Friday, April 01, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

Gorgeous star Sally Pearlsmyth and her equally stunning celeb partner, Percy DuBois, had a nasty breakup not long ago. That was enough to shed a tear over in itself, as they really did seem like the perfect, hot Hollywood couple. You know, when two lookers like Ryan Reynolds and Scarlet Johansson can't make it work, it puts more of an onus on folks like Sally and Percy to bring the sexy back to yummy couples.

And oh, how they tried. In fact, they tried so hard...

Sally ended up getting pregnant, even though neither star was trying to start a family just yet.

Both parents were shocked, to say the least.

However, one of the parents was more pleased by the news than the other: Percy. He was thrilled and delighted and didn't take crap from anybody who thought otherwise (like certain friends who questioned if this was a good time in his career to play pops).

Sally, on the other (less) domesticated hand, relied on countless people to help make up her mind about what to do. She asked all her representatives about it, and each one told the looker with the flowing mane the same thing: end the pregnancy. Not good timing, and all that job-oriented stuff. No one really seemed to care about Sally, the woman.

Like, maybe the answer should have been: "This is your business, not ours. It's your decision to make."

But when has anybody in Hollywood ever not taken advantage of a chance to force their way and opinion on somebody? Never!

So, over the great objections of Percy, Sally ended her pregnancy. And soon after, Percy and Sally ended their relationship, many blaming Percy for being, well, not exactly the ideal mate.

Yeah, as always, there's two sides to every story.

AND IT AIN'T: Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal, Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker

30 comments:

Dana said...

Did Ted start taking Adderall? This post didn't have me crossing my eyes at all.

Anyway, the whole "not the ideal mate" thing has me thinking that it's Alex Pettyfer and Dianna Agron.

mikey said...

Beat me to it Dana! Agreed. Maybe that's what started his meltdown.

Dana said...

The more I think about it, the more it makes sense. Of course her people would be pressuring her not to have a baby - Glee wouldn't be able to write ANOTHER pregnancy storyline for Quinn.

KLM said...

@Dana - so true! I actually don't mind Ted C's blinds, but this one was particularly easy to read... I was thinking Renee and Brad but the pieces weren't really fitting together. I don't know who the people you guys are guessing are, but sure!

RocketQueen said...

For some reason I'm thinking the male is not an actor since they're only referred to as celebs? Anyway, I like the guesses above, but thought that Dianna was quite a traditional girl from interviews, would surprise me if she would go through with a termination.

Cheryl said...

Maybe JT & Biel?

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Think about it, Jessica Biel gets pregnant with Justin Timberlake's baby. That in itself would be enough to guarantee her attention and at least a few jobs for life. No way would she agree to a termination of THAT spermination!!!

RocketQueen said...

lol exactly brendalove. And I highly doubt Timberlake would want anything to do with Biel spawn...he'd be stuck with her for life!

Cheryl said...

just thought the "bring sexy back" in the BI might be a clue

Kimstyle said...

Biel and timberlake are already chutney jones and Jerry Rock butt.... It's Dianna and Alex

violet said...

I was thinking Sienna MIller and Jude Law.

GoGo said...

I don't think Dianna's really a "flowing mane" gal but I don't e'en have a guess...

Mooshki said...

I also can't imagine Dianna would consider having an abortion.

Mooshki said...

What about Amanda Seyfried & Dominic Cooper?

Mels said...

I know Penn Badgely and Blake Lively broke up a long time ago, but maybe them? She actually has a flowing mane....

Kimstyle said...

I dont mind the Amanda/Dominic Cooper guess...
That's my second choice

I just feel Ted is loving Alex right now, and wants him in Hunger Games... When they broke up it was supposedly all his fault, "explosive anger" etc....

I think Ted's "there's two sides to every story" is Ted's way of sticking up for Alex..

Kimstyle said...

Just realized it was basically confirmed That Amanda was Polly Luscious Locks...

timebob said...

abortion stories are not exactly how i want to start my weekend.

RenoBlondee said...

I liked the Kyra Knightley and whoever she was with guess over at AT

Bubbles said...

I'm sorry, but this so screams Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel to me. Lord knows everyone said he constantly cheated on her, definitely not making him the ideal mate and people have very different reactions to news they're going to be a parent. He could've been estatic and Biel, already having trouble getting parts being the devastating beauty she is would then lose out for being a devastatingly stunning preggers chick.

pomme said...

funny! all "ain't" couples yet are Ted C's blind vices

boniver said...

There was a buzzfoto or other blind about 6 months ago.... about a couple that everyone loved together that "inexplicably" broke up b/c they got pregnant and he didn't want the baby. Is this the same couple, did someone get the info wrong? In the non-Ted C blind the woman went on to have the baby and give it up for adoption.

J-Mo said...

Rachel Bilson and Haydon Whatsisname?

J-Mo said...

but sounds like Amanda Seyfried & Dominic Cooper to me.
Hey Violet: I keep track of Jude Law and it doesn't seem he took any criticism for his last breakup with Sienna Miller. Some tabs insinuated she wasn't ready to get as domestic and boring as he is, is all.

J-Mo said...

Forgive me the multiple posts (I didn't take my adderall today) but I didn't realize until I read others' comments that I actually read Ted's BI from beginning to end without giving up. That's a first.

gr said...

enty already gave us this blind its jonas and ashley greene

ea73 said...

I hardly think Joe Jonas went anywhere near Ashley Greene's girl parts-unless there was a hot guy lying on top of them.

That said, I'll guess a couple who broke up a while back but who Ted C (in his own weird world) might consider fairly recent...Emily Blunt and Michael Buble?

Angel said...

@ Dana - I was reading this & Dianna Agron & Alex came to my mind right away.

UNOG News said...

the beautiful jemima goldsmiths and hugh grant