With Lindsay Lohan staring down that felony grand theft charge today, Kneepads of all magazines decided to put an intern to work and compile a history of Lindsay Lohan theft accusations. It has to be an intern. That way if Lindsay does climb her way back to the top and Kneepads wants a cover story they can blame it on some college kid who was the relative of someone who no longer works there. Also, because they cannot get to crazy, Kneepads has decided to omit all the people who have accused Lindsay of stealing things from their apartments or hotel rooms. Still though it is a nice effort from the intern.
• A student alleged that Lohan swiped her $11,000 mink coat from 1Oak club in New York in Jan. 2008 after Lohan was photographed wearing it. The coat was quietly returned to Markova, and Lohan reportedly reached a financial settlement with her a year later.
• Lauren Hastings accused Lohan of stealing thousands of dollars' worth of clothing from two of her closets after Hastings's housesitter threw an unauthorized party. Citing eyewitnesses, Hastings claimed "they saw Lindsay Lohan basically in my closet, handing a bag of clothes to her bodyguard."
• In June 2009, $400,000 in Dior jewelry went missing from an Elle photoshoot with Lohan in London. This one was the big one. I still cannot believe she got away with this one. Elle must own her soul at this point.
• Lohan was questioned by L.A. sheriffs in April 2010 over a missing $35,000 Rolex watch, but its owner eventually asked police to stop investigating. The watch reportedly belonged to a friend who accidentally left it at Lohan's home. Detectives never determined if a theft was committed.