Friday, February 04, 2011

Miley Cyrus Gets 5th Tattoo - Up To A Pack A Day Habit Now


Now that Miley Cyrus is 18, she is doing pretty much everything she can to run away as fast as she can from her Hannah Montana image. The other day day she revealed tattoo number 5 and according to her she is going to get at least one or two a year, which means that when she is 30, she will be looking very similar to Kat von D, but with a worse tobacco habit. Now that she is 18, Miley does not hide her cigarette habit. What used to be a few smokes only when she was locked away from the paps has turned into a full blown one pack a day habit that has sometimes been two. A word of advice Miley. Your voice is pretty raspy as it is, and you have no discernible acting talent so you might want to lay off the cigarettes so that way you might be able to hit the casino circuit in a few years and make some money.

What I suggest is switching to chewing tobacco. That way you can smack gum or be spitting pretty much all day and the only thing you have to worry about then are your teeth falling out or losing part of your mouth.

15 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

I never understood singers who smoked, not that Miley is one but there is evidence showing the damage that smoke makes on the vocal cords

RenoBlondee said...

I'm not a singer, but I love to sing and you are absolutely right MontanMarriott! I quit smoking 2 1/2 years ago and it has made a world of difference in my voice. It's clearer, higher and my throat doesn't get strained like it used to when I smoked.
That girl is just running wild and I suppose alot her age would, with her kind of money and not much upbringing.

shakey said...

She has dentures or veneers or something. We watched that Last Song movie (I'm a masochist, I know) and all I could concentrate on was her massive overbite.

Sorka8 said...

Singers who smoke are just morons. You might as well just toss your talent right down the toilet.

I think Ms. Cyrus is hell-bent on being as badass as she can possibly be this side of the law, thus all those lovely tats *snicker*

Lets hope she doesn't decide to attend the Lindsay Lohan School next.

sunnyside1213 said...

I hate her voice. It already sounds like she is 3 pack a day smoker since she was 10.

Jennifer said...

Exactly when did this girl start smoking? I just thought that was how her voice was because it's been that way since she was very young.

valerie said...

Oh my, Miley. You've become such a cliche.

RocketQueen said...

Oh Miley. You just can't be tamed.

childeroland said...

What's wrong with getting tattoos? And while smoking isn't smart, why shouldn't she get away from her Hannah Montana image? She couldn't sustain that forever.

timebob said...

I am keeping my hopes up the tweens now teenagers have ditched her and her fame is on the way out.

I can not take another album of her Alvin chipmunk voice.

Laura said...

Take the Has-Been Avenue, next exit!

Mango said...

childeroland said... What's wrong with getting tattoos?

Nothing, if you're not under the impression that tattoos make you seem cool and worldly.

She had a boyfriend living with her in her parents house when she was 16, she's getting tatts, she smokes, she's foul mouthed, she texts nude photos of herself. She's desperate to be an adult but is going about it the wrong way.

If she really wants to pursue a career in music, she needs to quit the smokes and hire a vocal coach. Her voice (pre and post cigarettes) is terrible.

audieh_1 said...

Other than the fact that she was on a Disney show, Mango, Miley isn't doing anything different than a large number of other teens. Most girls start smoking in their teens because some idiot keeps telling them it keeps them skinny. And if you think those pictures were scandalous--you need to start friending teenagers on facebook. My niece who is just 17 has tons of those look at me Im sexy and all pouty pictures of not only herself but all her friends too.

ardleigh said...

Dear Miley,

You want to appear more mature? Tats and cigs arenot necessarily the way.

You can get as much body art as you please, but if you appear to have less brains then a head of cabbage then you have failed.

Cigs will do many things for you.It will age you but not in the cool way.
If you want us to think you are mature and worthy of respect. Get an education. Acting and voice lessons would be a smart first step.
Good luck girl, you will need it.

lanasyogamama said...

She's fun to watch roll downhill.