Thursday, April 14, 2011

Random Photos Part Three

Happy 20th anniversary to The Blue Man Group. Dave Matthews was there to celebrate.
Adrien Grenier needs to stand up a little straighter.
Perhaps he would if Jenna Jameson walked by. I know she perked up when
Helio walked by.
Brangelina check out a play.
You can tell Cameron Diaz has been working out a bunch lately.
Diane Lane is looking great. Not sure why she sticks with Josh Brolin.
Yeah, like Eva Longoria cooked all those recipes in her book.
Not sure about this look from Ellen Pompeo.
Hmm. A beauty detox. OK, I can see it for Fergie or
maybe even Hilary Duff or
Drew Barrymore, but
what the hell was Spade doing there? Maybe he thought it was another detox?
Oh God. She is cooking again.

45 comments:

Mooshki said...

Yeah, Angelina's sober. Sure she is. Eek!

Patty said...

GOOP = eye roll

looserdude said...

Adrian Grenier looks like he's about to keel over.

Maja. With a J. said...

Well, she may be cooking, but she certainly ain't eating.

FS said...

I promise, this is the last time I will post this link, but it's Goop comedy gold (and it keeps getting lost in blog drama).

http://eater.com/archives/2011/04/07/the-best-lines-from-gwyneth-paltrows-cookbook.php

MAC said...

lol, Mooshki. I saw that picture and thought they both looked wired. I was wondering if anyone else would think so...

Ida Blankenship said...

Angelina. Has she ever looked worse? I used to think she was so flawless, and now I see bones, limp hair, and greasy eye makeup. Brad looks greasy too, actually. They look like they drove across the country to get to that event.

Gwyneth reminds me of the kind of person who wanders around a market looking for things like saffron and millet and pheasant flank.

That reminds me: if I hear the word ~foodie~ one more time, I swear I will regurgitate everything in my belly. I'm sick of people who think they've discovered the fine "art" of EATING.

RocketQueen said...

Adrian Grenier should take a shower.

Sigh. Angie looks like she has the flu. Or is pregnant again. Either way, rough.

I think Hilary has had some face work done recently. She looks like Shakira here.

valerie said...

Did Eva Longoria have a lot of work done? She's looking very different these days.

parissucksliterally said...

Angelina looks gaunt as hell. Way to kill your looks Angie.

Cami's bod looks fabulous.

Fergie has had so mcuh work done- she looks prettier now than she has in years, but I still say she is the BI who's voice has changed.

mikey said...

Ida B - you made me laugh - I am so not a foodie, and I don't get the obsession with celebs and cookbooks. Just give me something to eat when I'm hungry. Nothing fancy.

MISCH said...

One of the Goop's employee's said when she launched GOOP, that Goopy had no idea where anything was in the kitchen....and I believe her....but you know...anything to stay in the public eye...

RocketQueen said...

@FS - just read those quotes. She makes me feel violent.

The Nightmare Child said...

Looking at Fishsticks Paltrow, I feel this blue-white hot anger welling up inside of me, threatening to bubble over into a blinding homicidal rage.

I'd imagine this is what Bruce Banner feels before he turns into The Hulk.

sassyyankee said...

Yikes, Angelina. Well, both of them actually, but she looks like she is strung WAAAAAAAAAY out.

califblondy said...

Angelina looks haggard and Brad looks like a wax figure. I hope it's bad lighting.

blondegossip said...

Agree w/all-Angelina looks like death warmed over & Brad's not far behind. Yikes. All sweaty & tweaked out looking. Gross. Hope they have good help for all those kids while they party down...

chopchop said...

Angelina looks like Death. In a bathrobe.

pomme said...

Angelina looks very ....zombie

anita_mark said...

I love David Spade. I am probably in the minority on that but he kills me.

I'm also in the minority in liking Gwyneth Paltrow but her arms are a little too thin there.

I find the word "foodie" incredibly annoying too. There's a whole mess of words that annoy me and that is definitely one of them.

RJ said...

Cameron Diaz and Diane Lane really do look great, while the Goopster looks like a blonde stick figure. As for the trashed looking Brad and Angelina, that's probably exactly how I would look if I had that many kids, too. And I am no fan of those two by any means.

Elizabeth said...

I'm no fan of Brad and Angelina but I thought he was the stable one. That picture makes them both look very very bad. If it's possible to like them less, I do now.

FS said...

RQ, that article was the inspiration for the 'things gwyneth paltrow would say' trend on twitter last week. it all makes sense now.

Anyway, I need to get back to the pot simmering on the stove for my family...

LULU said...

Angelina looks high of her tree her eyes look pinned... be careful brangelina those heroin rumors are about to start and then its time to start trotting out the child army (copyrighted by MK)

mazemerizing said...

Is there really nothing else Gwynnie can do with that horrible hairdo? Geez Louise, she's had that look for years. Even Jennifer Aniston changed her hairdo.

Cancan said...

Sweet fancy Moses, what is my beloved Cameron Diaz wearing? She looks like a Saved by the Bell extra. Gorgeous body though. I adore her.

And another one I adore, Angelina ... what happened? I am starting to think maybe she is the heroin mother blind. She just looks awful.

At least Gwyneth has a look that works for her. Drew Barrymore, that's the one who needs the haircut.

feraltart said...

FS, I read those comments. She is so unaware of the vast majority of the human race. I go to her website for a laugh, and addressing Jay-Z as Mr Carter - it was done in such a pretentious way. I know we had a commenter on here who had met Gwyneth's dad and very briefly said how he was concerned for her but wouldn't post anymore out of respect for him. But please, give us some insight into what the hell went wrong.
Also Misch, is the GOOP employee comment able to be found somewhere, or did you hear it directly?

Robert said...

I thought Angie was an aficionado of the Fentanyl patch...or so one poster says. "Death in a bathrobe" sums it up perfectly. Whatever it is, the haunted look in her eyes is disturbing.

Maja. With a J. said...

*LOL @ "death in a bathrobe"*

I also think Drew Barrymore may have been a little "freshened up" in the nasal area.

Lauren said...

I was coming here to quip about how horrible Angie looks. I guess I am not the only one who thinks so. Death in a bathrobe pretty much sums it up!

Pookie said...

diane lane looks lovely! go her.

and wow, fergie does too. *mind boggled*

ellen pompncircumstance...boyfriend jeans, you're doing them wrong.

i think david spade needs a shower.

ClaireFrasier said...

FS: I'm not really a GP fan, don't hate her/don't love her...

BUT I thought this comment was too cute:
"I love corn so much I tried to grow it one summer in the garden. The raccoons loved it even more"

(I didn't know raccoons liked corn, I would have thought it would be deer eating the corn, but whatever, I liked the comment).

lanasyogamama said...

Great series of pics!

Gwyneth looks like a bobblehead.

I think Fergie stopped botoxing her eyebrows into upside down v's so that she can have a baby.

As a woman, I need to tell you that to wear a white top that is that tight, you need to be fit as all get out.

Today is the first day I truly felt sad seeing a pic of Angie. I can't deny her obvious problems anymore.

MadLyb said...

Cameron Diaz looks amazing. I think dating ARoid is good for her.

Diane Lane - flawless, as usual. I've loved her since I was a teen.

Angelina looks like she's sporting cloven hooves - she really needs to gain some weight. Hey, I see a shot, I take it - knowing even on her bad days, she looks 100 times better than I do on my fabulous days.

Panda said...

@Cancan - "Sweet fancy Moses..." I LOVE IT!!!! That is going to be my new catch phrase! Thank you for the laugh!!

heatherlynn said...

The only thing I can think about when I see the blue man group is Tobias Funke.

Bon said...

I agree @Panda about @Cancan "Sweet Fancy Moses" Hilarious! The other one, which for some reason tickles me is, "Shut the Front Door!" Yes, it's the small things...

linnea said...

Heather - me TOO!

"I just blew myself"

"There has got to be a better way to say that"

crila16 said...

Angelina's beautiful, but she looks either very sickly and feverish or drugged up. Her pupils are dilated...Brad's aren't.

Why does Gwyneth look so unhealthy lately? Her hair always looks so lifeless and dead, her skin looks sallow and she looks sickly skinny. She used to be so healthy looking. I hope she's ok. The world is more colorful with Gwyneth in it. The things that come out of her mouth of so entertaining.

KLM said...

Heather / Linnea - same here!! And Linnea, you owe me a new keyboard - I just sprayed it with my tea when I read your Funke quotes. Oh how I miss Arrested Development.

KLM said...

This was one of my favorites:


Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own recordings to see what Michael was referring to.

Tobias Fünke: [on tape] Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!
Tobias Fünke: [out loud] Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can.
Tobias Fünke: [out loud] Context...
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.

Narrator: And he realizes there IS something distinct about the way he speaks.

Tobias Fünke: [out loud] Tobias... you blow hard!

linnea said...

KLM - I'm sorry! Re-watching all the season on Netflix (I loooove netflix) and they are even better than I remember somehow

KLM said...

@linnea - I have all 2.5 of the seasons on DVD. When I am cooking in the kitchen and nothing is on, I just play them. It keeps getting funnier and I keep finding new things. I think it was probably the funniest and best-written show, ever (partly because it ended way too early and din't have time to get bad).

MCH said...

@FS - I was going to ask you on another thread about the GP trending topic from last week. I went on Twitter but I couldn't ever figure out which hashtag people were using for her. My favorite quote from that link you posted is the one about the flowering zucchini.

KLM & Linnea - I concur on the Arrested Development love. I don't think there has been a funnier show on TV. How I miss it so!

RocketQueen said...

@MCH - it was #thingsGwynethPaltrowwould say and #TGPWS