Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Paris Hilton Hates Black Guys


I think Paris Hilton pretty much hates all people of color. Unless you are lily white I don't think Paris will have anything to do with you. Oh sure, she might pay you to clean up after her dead dogs, but she is not going to hang out with you. Neil Strauss has a new book out which has a great little Paris Hilton story when he met her when she was 18.

HILTON: I went out with that guy last night.
Which guy?
HILTON (points to an actor in Saving Private Ryan): We were making out, but then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw that he was black and made an excuse and left. I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross. (pauses). Does that guy look black to you?
How black does a guy have to be?
HILTON: One percent is enough for me.

I guess she and Halle Berry have something in common other than horrible relationships. They both believe in the one percent rule.

56 comments:

Patty said...

Who is Neil Strauss?

RocketQueen said...

Further evidence that Paris Hilton is a piece of shit. On the bright side, black men can breathe a sigh of relief.

Diane said...

So here we are reading a quote from std hilton when she was 18 yrs old ... christ shes 30ish now ... obviously the author is looking for another 15 mins of fame ... oh and WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!

At least Kim K & Hilton wont be fighting over boys anytime soon ...

empyrios said...

GUY: I went out with that girl last night.
Which girl?
GUY:(points to Paris Hilton) We were making out, but then we went somewhere bright and I saw that it was Paris Hilton and made an excuse and left. I can't stand that bitch. I would never touch her. She's gross. (pauses). Does that girl look VD ridden to you?
How VD ridden does a girl have to be?
GUY:One percent is enough for me.

Cecilia00 said...

She's been caught on tape using the N word. Sooo not surprised.

KLM said...

I'm totally confused by this post. I don't really follow Halle Berry stories much, but the last post about Halle and her daughter on this web site said that Halle never said Nahla was black or white, only that it is up to her daughter and how she identified with herself. The last post was written about how Gabriel Audry (or whatever his last name is) said he hated it when people called Nahla black. How does that reflect poorly on Halle Berry? My husband is biracial - he looks very light and you might never know it by just looking at him, but he identifies with being black. It's his prerogative. I guess I am just confused about why this post was written like Halle Berry is evil for believing her daughter is black... It's just weird.

I am over these sporadic and poorly written posts lately. I'll check back in a couple of weeks and see if this site get's its sh*t together. Yuck.

RocketQueen said...

empyrios for the WIN

chopchop said...

empyrios WIN.

chopchop said...

Jinx, RQ!

p m said...

Good one, empyrios.

RocketQueen said...

lol we'll have to share a coke one day :)

p m said...

And oh yeah, who the hell is Neil Strauss? Am I supposed to know him?

The Black Cat said...

Not really defending Paris Hilton because I cannot stand her but I said some dumbass things when I was 18 too. She didn't even gradusate from high school did she?

shakey said...

Perhaps she should date Jesse James. He likes Nazis and she believes she's a part of the Aryan "super race".

I'm sure many black men are thankful their dicks won't fall off by coming into contact with her. White men however ...

Big-Assed Sal said...

There are more people believing in that rule than those two.

Bubbles said...

Bravo KLM! And incidentally, Halle wasn't refering to any 1%rule which none exists, it's the one drop rule which white folks put in place in the US so they could seperate "the coloreds" from the "lily whites" and make sure none of their spawn of the many rapes that took place could take a place in white society coming from such humble, lowly beginnings. That and they didn't want to claim them.

Halle believes the way many Blacks do and if her daughter grew up identifying herself as white, she would have a difficult time. What is Black as a Black woman has been ingrained too deeply into me to see someone saying they aren't Black and being ok with that.

Cindy said...

I would have to say having Paris Hilton not talk to you is better than having her talk to you.

HannahPalindrome said...

What's the difference between Paris and Halle?

Not much...

Biracial is biracial.
Choose which race she is when she gets older?!
Halle is a beautiful woman, but she comes across as a bit dumb.
Why doesn't Halle cut her own mother out of her life?

I think it's important to embrace both parents race.

Mooshki said...

You left out the important part - the "actor in Saving Private Ryan" was f-ing Vin Diesel!

Nate F. said...

Paris could be Sarah Palin's running mate should the numbskull decide to run for President.

Sarah hates black people too:

http://mostlywater.org/i_dont_mess_with_black_men_sarah_palins_racism

bluebonnetmom said...

@ Empyrios - That was greatness, made me LOL!!!! : )

Paris makes me ashamed that we are both white. She brings us all down with her racist beliefs. Vin is pretty hot, proof that Paris is a stupid skank. She saved Vin from one of her lifelong "gifts".

awesome balla. said...

so does she just stick her tongue down whomever's throat is closest and then look to see who or what they are?

Cancan said...

You got that right, KLM.

First dragging Dennis Miller into the Victoria Jackson brouhaha yesterday, now this? What's up Enty? Poor reasoning and poor writing is not what gets us oldtimers to keep coming back.

Jillian S. said...

I thought Vin Diesel was gay. Did Paris just turn him off of women?

MISCH said...

She's an idiot....I really don't understand why anyone expects better from her....
And in truth she has lots of company..Lindsay is another brain trust...and on and on...

parissucksliterally said...

beautiful, empyrios!

we all knew she was racist from those videos a few years back. The woman is, and always has been, a piece of SHIT.

Phillip said...

Show's you how clueless I am...Vin Diesel is black...I had no idea, nor do I care.

Mooshki said...

Jillian, probably! And who could blame him?

Jillian S. said...

Neil Strauss is a long time Rolling Stone journalist and he wrote the book The Game about going undercover in the seduction community.

timebob said...

He also wrote the excellent article on Howard Stern in the latest RS.

He also wrote bio's for Motley Crue and Jenna Jameson.

I wouldn't really compare what Paris says over what Halle said. Becuase Paris is being an 18 year old asshole racist and Halle is saying how the public see white & black people. And she sees her daughter as black becuase she is 1/4 black. But the essence is stil the same whether it is 1% or 1 drop rule.

MISCH said...

I have a feeling Halle is going to be really be shown wrong over Nahla is seen...
When I look at her I see a beautiful child...not black not white...
The problem is within Halle...

Momster said...

Personally, I can't see Hilton using fractions in a sentence, even if it's just "one percent".

Sylvia said...

Typical Parasite brainless like always.

califblondy said...

Yet she was bffs with Nicole?

allisonshine72 said...

I wonder what Lionel Richie thinks about this. "Hello? Is it me you're looking for?"

LULU said...

@ califblondy and allisonshine72

People use to joke and say that Nicole was just her maid (so wrong) but I still to this day dont understand there friendship or what was...to me nicole seemed like she was just trying to fit in with the crowd having been adopted and all...

Doug Kenney said...

Fuck Parasite Hilton. No one cares about Miss Valtrex Vagina anymore. Didn't she get busted buying cocaine recently?

pomme said...

weird! at this time, Paris Hilton 's best friend was Nicole Ritchie(who isn't the most white person i know)

crila16 said...

Paris may not like black guys, but black guys don't like her or want her diseases. No guy wants her for that matter. No woman either. She's a kegger.

amoteafloat said...

Well, this is VERY old news. Paris has been tossing around slurs and behaving deplorably towards black people (and a dozen or so other ethnicities, probably) for years, and it's been well documented. Ditto the dog hoarding and other wretched stuff.

Unfortunately, EVERY blog out there still feels the need to talk about this gutterskank, when all she is a vapid, vain, entitled whore who will never be punished for her dozens of lies, crimes, and acts of cruelty.

*whew!*

Sorry, guys. Rant over.

She really is detestable, though.

Pookie said...

oh black men of the world, rejoice! you've dodged a bullet (and by bullet i mean her gift that keep on giving).

seriously tho, am in complete agreement w/ amote^...PH truly is detestable, and i don't throw that word around gratuitously. but you know, i suppose it's good to get the occasional reminder of just how vile she is before we even remotely consider supporting any project or product she might be attached to or associated w/.

J-Mo said...

Mooshki, thanks for id-ing the actor. I don't remember Vin Deisel being in the movie at all, yet I loved it. Maybe due for another watch. Loving Barry Pepper still.

Jamie's Girl said...

It isn't really racist who you want to sleep with in my opinion. Sleep with who you want, and if it is by color you choose, that's fine with me. LOts of people don't want to sleep with complete races. Who cares.

I agree with empyrious

RocketQueen said...
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RocketQueen said...

Glad you're cool with people who can't see past a person's skin color, Jamie's Girl. I'm not.

amoteafloat said...
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Mango said...

Is she relevant anymore?

Wait, let me correct that. Was she ever relevant?

Derek X said...

Anyone ever notice that almost all racists are dumb? I'm serious. It takes a real uneducated idiot to dislike someone just because of their skin color.

In other news, as a black male, I say THANK GOD for this news. Now, if only we could find a way to keep Kim Kardashian away from us...

MCH said...

Not surprising at all...

OT: I'd like to read his Phil Collins letter.

GladysKravitz said...

At the risk of getting blasted, I want to insert some history into this discussion. To be considered "negro" (a term used before "Black" became the vernacular in the 1960s) in the American South, a person only had to have 1/8 "negro" blood; i.e., they had one great grandparent who was black. Because of that, many people could "pass" as white who were legally black.

The concept of "passing," is also born of racism; it is never reversed. To people from other cultures, the idea that someone could "pass" is confusing; why don't we consider a Japanese person who is 7/8 white to be "passing" if they look "white?" Yet, we would never say that such a person was "passing." It is a term reserved for black people who appear to be white (whether they are trying to "pass" or not). Even the term "passing" implies that "not passing" is a negative thing.

Given that we all have the "one drop" of black blood--since we originated as a species in Africa---why aren't we all "passing"? Americans don't define any other racial group similarly.

For many people in many cultures, what we consider "black" (think Beyonce), is not. Brazil, for instance, has many people who are darker than Beyonce. Americans are pretty unaware of how unique we are in our definition of "black." What we really mean, for the most part, is "anyone who isn't what we consider white, or Asian or Hispanic." Exactly where is that line, though? When does a very tan Brazilian become black? Where do we put Beyonce? And, as Halle Berry struggles with trying to define her child's racial identity, so do we.

For a great book about how racist we remain, despite our beliefs that we aren't, read "white Like Me" by Tim Wise. He's funny and smart and the book is a quick, easy, scary read.

All of which is to say that Paris Hilton is big piece of sh*t and I agree with amoteafloat. Her fifteen minutes is at the half hour mark. Between her animal abuse and her racism, she makes me want to bring back public shunning.

Doug Kenney said...

Parasite fucked black guys during her first year in LA, when she was an apartment hooker.

Gary T. Burnaska said...

Black Men, should breathe a sigh of relief that Paris Hilton wants nothing to do with them.

Henriette said...

I agree with HannahPalindrome-Halle is an idiot too.

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rummer said...

Never in my life have I heard this new bullshit that people are spewing about the Halle Berry comment. Do you people have any black friends? Like, REAL black friends? And not Kenny from the office, but an actual friend who will sit down and explain African American culture to you? It is common practice in the Black community to identify biracial Blacks as simply black. That's ALWAYS been the practice, like, for 300 years. And what point did you people change the rules? And when were you gonna tell us?

I understand that multi/bi/blah blah blah racial is the preferred nomenclature of our times, but it's modern concept to place black biracials into their own exclusive category. And to claim thay're not really black. Try to consider that before you criticize Halle Berry. A lot of Blacks born before the year 2000 must have never received that memo.

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