Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Lindsay Is The Biggest Whiner On The Planet


You know what my biggest problem is with Lindsay Lohan? It isn't that she is a drug taking, steal anything that is not nailed down, chain smoking, lip injecting, bad movie picking, horrible influence on sister, convict, multiple prison staying, multiple rehabbing, sleep with anything, hoarding, bad parent having, waste of talent, it is that she is a whiner. She is a whiner about everything. Everyone always has it in for Lindsay Lohan. She has a thinner skin than any other human alive. I really don't know how or why she chose to be an actress because she can obviously not take a joke, take any criticism or accept that some people in this world would ever choose to say one bad thing about her. On SNL this weekend they took shots at Lindsay Lohan. Any self respecting comedian, comedy troupe or girl scout troop would. Name a show or commercial that has parodied Lindsay or made fun of her troubles that has not got some sort of response by Lindsay or her equally awful mother about how it hurts they made fun of her. Lindsay of course took exception to the joking and said she was hurt. Well, then stop doing stupid things and stealing from people and being the mess you are. What? Just because you once made a movie with Tina Fey makes you think you have some kind of SNL immunity? Please. Why don't you try staying out of the news for a few months and watch what happens. People will stop making fun of you because if you have not done anything then why make fun of you. Reason? It would not be funny. No one would get the joke. I don't here her and her big lip injected mouth complaining when some other celebrity gets made fun of on a show. Where is the outrage then? Get over yourself Lindsay. Everyone else soon will be.

52 comments:

Jessica said...

AMEN.

Anonymous said...

I agree! Whining is the WORST.

You can be a mean bitch or a dumb bitch or an uppity bitch or a heartless bitch. But a whiney bitch...NO! Step off, LL.

BigMama said...

And THAT my friends is a rant! BRAVO BRAVO! *clap clap clap*

The Nightmare Child said...

People need to step back and take a look in the mirror before they start calling out LiLo for being whiny.


I see more whiny crybaby bawbag menopausal Heal The World soccer mom bullshit in every day life than anything from from LiLo. Especially coming from some of you that comment on here.


So go ahead and cast the first stone, people...just know that there's a boulder flying right bac at you.

figgy said...

Who cares? I can't think of a pseudo-celebrity I care less about than Lindsay. Unless it's Charlie Sheen.

Tempestuous Grape said...

I'm a wine'r, does that count?

Nichole said...

Epic rant! Well done Enty and all so very true.

nancer said...

sing it, my brotha!!!!

RocketQueen said...

EXACTLY. It isn't what she does, it's that she takes no responsibility for anything. Nothing is her fault and everyone's out to get her. I heard about the complaining letter she sent to Lorne Michaels. Are you serious?? So she's immune from parody??

Jenny S said...

One of the thing about addicts is they have poor coping skills, which is why they start using in the first place. She grew up in a horrible household with Michael yelling and beating his wife up with the kids watching. Dina is the biggest enabler (probably because she is using as well) who tells Lindsay that the world is being horribly unfair to her. Basically, she has a lot of external factors that are working against her that she can't manage because her personality was stunted when she was in her teens.

MISCH said...

I think you missed liar....
also she could be just trying to get them to book her again...she missed the last hosting gig due to rehab.

Woodsy_gal said...

I love all things lohan newswise...and I must say she's even starting to make me sick. You cannot just get away with everything. We'll all feel better when she is behind bars for a few days and we can take a breath.

chopchop said...

I love Tempestuous Grape. And wine.

MadLyb said...

Even if the word is being unfair to her, adults learn to suck it up and move on, because that's just life. I really wish both Lohan and Sheen would hold hands and jump off a cliff.

Maja With a J said...
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Maja With a J said...

Totally agree. If you can't take a joke or two, you have no business being in...um...show business. I didn't mean for that to rhyme.

weezy said...

when you offer yourself as a public figure, that's what happens. Deal with it, or learn to type.

nunaurbiz said...

Wah wah wah!

*smirk*

bluebonnetmom said...

Save the drama for your Mama....Oh snap, her Mama is responsible for the DRAMA! So sick of this of woe is me Beeoch.

penelope said...

I have a beautiful teenage stepdaughter who is being raised by a wanna-be clone of Dina. (BTW - a stepdaughter who is showing her own psychological problems.)

My stepson and I both have connections with higher-ups in the acting/modeling professions. Would we recommend the stepdaughter for modeling or acting go-sees. HELL NO! With a mother like my stepdaughter's, you'd have an instant maniacal/narcissistic stage mom and an almost certain future of drugs and/or some other form of destuction (spelling?) for my stepdaughter.

Anyone who truly loves a child would not want to wish that on the child.

G said...

Whiner! Duh.

Anonymous said...

nightmare child, i wonder if anyone is gonna call you out for this:
"I see more whiny crybaby bawbag menopausal Heal The World soccer mom bullshit in every day life than anything from from LiLo. Especially coming from some of you that comment on here."

these chicks went on all day last week about anti-feminism comments.

amoteafloat, where are you and your self-righteous postings?

penelope said...

The word I meant to spell is
de·struc·tion   
[dih-struhk-shuhn]
–noun

Sorry-- had to get that rant off of my chest!

parissucksliterally said...

Rocket Queen, I agree with wholeheartedly.

Lilo needs to stfu and actually take some responsibility for her actions. she NEVER has, which is why i think she is still using and will die before age 30.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

Meh. I'm not even going to take the bait from passive-aggressive choadlickers who say nothing of interest or import and only post here when they feel like picking fights. Some of you are obviously ravenous for attention -- must like Lindsay herself.

Is anyone really surprised at her reaction? She's a child star whose parents have noisily defended her every fuck-up. Her indignation honestly reminds me of Charlie Sheen's. This is what happens when a person hears the word NO less than a dozen times during her childhood: she forgets to be self-deprecating. I don't think Charlie knows that we're all laughing at him, and maybe Lindsay doesn't, either.

Shit, at least Miley was able to laugh at herself. Big props for that.

ForSure said...

Wait, the last time the Lohans whined (about the joke on Glee) Enty called them out for using it as an excuse to get publicity again. How is this any different? Lindsay watches SNL, realizes she hasn't been in the news for a few days, and finds the perfect way to get her name out there again. Thanks, Enty, you helped her achieve her goal.

The Nightmare Child said...

@ea17 - No, because they know it's true. I'm in complete agreement with everyone. I think she should let it slide and enjoy the free publicity, but people shouldn't be saying shit about her being whiny when I read tons of goddamn stories on here that are just as bad, if not worse. Think about it...people are whining about the fact that LiLo is whining. Pot, kettle, something like that.


When people can own up for their own bullshit, then they can call others out.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

@Nightmare Child -- "people are whining about the fact that LiLo is whining."

That IS kinda...meta.

It's weird. I totally get your point -- that's why I won't even CLICK on posts about Paris, because I don't even want to waste brainpower being angry at her very existence. I don't even WANT to rant about how much I hate her, and I don't know if you've noticed, but I like to rant. I figure that if I post and say something like "ENTY. For the love of BALLS, please stop writing about this bitch" it'll just fuel even MORE Paris posts. So, I ignore them. But I'll still click on Lindsay-related shit. *siiiiigh.*

Maybe I check Lindsay posts because I don't hate her? I probably *should* hate her, but I still find her situation innately pathetic and sad.

RocketQueen said...
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RocketQueen said...

lol @ sticking up for women's reproductive rights being "whiny", ea17.

On that note, happy 100th International Women's Day, everyone!

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

@Rocket -- don't feed the troll, don't feed the troll, don't feed the troll...

LOL. Watch. Next, a troll is going to yell at me and say that I'm "controlling" you in this thread. :-)

RuRu69 said...

I've sent 100 emails today and only the recipients and I know about them. How is it that she sent and email and then the world knew? Lorne Michael's people? LiLo's people? Internet/Email goblins? BTW...she seems like a classic case of "my dad sucks and I never got over it" syndrome. Mine did too but you grow up you deal with it.

RuRu69 said...

oh and another thing. Charlie Sheen's been whining for a week it's just that he is wayyyy funnier (and scarier)

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Murphy Brown 2020 said...

We get it, Zeke. You're rrreeeaaaaaaaaallllllly horny. You must have ladies *clamoring* to crawl all over that charming crotch of yours.

sunnyside1213 said...

I don't think people here are particularly whiny. Snarky yes. Whiny no.

The Nightmare Child said...

@sunnyside1213 - I'd say it's a solid 75/25.


And does anyone else feel the need to take a long shower after reading Zeke's stuff?

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

@Nightmare -- yes, totally. But Sunnyside suggested in another thread that we (or, you know, me) refrain from feeding it, and she's totally right.

*shrugs* Shit, maybe it's LiLo herself? :-)

The Nightmare Child said...

@amoteafloat - Aaaah. I haven't popped into that many threads lately and when I do, it's usually only for something that sparks my interest. And that sounds more like Sasha Grey than LiLo.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Never thought I would see you over here. You know how to make the rounds. Peeps here are in for a treat, once you start self-destructing. The Dlisted clan wasn't having it. So you ran over here, after you were handed your ass. They'll get tuned in real quick.

girltrav said...

Yay to Enty for the rant, also for the removal...

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

DUDE. I WISH there were more Sasha here and less LiLo. I'd also gladly trade Paris posts for Stoya ones, while we're at it.

Enty, are you listening? Also, thanks for kicking He Who Shall Not Be Named off the bridge.

Maja With a J said...

Word of the day: "Choadlicker".

I love it.

The Nightmare Child said...

Anyone who smokes the green and likes Sasha Grey is OK in my book. ^_^


@Lacy - Who are you talking to?

Samantha said...

Brilliant. This is the best thing I've read all day.

Robert said...

@TNC: Hopefully, that choadlicker whose comments were removed...

Linnea said...

Aw, and I didnt get to read it. Sadsies!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

She hosted 3 times. She never parodied anyone in those 3 times she hosted?

Britney? Paris? Anybody, I'm sure she did. I watch every SNL. It's just hers are the most forgettable.

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