Friday, March 11, 2011

Chain Smoking And Sex


US Weekly is reporting on the weekend that Scarlett J and Sean Penn spent together last week in Mexico. Apparently the entire weekend was just about sex, chain smoking and boozing. Yeah, nothing like that morning pack of cigarettes followed by booze breath and sex. The only time the staff at the resort in Mexico was when the couple would emerge to eat and drink at the restaurant and sometimes they would go outside to smoke. I am betting that place needed to be fumigated by the time they were finished. You can tell this is a new thing because they did not even go to the beach, it was just about getting the most out of their hotel room bed. All I can say is I hope they left the maid a really big tip. Who thinks Sean Penn even showered during the weekend? What does anyone see in that guy?

23 comments:

RocketQueen said...

Lol I think you asked this question last week, Ent. An Oscar, experience, humanitarian missions...everything but the shabby way he treats women.

Ugh. She can do SO much better.

Reese said...

From the aesthetic standpoint alone, going from Ryan Reynolds to Sean Penn has to be a sign of mental illness...or a desperate attempt at publicity/career jumpstarting.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Sean Penn is so gross. I'm disappointed in Scarlet.

Terri said...

To be honest, the humanitarian thing would have gotten to me, especially if he asked for my help and I was feeling rejected and lonely from my divorce.

But I would have done the walk of shame by now.

bluebonnetmom said...

He is so gross. That girl is slumming.

mindyj9 said...

Stink-O-La! I would NOT want that room after they had been in it. Fumigating or not. Seal it off and call it a loss.

MommaBear said...

Honestly, the thought of sex with that man makes me want to start thinking about batting for the other team. That he's taken up with her isn't surprising. She always struck me as kind of slutty.

HannahPalindrome said...

Maybe he's really good in bed...

Jamie's Girl said...

He's a filthy abusive violent pig. Having said that, I still heart him for Spiccoli.

starbuck said...

so did Sean Penn ditch his black model g/f for Scarlett or was this supposed to be a down low thing gone awry?

amoteafloat said...

She's totally one of those types who'd go for a way older dude. In fact, I always thought she and Ryan were mismatched specifically because of his relative youth.

Sean's gnarly, sure, but maybe she's looking for something debacherous right now. Remember how she banged Benicio, too? Deep down, I think she likes Sexy/Ugly men more than Pretty/Girly Boys (Ryan, Justin). And that's okay! She just needs to find an ugly guy who's also respectful to women.

She's kinda plummeted downhill, in some ways. She's still really pretty, but the bombshell status is questionable (uh, where the hell did her ta-tas go?), and her movies lately have pretty much sucked.

And I *still* can't get over how much I hated her Oscars dress.

sunnyside1213 said...

He must be great in bed.

linnea said...

I think he has never been very good at being faithful, but I have no idea what happened to his other girlfriend. Im glad Robin got out of it.

ardleigh said...

He is like a large gross ashtray full of cigarettes and chewed gum.

A beater, a cheater, an egotistical ignoramous..... Oh yeah Scar-Jo he's a keeper.

pilly said...

Aloha Mr Hand

Robert said...

LOL,pilly!
At his age, as much as he smokes, I'm surprised he has the wind or the stamina for a weekend marathon of sex.

hunter said...

God, the idea of the smoking grosses me out. My theory is she is going through her Bad Boy phase. All women have one. (Some last longer than others...Robin Wright's lasted a long time!) ScarJo is an intelligent person who needs intellectual stimulation so she's not going to turn to a loser sleazy bad boy; instead, an accomplished, older, respected thespian bad boy. Ryan Reynolds was too easy for her.

MizCaramel said...

This makes me question her, maybe she's a gross smelly pig herself.

And if she isn't I can't believe he can be THAT good in bed, this must be a career move.

PollyPureBred said...

I think it sounds kind of hot...like non-stop hate-fucking. I be they enjoyed the hell out of it. As long as no hookers or animals were hurt, what's the big deal?

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Moonmaid said...

I had an ugly-hot great sex chainsmoking boyfriend when I was 25, but I came to my senses. Just a phase, probably.

The Black Cat said...

I think he must be good in bed too, it's the only thing that makes sense. Never under estimate how a naive young woman can quickly fall in love with a mans penis.

East Village Gypsy said...

Boyfriend dated Madonna, and broke her heart. Based on that fact alone, you know he must gotz movez.