Thursday, January 20, 2011

Todd Palin And The Hooker


Who knew that Al Gore and Todd Palin had so much in common. Apparently Todd Palin really enjoys getting massages, just like Al. Well, maybe not so much the massages, but just like Al, Todd seems to like what happens after the massage. According to a report in The Enquirer. Todd has been seen frequenting a massage parlor in Anchorage. The thing is that Todd might not have actually paid for the massages or the sex. The Enquirer uncovered documents that show the woman who was arrested in March for running a house of prostitution, provided free massages to someone on the staff of Sarah Palin. It was her contribution to the campaign. I mean who doesn't need a good rub and tug after they have been working on the campaign trail espousing good old fashioned family values.

Neighbors of the massage parlor called the police because of all the noises that emanated from the business which sounded like people having sex. Yes, including when Todd was there. I love sex scandals like this.

47 comments:

looserdude said...

I'm not one of those whacked out Palin haters but I'd sigh a sigh of relief if I knew she wasn't going to run for President.

MontanaMarriott said...

Hmmm I would have believed this story had it been a MALE massage parlor according to the rumors of Mr. Palin's questionable sexuality.

BigMama said...

*giggle giggle giggle giggle* this just made my day....

@looserdude - yeah, I'm one of them.

@montana - oh, do tell!

Ruse said...

My four favourite words today!!!

Todd. Palin. Hooker. Scandal.

*In that order.

BigMama said...

@Ruse - sigh, some great stuff on here today....

shakey said...

Wouldn't she have known about this "campaign contribution"?

ellie said...

Oh Wow! this would almost top the John Edwards scandal!

Sylvia said...

Politician's seem not to take care of the scandals that have been out there.

feraltart said...

Dear Enty,

The title alone just made my day.

Thank you,
Feraltart.

ms snarky said...

oh my gosh, I am so happy.

0 said...

I really don't care anymore and just wish ALL the Palins would go away already. They don't contribute anything worthwhile to society and I'm sick to death of Sarah acting like their shit doesn't stink.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Dear god, let this be true.

timebob said...

dear god, let there be pictures.

Mooshki said...

This didn't make my whole week. I love when hypocrisy is outed.

bits of moxy said...

I'm with Looserdude on this one.
According to the news - her popularity is dropping faster than Charlie Sheen can get high.

rebellious, contrary and nice said...

^^^LOL. I'm sure her "blood libel" comment contributed to that. If we are lucky, she'll be gone by this summer's end.

Mooshki said...

Hmmm, the masseuse's last name is "Tripp." Verrrry interesting.

Sis said...

ha ha as in Linda Tripp?
Tripp her grandson as a name?
Ok had to say it...interesting indeed....

Sis said...

A good friend of mine is a Palin supporter because she likes the look of her husband, I'm like WTH?

Mooshki said...

This is cool - February 28-March 4 is "Ignore Sarah Palin Week." http://leftaction.com/action/ignore-sarah-palin-week-228-34

rebellious, contrary and nice said...

Todd's actually not a bad looking guy. To be honest, Palin is not bad looking either (post Mccain election make over).

Merlin D. Bear said...

I'm dying to hear the spin on this one.
Regardless it's just made my damn week.

nancer said...

i think he's creepy looking. pretty funny story!

linnea said...

I agree, she is not a bad looking lady. But she scares the crap out of me.

I really dont think this is true - I mean, wouldnt he be smarter than that? Oh, wait... I thought the same thing about Edwards, and all those other men who thought they could get away with just about anything.

We´ll see, I guess

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blondegossip said...

Why do I get this sinking feeling this story is not true but planted by Palin's camp to drum up some sympathy for her or some such shite? Wouldn't surprise me one bit--any publicity is good publicity for that hag & family. A

Again, please put the Palins in that deep, dark hole w/all the other no-brain famewhores.

Robert said...

@linnea: She scares me, too, in the same way that Kim Jong Il does--a loose cannon with way too much potential clout that could end disastrously for all of us. Self-serving, vindictive and believes in revenge. And I love it when the covers are pulled back on the Family Values bed! You never know who you'll find under there.

Vicky said...

This story is from the Enquirer- not what you'd call a reliable source.

skeeball said...

I know that people think the Enquirer is total BS, but they had the Edwards story nailed to the wall and w/pictures. I am hoping that is true w/this story!

Bish said...

Why do people insist that the Enquirer is not a reliable source? People *wish* it wasn't. It is! Their legal department is on point, and there's a reason that they don't settle lawsuits with pouty celebrities and their idiot political equivalents - because they source things as or more impeccably than the NY Times.

Hope is was for more than a handy, Todd.

Robert said...

@Bish: Definitely MORE impeccably.

FS said...

Dear Goddess
Please let this be true, and please let there be pictures AND VIDEO.

Now, the Enquirer is not part of the 'lame stream media' right? So Sarah will approve of this story.

CaliGirlinVA said...

This made my day!! I hate Sister Sarah for her ineptitude, and for trying to drag down professional women everywhere. You know, the ones who had to work harder and be smarter than men for less pay and less recognition.
And she thinks she can get away with being uneducated if she gives a wink or smile and plays to peoples fears.

I hope there was a hidden camera. Oh please, oh please, oh please!!!

Mooshki said...

My friend just got back from visiting a friend in Wasilla, and she said it's just a boring old suburb of Anchorage. It isn't the idyllic small town the Palin machine makes it out to be.

Pookie said...

ditto looserdude.

MadLyb said...

I don't care what Palin's hubby does, but it would be nice if this put a nail in her political ambitions coffin. And yes, I am a whacked out Palin hater, but I have good reason. She is a nasty piece of work - and I wouldn't care if she didn't have aspirations for the Presidency. That wouldn't bother me either, but apparently some people in this country could care less whether or not the person they vote for is qualified, or at least has a working brain.

ea73 said...

Sarah Palin is more disgusting than the Kardashians and Kat Von D put together! I hope this is true, and I hope hubby passed on some give STDs to her at some point!

GladysKravitz said...

I just got home from a 12 hour work day and this is just about the best news I could have read. Thank you Enty, thank you, thank you for passing this on. I never read The Enquirer, except in the grocery store, and it would have been forever before I got to a long enough line to find out this little piece of Palin hypocrisy.

ChasingHeaven said...

Today is my birthday and this story alone tops any gift I've received (and I got some great ones!)

Enty for President!

ms snarky said...

@ChasingHeaven
Happy Birthday! and you definitely can't top this gift. It just keeps on giving. Hee!

HannahPalindrome said...

I am one of those whacked out Palin haters.

Cannot stand her!

caydian said...

The National Enquire seems to have a thing for massage therapist sex stories. Remember the Al Gore story by the Enquirer just last year? It was later proven that the massage therapist lied and Gore was not charged.

Sorry, but the Enquirer story is pure BS.

linnea said...

I hadn't heard that he was found innocent and that she was lying? Can you remember anything else about it ?

MCH said...

Well, if he isn't getting any at home.....

L said...

Oh God Yes!!

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