The hip hop world's version of Lindsay Lohan was at it again this week. Lindsay has a penchant for stealing and Foxy Brown suffers from Naomi Campbell disease. Both are serious afflictions and both have caused each celebrity to serve jail time. Is Foxy Brown even a celebrity still? Anyway, she decided to take some of her dwindling fame and money and go work on a cruise ship. My parents go on a cruise each year. They usually go for two weeks and come back 30 pounds heavier. They seem to like it. I love it because I have the whole house to myself.
Anyway, while on board, Foxy decided she needed a manicure. Well, don't we all. OK, so not me. I love my cuticles the way they are and I am paranoid about getting some kind of disease like Paula Abdul says she got. Foxy made an appointment and when she showed up 3 hours late for said appointment freaked out when they could not fit in her in. She freaked out so much that the people in charge kicked her off the ship. Remember, these people were paying Foxy and she still managed to get kicked off. She was escorted from the ship to a plane and sent back home.