Friday, April 08, 2011

Jersey Shore Stuff


It looks like MTV is doing what E! did for the Kardashians. Basically everyone gets a show. In fact, I fully expect E! within the next year or so to give Bruce Jenner a show on model helicopters and the twins their own show too. Well, MTV has decided that Snooki & Jwoww should have their own show and that Pauly D should have his own show and if they can figure out a way, I am sure MTV would love to give every cast member their own show. So, basically what this means is that anytime you turn on your television you are guaranteed to see either the Kardashians or Jersey Shore 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

The good news in all of this end of the world stuff is that the wonderful and amazing people in Italy have really given MTV a hard time about shooting Jersey Shore in their country. Oh sure, the actual permits for shooting outside have been granted, but nightclubs and other businesses are balking at having the stars filming in their country. Love it.

I don't even know why the cast is bothering to go to Italy. Yes, I get the Italian connection and all, but all the show will still be is everyone waking up and then sitting around all day until it is time to go to a club and then coming home and having sex with random strangers.

18 comments:

The Nightmare Child said...

The Snooks & J-Woww show is pretty much going to be Laverne & Shirley. If Laverne & Shirley had been lobotomized.


And MTV can't do a Pauly D show without Vinny as his sidekick. I'm no fan of Jersey Shore, but those two are legitimately hilarious. And so are J-Woww & Snooks.

If MTV doesn't fuck it up, these might actually be worth watching.

shakey said...

I thought Pauly D was happy to be a dj. Maybe his show will be "Pauly D's Dance Party". He will be the Denny Terrio of his generation.

I think what would make Italy interesting is if they have to work somewhere (not a t-shirt shop or gelato shop) - they'll need to learn the language, and some manners.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I co-sign everything that Nightmare Child said.

bluebonnetmom said...

I am ashamed I know who these loosers are and I have never watched the show. I need to get a life.

parissucksliterally said...

ridiculous, disgusting and disappointing.

TV is so awful now.

PM said...

I agree with nightmare child

Momster said...

I have this uncontrollable urge to spray Lysol over the sofa.

lapin said...

No Enty, the good news is that I have never seen a second of any of this tripe. And, gods willing, I never will.

Lioness70 said...

As least that ass the Situation didn't get a spinoff show. There is a God.

KiKi said...

@parissucks ... in total agreement!

The Nightmare Child said...

People are agreeing with me.


It's official. The End Times are here.

And seriously, if you want to complain about this...think about it....they could have given Sammi & Ronnie a spin-off. Or Sitch.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I would NEVER watch an idiot Situation spin-off. What a total maroon that guy is. I gap out when his confessional bit comes on.

Boo!

feraltart said...

So, when the end of the wold signs occur, like this one, what should one buy for their pantry before the 4 Horsemen of the Apocolypse start riding through the sky?

RocketQueen said...

I'm also with you, Nightmare Child. I kind of LIKE Pauly, to my great surprise. I might watch him and the girls.
With regards to this Italy business, I think it'll be hilarious just to reveal how few of them actually SPEAK Italian. Busted.

The Nightmare Child said...

@feraltart - JUNK. FOOD. It's the end of the world. Fuck dieting and being healthy.


@RocketQueen - One of my friends had him come into her store once. She said he's REALLY orange looking and very mellow and polite. And I feel the same way about J-Woww. I kind of like her...and not for the fake boobs. I'm not a breast man. But after I saw that her ex fucked her over, I felt bad for her. And something in my head tells me that when the cameras are off and she's not drunk, she might actually be a nice gal. Snooks, too. Like I said, if MTV does it right, it'll be entertaining.

anita_mark said...

Can you imagine how aggravating a Sammi and Ronnie show would be. He'd go out during the day and work or whatever he does and she'd just sit at home, wearing shorts, and run her tacky fingernails through her flattened hair. Then he'd come home and her day could then begin. Then he'd go out and she'd sit there some more, chewing gum and running her nails through her hair. Then he'd come home drunk, she'd get mad, he'd push her, she'd get really mad and announce (again) that she is "over it." If she's really mad, she'll also be "done." He'll call her some awful names, she'll be done with it and then she'll nudge him and tell him to come to bed.

I don't know if they'd (the entire cast) be amusing on their own. 22 or 44 minutes of just one of them would be overkill.

I always liked how Snooki and Jennie were the only two who never turned on each other and trash-talked each other.

Mooshki said...

If that model train show that The Soup always shows clips from can get air time, they might as well give Bruce a model helicopter show.

Ida Blankenship said...

I actually love J-Woww. She is a guilty pleasure celeb for me, along with Khloe Kardashian and Katy Perry. I think she's the smartest bitch (and she would WANT me to call her that, I'm sure) in the house, and she's good to her girls. And she wants to beat Sammi's ass, and I FULLY endorse that.

I stopped watching a few weeks ago, because I assume that each episode is going to consist of Sammi and Ronnie breaking up for the jakillionth time. Eff that mess.