Friday, March 25, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

Last week when we told you King Schlong had fooled around with another male celeb for a bit when he was younger, many of you were shocked. Our King is gay?

Just because he diddled a dude once or twice doesn't mean he's a homo, folks. As if! Sometimes fooling around with the same sex is a way to pass the time.

Just ask Cookie Muncher. This superstar has everything: a hunky husband, flawless bod, perfect face...and a taste for women.

No, she's not a lesbian. She just doesn't mind doing the girl-on-girl thing to turn her man—or partygoers—on. Babe knows how to a have a fun time, what can I say.

While at a raging Hollywood house party a while back, Ms. Muncher was dancing up a storm on the pool table.

She always has a way of making sure all eyes are on her (as if being one of the most beautiful women in the world had another affect on people).

So, Cookie Muncher decides to strip off all her clothes while dancing, to the giant applause from the crowd.

Another gal at the party thought that clearly looked like a fun idea. So she decided to take off her clothes and get up on the table with Cookie.

We'll let our stunned party source take it from here:

"Before you knew it, Cookie threw the other naked girl on the table and just started going down on her. For a while too! The crowd went crazy."

Now you know where "munch" comes from.

As for her husband, he looked on lovingly as ever, obviously.

If a guy were to give another guy a blowjob in the middle of a similar party, people would freak. Why is it so much more of a big deal for a dude to dabble than a girl?

And It Ain't: Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Victoria Beckham

56 comments:

Melissa said...

gisele and tom?

MISCH said...

I was thinking Charlize Theron but she's not married or involved that I know of..

jpovis said...

Demi and Ashton

chkyface said...

Gisele was my first thought, too.

RocketQueen said...

Yeah. Gisele.

Sylvia said...

I thought it was Angelina lol

Dana said...

j lo

surfer said...

My first thought was Fergie and Josh Duhamel, but I could be way off base.

bluebonnetmom said...

@ surfer - supposedly Fergie does like women, so probably a very good guess.

kris said...

I thought Fergie too - but that could be cuz she's on the radio right now...

p m said...

I like the Fergie guess, but is she considered one of the most beautiful women in the world? I wouldn't think so.

Taylor said...

Gwen Stefani

Terri said...

Gwen Stephani crossed my mind.

surfer said...

I thought of Fergie because she has a gorgeous body & a hunky husband. Can't say the same for J.Lo.

ms snarky said...

my first thought was Victoria Blechham, but she was eliminated in the Ain'ts.

valerie said...

Sounds like gisele. Perfect bod - yes. Perfect face - yes. Hunky husband - yes. And what model doesn't indulge in women every now and then?

ms snarky said...

I'm looking over a list of most beautiful H'wood women.....
and most of them are a stretch for one or more reasons.....

Nicole Kidman
CZJ
Jessica Alba

I would have said ScarJo, but no marriage no more.

ms snarky said...

I guess I'm going with Gisele.

foodinbaltimore said...

cindy crawford?

canadachick said...

Penelope Cruz/////

Jamie's Girl said...

Ciny Crawford is that wild and spontaneous.

RenoBlondee said...

This one is very vague.
Could be anyone from Giselle (although I think her face is not beautiful, I suppose most do)
to Fergie to Demi to Cindy and on and on....

bflogurl said...

Megan Fox

Miranda said...

Okay, I gotta say ...... who really gives a shit anymore? I don't understand why all Ted C can yap about is same-sex-on-same-sex action. Why is this scandalous? Why is this interesting anymore? I'm so tired of the big deal society makes about peoples' sex lives.

Yes, I know I'm reading a gossip site. I get it. I'm just at the point where I don't understand why same-sex sexual acts matter to anybody. We're people, we're all a little freaky ... who cares who we're boning?

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Fawn Neun said...

@kathrynnova - Because his narrative voice is just so annoying. It's sensationalizing, making such a big gasp! scandal out of someone's sexual orientation. It's particularly annoying when real people who are LGBT are trying so hard to be treated just like folks.

QueenChromeB said...

Cindy Crawford was the first person that popped in my head for some reason

awesome balla. said...

well if the ain'ts are a clue...all the names end in an 'a.'

farmgirl said...

This is Demi.
She did a little-seen movie called "Flawless" Ted calls her bod flawless. Hunky husband - check
perfect face - check

lzahart said...

er I think Fergie has got to be eliminated from this-- yes her hubby is hot and her body is good but her face.... not so much. No way she is one of the most beautiful women in the world. Lesson to all the kids out there- don't use meth!

crila16 said...

Fergie is scary looking. There's no way she's one of the most beautiful women in the world. This is definitely Gisele and Tom.

TinselSass said...

Who else?! Gisele, Cindy and Gwen are too professionally calculating to risk this news coming out.

rose said...

OK, someone is gay or bisexual again. Got it.

Ms Luey said...

Say it with me, Ted. BISEXUAL. It's what you call someone attracted to both sexes. You never seem to use this word, and I want to know why.

trouble bubble said...

Am I the only one that thinks the scandalous thing here is that she did it in front of the crowd?

Rita said...

So Demi Moore! After all these years, her husband is always described as «looking adorably at her» during any of their outings. Also, Ted had often stated when asked about this duo if their relationship if for show or very real; his answer? As real as a relationship can get by Hollywood standards. No big deal, Ashton's wife is bi, and they have 3 somes.

ardleigh said...

Rebecca Romijn? When she was married to Stamos she use to strip at their parties. I wouldn't call her a SUPERSTAR but that's my guess.

sunnyside1213 said...

I thought of Fergie, but she really isn't that attractive. Demi?

domingo said...

heidi klum & seal?

kelly said...

penelope cruze for sure!

M said...

I don't think this is Penelope. She just had a baby.

I'm on the Demi train. We've had enough gossip on this site (and elsewhere) where we all know by now that they have an open relationship and three is company for them when it comes to sex. They also have a proclivity for showing off for anyone who will watch, whether via Twitter, YouTube or how ever they can get attention to themselves.

Peekwa said...

brooklyn decker and andy roddick...

PollyPureBred said...

It's gotta be Megan Fox - she needs the publicity

katiekat said...

Just to be different, Katy Perry? IDK if she would be considered one of the most beautiful women in the world though. It's obvious she's has a freaky streak a mile wide given her penchant for wearing latex clothing and is married to a guy who very open about how much ass he's gotten in the past.

Mango said...

I'm liking the Demi guess.

Though for some reason Alba immediately popped into my yead.

white lorelei said...

Why isn't this Jada Pinkett-Smith? I was expecting to see a lot of people guessing her for sure and nobody did.

But the racy Brazilan blood in Giselle makes sense, and Tom's so dumb he would smile along with anything she does.

But I really like Jada for this.

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Moonmaid said...

Gisele is way too Germanic and controlled for this. This sounds more like a Carmen Electra type. Is she married?

reticulation said...

I'm thinking Demi because Ted mentioned her great body and face. We all know Demi's had tons of surgery to keep both of those looking top notch.

Kathryn said...

@farmgirl~ that was my first thought, Demi and the "flawless" reference.

shehla said...

Angelina & Brad!!!

Amanda said...

I thought Heidi Klum at first but then I read this:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/21/kate-beckinsale-would-rat_n_92801.html

Plus Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous and so is her husband :D

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sandman said...

jeezass, an ain't is julia roberts...thats one of lifes mysteries as to why hwood jammed that fugface down our throats & called her beautiful. she is beautiful to women because she is nonthreatening, not hot from the guys perspective tho.
plus george clooney said her pussy stank

cowbulls said...

First, I think Cindy Crawford is the most beautiful and sexiest woman in history. However, I think the line about the perfect face was to disqualify her because of her mole.
I'm thinking Demi because Giselle's husband is rich and a quarterback but not anything special in the looks department.