Just like you can count on the sun rising and setting, you can count on Kim Kardashian at least once a year, maybe more depending on what she is promoting and how big the check is, to talk about how she has already pictured her engagement and wedding and everything about it. This was a frequent occurrence during the Reggie Bush years and even happened during the very short Miles Austin hiccup. Now, with her her current relationship exceeding her minimum three months, Kim has told Life & Style she can picture the whole thing. This is kind of like Jennifer Aniston and pregnancy stories except those usually happen quarterly and in every tabloid.
Kim has even go so far as to say she is already thinking baby names that begin with K so she can keep up the tradition. Apparently when Kourtney named her child with a letter other than K, she sinned against the Church Of Kardashian and is having to do penance, which explains why she is still with Scott Disick.
Of course the usual result after one of these articles is that her current boyfriend usually skedaddles. Yeah, I said skedaddles. Better than canoodling though. "What did you do today honey?" "Oh, I canoodled with the neighbor." "You better skedaddle then."