Friday, February 18, 2011

Star Magazine Says Owen Wilson's Baby Is Not His Baby


Uh oh. This could be crazy good. In their latest issue, Star Magazine says that Owen Wilson might not be the father of the new baby he thinks is his. Well, thinks is his at least publicly. The mother of the baby (in the purple jacket) is an air marshal. You know, one of those people who sit on the plane and pretend to be a passenger but look like no passenger you have ever seen. Anyway, supposedly the woman was having sex with her then boyfriend right up until the time she got pregnant. Yep, she was having sex with her boyfriend and with Owen and did not become exclusive with Owen until she got pregnant.

The boyfriend had no idea about Owen and Owen had no idea about the boyfriend. The woman was living with the boyfriend when she met Owen on a flight and one thing led to another. When the woman found out she was pregnant, she moved out of the house and moved in with Owen. Sounds like Star could be right.

30 comments:

Lauren said...

Sounds crazy, but if this isn't true its kinda messed up.

MISCH said...

Oh man I hate this....Well all I can say is DNA test....
No one should be used as a meal ticket...

Mooshki said...

I hope this isn't true, because this could be really bad for Owen's fragile mental health. He was interviewed about the baby, and he's crazy in love with that little boy. :(

On a shallower note, what a bonus - two Wilson pics for the price of one! That Andrew is as much of a cutie pie as his more famous brothers.

mikey said...

I believe nowadays they can even do a DNA test prior to the baby even being born. Seems like Owen would have found out before announcing he had a baby.

Mooshki said...

(If it is true, Sue Ellen, maybe you and I could set our differences aside for a short while? I'd sure as hell love to see you let out that burning rage you have inside on that [alleged] b*tch!)

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Who what? Mooshki, I really don't have a big problem with you. We just don't agree on things and that's o.k.

Sometimes when we've had, um, conversations about things I've attempted to post things that would give too much of myself away, and I can't/won't do that on here. Seriously, kudos to all of you that have had something horrendous happen in your lives and are able to post about it on a gossip blog. I can't do that. Perhaps if you, or anyone really save for one person, really had any idea about me you might not say what you say about me. Or you might. Who knows.

And as far as the Ent thing goes, you're right, it's just like the homeless person analogy you posted in the other thread. However, if I knew a homeless person wasn't really homeless and I saw someone about to give them 50$, I'd probably tell them what I knew. If they still choose to give them the money, that's on them. I just like to provide the facts so people can make a decision.

I was going to post this in the other thread, but there's a troll in there.

Sorry to the rest of you for having to read this.

libby said...

Get the test, Owen!
Nice huh? You have a girlfriend who meets a far richer guy, so when she gets knocked up, she pegs it onto and moves in with the meal ticket. Nice way for a baby to come into the world.
This gold-digging c()nt is NOT the baby mama Owen deserves. I hope the DNA comes out on his side, but sad he has to deal with this lying, cheating golddigger for 20 years.

Moosefan said...

Maybe they have an agreement. Who knows.

RJ said...

This seems dumb on the part of the mother. This is 2011. Anyone who owns a -tip and a postage stamp can have a DNA test run. It's either Owen's baby or HE wants the public to think it is. Either way, more power to him.

RJ said...

That should have been Q-tip in the above post.

Maja. With a J. said...

What I want to know is, is there always an Air Marshal on US flights? Because that's an awful lot of marshals.

bluebonnetmom said...

I really hope this is not true. Owen seems to be crazy in love with his son and that would just be horrible. It might bring the darkness back into his life and he seems to be doing so well. If he is just now finding out about all of this, that is extremely disturbing.

MAC said...

Similar thing is happening on One Life to Live right now...

MCH said...

@Mooshki - ITA re: the Wilson brothers, although for me Luke is my fav. I didn't even know about Andrew til I watched Whip It. He's HOT too.

@Maja - I'm guessing not at this point...maybe after 9/11 there was. Anyone else know?

MCH said...

LOL @ MAC :)

Mooshki said...

Sue E, I wasn't trying to bring up that stuff, I just meant that I had someone in need of a beat down, and it sounded like you were in the mood to give one, so it seemed like a win-win situation, LOL.

Mooshki said...

The Air Marshals are placed on planes randomly, but there are a heck of a lot more of them than there were pre-9/11.

Gypsy said...

Who doesn't love Sue Ellen Mishkey? I find the whole prospect very discombobulating.

chihuahuense said...

Crazy good is not how I would describe this situation. Crazy sad? yes. I hope it's not true, and I hope he doesn't melt down if it is. I don't think he could face another loss like that.

Bella said...

I'm with Mikey. Probably already did the test before the BB was born.

Simone said...

Andrew was great in Whip It. He is my fav Wilson now.

I remember when the story first broke that they were expecting. They wrote about Owen and this air marshal who sat next to him. They talked the whole flight and at the end they exchanged numbers and started hooking up.

Are you kidding me? How do I get that job? You kick back in First Class hitting on celebrities and plotting your next 18 years of financial freedom?

Sign me up as an air marshal. I could do that. "Hey you, Flight Attendant. Bring us another round! *giggles* Now Owen, you were saying..."

Simone said...

Oh, snap! I just remembered this blind from Enty on Friday, 1/14/11.

"#1 - Although all the women who announced they were pregnant in the past two weeks all have boyfriends or husbands, one of the women is unsure if it is said boyfriend/husband or the guy she was cheating with."

I checked and the news about the pregnancy hit that previous Monday. I think this post was a REVEAL!!!

Go, Enty. He knew!

*claps excitedly*

anna said...

same happen to csi miami actor and live in gf singer melanie fiona but she aborted hers.after taken from ciarra pardo.

shakey said...

I hope a DNA test happened before he got emotionally involved. My brother had to go through 2 of them. Positive both times, but they helped to make him bitter. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

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shehla said...

I gotta say he probably got the DNA test. I'm guessing you have to wait later in the preg for it (an amnio maybe?) so thats why we didn't hear about it til recently. They probably became serious after it... blah blah....

Honestly, a baby really tests one's spousal relationship. But then again, its not like most of us have nannies, chefs, maids and a nicely padded bank account.

Mango said...

She's an air marshal? I wonder if she collects air miles when she's flying for work.

the lutefisk said...

good find Simone!

Miss X said...

Since they announced the pregnancy just days before the baby was born perhaps they had a DNA test before he was born?

linnea said...

Either way, how horrible to have to think about that sort of stuff instead of celebrating what should be a joyous occasion. #whyineverwanttobefamoursnr4856393