Scarlett Johansson has apparently decided that guys that are good looking and her age are just not her thing so she has decided to move on to old guys who chain smoke and love hookers. According to US Weekly, Scarlett J and Sean Penn hooked up when she was staying at Chateau Marmont. Their first date was in her bungalow which is probably just how Sean likes it. No dinner, just get down to business. I wonder if he started to open his wallet afterwards and then realized this was a free one. Scarlett supposedly got Sean interested by telling him she was going to go to Haiti to do some relief work. She did not end up going on the trip but did her part for relief anyway.