Friday, February 18, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

Last time we checked in on poor Strippa Rip-Ya, the usually outspoken babe had told her close pals that she was staying with that abusive man of hers, Caesar Anchovy-Arse, because he only beats her occasionally and it's "not that bad."

So sad, because Strippa's friends have been too scared to tell her to leave the schmuck.

But is there hope? Now more Industry acquaintances of SRY's have now taken notice of her weird dynamic with Caesar...

At a photo shoot for S recently, we're told by sources on set that they were "incredibly uncomfortable" when her husband popped in for an unexpected visit.

Controlling much? You bet.

See, Caesar rarely lets Strippa go anywhere without him. Anywhere. Notice the watchdog pattern developing here? No relationship with that kind of dynamic is healthy—as you don't have to just hit somebody to abuse them.

Apparently Mr. Arse showed up to the photo shoot when it started, around 7 a.m., cracked open a Pabst Blue Ribbon and started getting drunk.

"He would shout horrible things at everyone, including [Strippa]," our insider tells us. "He was brash, rude, and it made everyone awkward."

Dude's clearly super jealous his career remains stagnant while Strippa's is super hot again. Meanwhile, Strippa just stood there silent, taking any jab he threw her way, which is pretty much what she always does these days.

Hopefully her team, who witnessed this, has the balls enough to say—and finally do--something. At what point will her "friends" start worrying about her very well-being, already?

It may be unpleasant to bring it up, but isn't her life more important?

And it Ain't: Lea Michele, Lady Gaga, Oprah Winfrey

45 comments:

rebellious, contrary and nice said...

Kelly Ripa.

Jackie said...

Every sign points to JLO and Marc Anthony, but he's so puny and delicate looking that I am conflicted.

rachelstargirlrox said...

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green

Miss X said...

Prominent guess at E! is J-Lo/Marc Anthony.

My 1st thought was Britney Spears except I wouldn't say her star is getting brighter lately.

Whomever it is, I hope they get the help they obviously need.

girltrav said...

According to BLE: Update 12/3/10 - Ted has also eliminated Kelly Ripa, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears

Heather said...

Heidi and Spencer

Whitney said...

According to Blind Items Exposed, he's said that the husband is a celeb, and that Strippa's a pop singer.

Definitely J-Lo/Skeletor.

MISCH said...

I think J-Lo also...but the blogs say he's cheating, if this is him..when would he have the time ?

Sis said...

Shame on "her people" being too afraid to say anything, for her to leave it needs to start somewhere or does she have to be in the hospital for a start?

Based on the clues, I would guess an outspoken black singer, I could not think of a similarity with Lady GaGa unless it has to do with costuming. As for the JLO guess, geez she could just push him over with one finger.

Still thinking....

Ed said...

this is fergie and josh douchebag

bluebonnetmom said...

This is so J Lo and Marc. I don't care for her, but I wouldn't wish this on anyone. She needs to divorce this jerk.

Klondyke said...

i can see this being fergie.

007grrl said...

People! Regardless of either persons size, physical abuse is also mental and emotional. No matter how confident someone comes off- or how successful they are- they may still be vulnerable to, or capable of abuse.
Having said that, I vote JLO & Marc...

Mango said...

From blindeitems exposed:

And It Ain't: Diane Lane, Beyoncé, Brooke Mueller

Update 12/3/10 - Ted has also eliminated Kelly Ripa, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears.

Clues:
8/13 - Ted says that SRY's husband is a celebrity, but does NOT have a BV nickname.
8/18 - Ted has given the husband a nickname - Caesar Anchovy-Arse.
12/3 - Ted says that SRY is a pop diva.

Current top suspect: Jennifer Lopez


Pabst Blue Ribbon? Really?? Well, maybe it IS Marc Anthony.

Carole said...

Has anyone considered Russell Brand and Katy Perry??

Fawn Neun said...

@Carole No way.

Kara said...

I can't see it being Marc Anthony because if you are drinking beer at 7 in the morning, wouldn't you have at least a LITTLE bit of fat on that frame??

Borg Queen said...

How bout Beyonce and Jay Z? I had heard rumors from some industry people that he treats her badly, talking down to her, admonishing her in public. She told a pal that as being a southern woman she allowed it b/c Jay Z is the man in the relationship. Which is interesting if you look at her parent's relationship. Her dad went to rehab couple of times, cheated with backup dancers and her mother only left him when he had publicly admit to fathering another child outside his marriage.

awesome balla. said...

if he really was drinking pbr, that's kind of a huge clue. at least where i'm from, i cant imagine anyone of 'status' slamming back a pibber.

who's done a magazine/fashion spread lately?

crila16 said...
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crila16 said...

Definitely JLo & Vampire man. My friend went to college with a girl who was dating Marc Anthony at the time. My friend said he was soooo controling it was ridiculous and it was painful to watch. The girl was miserable and finally dumped him.

JLo's career is finally taking off a little bit again, so I'm sure he's not happy. I heard he's so controling with JLo, that he even chooses the nail polish she wears. He's also controling on her movie sets.

crila16 said...

Can't be Heidi or Megan. Neither of their careers have taken off again. They are definitely good guesses though.

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LPM said...

Megan Fox was photographed wearing a Pabst Blue Ribbon T-Shirt recently.

http://perezhilton.com/2011-02-11-megan-fox-smoothie-trip

(i know, i know...)

Cindy said...

Wasn't JLo in that movie "Enough"? You would think that would have given her some kind of clue how NOT to be treated in a relationship.

Laura said...

Could be Fergie and Josh. Doesn't Josh come from the midwest where they would drink PBR? He seems more of a beer drinker than Marc Anthony.

MCH said...

My husband loves PBR (blech!)

Am I the only person that can't see J-Lo putting up with this? Wouldn't that go against what everyone thinks her personality is like??

For me the Beyonce/Jay-Z thing seems more plausible...but it's hard for me to imagine ANY of the guesses on here as the correct couple, at least as far as the husbands go.

SFG said...

What about J Hud and that loser husband of hers? (are they married now? Or just still dating?) Once he got with her he quit law school to become a pro-wrestler, and we've seen how well THAT's gone.... She's getting tons of attention lately for the weight loss and she was in SATC 2 last year.

Mooshki said...

More on the side of J.Lo/Marc - he goes to the set of Idol with her. ("Caesar rarely lets Strippa go anywhere without him.)

Fergie & Josh spend a lot of their time apart. Beyonce & Jay-Z are always together, but I don't think his career is stagnant, and she never really went away - she's been on a steady climb, rather than making a comeback.

Mooshki said...

And I agree with crila16 - Megan & Heidi's careers are on downswings.

Mooshki said...

(Although, I wouldn't be a bit surprised to find that BAG is abusive towards Fox, either mentally or physically - she has serious self esteem issues.)

Nellie said...

ok maybe this is off but caesar- mark anthony? that has to be a clue. to me that cinches it. its them.
wow that really sucks. i feel bad for her.

RJ said...

I think it's odd that all of the ain'ts for this are unmarried women. Why would we have thought of any of these women given that the couple in the blind are married? They must point to the identity of Strippa. All are very successful. First two known for music. Could Oprah mean Strippa is black?

As far as the PBR goes, that could point to someone young. Believe it or not, PBR is considered very "in" by the college crowd. Personally, I think it's pretty gross.

Green Sea Anemone said...

Ted always claims he's vetted his blinds sideways to Sunday. If so, there's NO excuse for him not outing this abusive DB. Seriously, he's strung along an abusive relationship story for entertainment value for how long now?

selenakyle said...

Well, re: the Beyonce thing, I too am southern-raised and EVEN THOUGH I have never been mistreated in many many years (old relationships) I totally "amen" her man-being-the-boss shit.

It's just ingrained in the psyche. BUT it goes much farther and works out so much better in life if the man is also kind, generous, sensitive and loving. Which my man is. I kissed a LOT of frogs to get this prince. AND he swings some mean pipe ;)

Sunnyhorse said...

Nice work, Nellie. I agree with you on all counts -- can't stand JLo, but no one deserves to be abused.

3 Degrees of Frustration said...

Caesar and Mark Antony = Mark Anthony, no?

Tea Lady said...

A lot of the Nashville bars sell a lot of PBR. Maybe a southern boy? That said, I have no idea.

anna said...

could be adam and melanie fiona he tells her what brand of tampons to wear.

shehla said...

My guess is JLo/Skelly, she seems stubborn enough to stick with him. Abusive relationships slowly creep up on you, she didn't see it coming methinks. Her limelight has been majorly waning until the Idol gig too. Fits pretty well!

shakey said...

anna, Melanie Fiona's career is still newish.

Doesn't Skeletor own the Miami Dolphins now? PBR just seems beneath him somehow, but I guess whatever floats his tastebuds ...

sandman said...

miley & billy ray, nevermind, i think they are just dating & not married.

Henriette said...

This screams JBlo and Skeletor. She was a dancer, so calling her "Strippa" makes sense. Everyone thinks he abuse her and is insanely jeaous. She does not want to get a divorce, because of the whole Bennifer publicity.

Ryan said...

OK - longtime lurker, have never commented, but I am excited about my detective work. I am guessing Fergie and Josh, see link, is that a PBR label in his hand??? http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/04/josh-duhamel-airplane-laguardia-kentucky-kicked-off-car-new-york-city-photos/

MatryoshkaDoll said...

I am so late on the boat with this one, but isn't Fergie's perfume called "Outspoken"? He starts off the blind "this normally outspoken babe..."