So, you might be asking yourself who the heck goes drinking on a Monday night? I mean, Monday night is not exactly a party night and in LA, the Monday night after the Academy Awards is like a ghost town in the clubs. Now, after saying all of this, I have been drinking on Monday nights in the past and it was this time of year that I got drunk on a Monday night. Want to know why? To get my appetite really going for IHOP free pancake day on Tuesday. When the clock strikes midnight, the pancakes are free.
Anyway, Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend were driving home from a club and the boyfriend was driving crazy so the cops pulled him over. He got busted for DUI and because Christina was so intoxicated that she could not take care of herself they arrested her for public intoxication. Was she so drunk they would not let her call an assistant or a cab? That is really drunk. They also listed her as 5'2" 100 pounds. I think 14 pounds of that are breasts and another 4 pounds is lipstick.