Friday, April 15, 2011

Could I Borrow A Cup Of Pee?


Back in the day, I remember when neighbors would come knocking for some forgotten ingredient for some food they were making or to borrow some obscure tool, but for some reason, it just does not seem like it happens as much now. Maybe it is because people are scared of their neighbors, or what they will see when the neighbor opens the door, or maybe the neighbor will want the favor repaid by asking if they can swim naked in your pool. Who knows. Anyway, I do know that no one has probably ever gone knocking and asked for a cup of pee. That is unless you are a neighbor of Brooke Mueller. According to Radar, when Brooke found out she was going to have to test for drugs, she started calling her friends for pee. The problem is she does not have many friends who would test clean. Does she think the testers are going to let her come in and bring her own pee. It is not BYOP. Good luck on that Brooke.

24 comments:

JessieE said...

that's just sad.

Basil said...

I feel kinda bad for her. All those years of trying to keep up with Charlie have obviously taken their toll. Charlie may be able to snap his fingers and decide he isn't addicted, but not everyone can.

selenakyle said...

Crack is whack, Brooke.

KLM said...

Wow, that is not a flattering picture. I feel badly for her, too. It seems like she is trying to get help, but just hasn't hit bottom yet. Perhaps losing her children with be her bottom and she can get help and get better. I don't envy her situation one bit though. She's got a tough road ahead of her...

anita_mark said...

Is it Radar or TMZ that is pro-Sheen?

KLM said...

will be her bottom, not with be her bottom. Yikes.

RocketQueen said...

Ugh. Take those kids away already. I think she was mixed up in drugs/crack way before she met Charlie. As little as I think of him, I don't think he can be blamed for her condition.

blondegossip said...

She is on another gossip site w/photos/security camera pics at a pawn shop trying to pawn a watch and a stereo. Sad. I hope their kids are okay...

bits of moxy said...

I have no idea why I have more sympathy for her than I do Lilo. I don't know why.

shiny_special_one said...

I believe she was already a drug-addicted mess before she even met Charlie. I have little sympathy for her because she's a spoiled, rich-girl twat who has all the resources in the world. If she doesn't use them to get her shit together, it's no one's fault but her own. Just like it's no one's fault but her own that she's in the position she's in today.

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Lynette said...

She's getting 55K a month from Charlie, I don't feel too sorry for her. Never thought Denise Richards would be considered the normal ex wife.

mikey said...

Lynette, Denise held it together long enough to get the last laugh, didn't she? Never thought she would come out looking as good as she does. Good for her.

Don't they usually watch you pee and that's why people pay med students to - ready for this? - catherize them and insert clean pee into their bladder.

MCH said...

Those poor children...

Paisley said...

Doesn't she share custody of the boys? So if she loses custody, they would go to Charlie full-time. I don't think that's a good thing.

Anyway, I thought her kids were primarily with her parents during her custody times. Ideally, both sets of grandparents should be raising these kids.

JenX said...

Back when I worked in child welfare, a drug-addicted mom on a case was caught trying to fool a drug test even though she was watched when she went. She put her kids urine (Brooke didn't think of that did she?) in a balloon up her no-no then tried to break it with a fingernail while she sitting. I had never heard of the catheter route though. It's much easier for men because they can use the wizzinator.

Maja. With a J. said...

OK, I'll bite. "The wizzinator"?

lisap515 said...

$55K a month in support? WINNING! I don't get how people with THAT much money get so damn bored they can only chase new high's through abuse of alcohol and drugs. I can think of sooo much more fun things to do than chance DEATH every day. Hell for $55K a month I'd marry Charlie and have his children too.

feraltart said...

I have a small bladder and underwent saline dilatation where I was put under general anasthetic and had saline pumped into my bladder to make it larger. This was done by a qualified urologist and a team of people in a hospital. Drug addiction is scary.

Robert said...

@Maja: The Wizzinator is a fake penis that can be stuck in a man's pants and pulled out to replicate actual urination while someone watches. (It can't be that foolproof because that's how Tom Sizemore got caught the last time he tested dirty.) Comes complete with heating element, synthetic urine (?) and in five different shades! (I looked it up.)

linnea said...

What would you charge for your pee if she offered to pay for it?

Me said...

she's got 2 kids in diapers, theres her pee!

Robert said...

Jennifer Jason Leigh, is that you?

cricket said...

I think she was a cracked out mess way before Charlie Sheen came along. I think the fact that she was a cracked out mess is what attracted Charlie to her in the first place. He thought she would be someone to party with who wouldn't judge him cause she was just as bad. Those kids don't have a chance in hell of a normal life with those two as parents. If you want to be a party animal all your life that's fine go for it,but why bring innocent children into your life style?