Lindsay Lohan or Klepto as she would like to be known, was in New York last night. Tired of going to the usual places in Los Angeles she has been in New York enjoying their nightspots and the free coke on their sidewalks. Back in the day immigrants came to this country because they thought our streets were paved with gold. Turns out, they are paved with white powder from Colombia.
Look at the look of triumph on Klepto's face. It could also be because she stole that jacket. Or the jewelery or the fact she did not put $50 in the sidewalk coke snorting meter. When asked why she was on the sidewalk, Lindsay said she did not get drunk when she got tipsy. Seriously. That was her reply.