I think SATC2 should sweep every category that they are nominated. Personally, I thought the absolute worst thing by a country mile in "Valentine's Day" wasn't Jessica Alba or Ashton Kutcher, or George Lopez, but Jessica Biel! Biel's character made you want to bash in your tv screen. (I saw it on HBO.)

RocketQueen said...

The Bounty Hunter was AWFUL.

shakey said...

I disagree with Jessica Alba in Machete. We rented that movie this weekend. While she wasn't *great*, I think she gave the best performance she could possibly give. She didn't make me roll my eyes.

I thought Kristen Stewart was good in The Runaways, but in those Twilight bombs? Nuh-uh.

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