Friday, April 22, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

Poor Pokie McPillster. The cute celeb has fought addictions for years (and not everybody knows how many), but while the girl's busy telling everybody she's a clean-living machine, trust us, she's not.

Pokie's pals were already increasingly worried about their famous friend's increased boozing and drugging, but then Pokie hit Coachella, and it got worse:

"We already knew she was using," says one of Pokie's confidantes, "but then at Coachella, it was really obvious."

Wandering around aimless, bumping into everything and everybody, slurring her every word, Pokie was a damn mess!

Pokie's various jobs could be jeopardized, fear these amigas. Plus, what concerns Ms. McPillster's friends even moreso, is how Pokie's family will take it once they learn the sad news (if they don't already know).

You see, others in McPillster's immediate family are desperately fighting to stay sober, and so Pokie's posse is not only worried as crap about their girl, but they also think those who love Pokie the most will now go out and start getting high again, as well.

Oh, come on, people. Nobody gets high unless they want to get high. Of course, it doesn't help if your wife or brother or whomever is getting plastered while you're trying to clean up your act, but it still ultimately shouldn't matter.

We're all responsible for ourselves. Too bad Poke's not that interested in such a sentiment—as she's currently blaming all her troubles on that damn man who did her wrong.

And It Ain't: Ashley Greene, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton

31 comments:

barchord said...

The chick with the botched boob job. forget her name

PS said...

Is Vanessa of HS Musical too obvious, after she was caught in that pictures licking the white stuff off her fingers?!

marias_treasure_box said...

Vanessa Hudgens

Lisa said...

Has to be Vanessa Hudgens, right? There's pictorial proof of her adventures at Coachella and I'm guessing the man that did her wrong is Zac Efron.

Lindsey said...

Lohan was at Coachella.

looserdude said...

I never heard anything about Vanessa's family having drug/alcohol problems.
I'm going with Ozzie's kid.

MM said...

Lohan is Morgan Mayhem.

Rose said...

I thought Ozzie's daughter too but I don't recall seeing a pic of her. Was she there?

Ida Blankenship said...

Oh, Lord. Pokie McPillster is my new ALL-TIME favorite Ted nickname.

Aimée said...

Apparently Kelly Osbourne was there http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1377855/Coachella-2011-Kelly-Osbourne-chic-brother-Jacks-Indiana-Jones-look-pits.html
So i'll say her.

ms snarky said...

darn it. I was hoping Kelly would do well. and that guy who cheated on her was totally creepy.

Angie said...

Kelly Osbourne FTW! Brother Jack has had addiction problems and she has been open about how crushed she was about the break up.

CashmereLibrarian said...

Yeah, Kelly Osbourne.

bluebonnetmom said...

Kelly Osbourne FTW as well. And we thought she looked good with the recent weight loss. Well, I guess she lost the weight through the Hollywood Pill Diet. Sigh. : (

jess said...

Kelly Osbourne sounds right. I don't think I've ever heard Vanessa saying she's clean.

JasonBlueEyes said...

i was thinking it was Hottie Vanessa H. but it sounds like Kelly O. She's got that Joan Rivers show and a few other things.

And Kelly has blamed others in the past for her fucked-up-ness.

Everytime I hear about Kelly I remember Dave Chappelle's line from his "Playa Hater's Ball" Sketch: "I like the song she sings "Papa Don't Preach." I got a song for you too, Bitch. It's called "Daughter Don't Sing."

Lindsey said...

Now that you mention- remember the pics released of Kelly drinking beer at a club? She claims to not do anything.

Me said...

Eh
Life is short
Her choice
No dependents

Jessica said...

Kelly lost a ton of weight when she did Dancing with the Stars, and just recently has put weight back on, and seems to be upset about it. I have a feeling she might be dipped in the coke hoping to get rid of some of the weight she gained back.

Chrissy Buns said...

Lindsay or Vanessa Hudgens...maybe, whatever...

ChasingHeaven said...

Def Kelly Osbourne. Damn! :(

Klondyke said...
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Klondyke said...

i knew kelly's ass wasn't clean. sad to get the confirmation.

Daphnie V. said...

Crap. I love Kelly. This makes me sad if it's her....


Get well miss Kelly O!

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ureallyannoyme said...

I haven't said this during the past few months because I didn't want to offer negative energy, but Kelly's weight loss has never seemed organic to me. She still has a lot of body fat with no muscle tone. I was "hoping" she was starving herself.

Tybee Ted said...

Kate Moth, Stupormodel.

Gabby said...

people at Blind Items Revealed are saying Emma Roberts... and with her father's history with drugs and abuse, and the rumors of her drug use, I think she's one to consider.

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Char said...

Pretty sure there have been previous blinds about Emma Roberts drug use as well.

This one could go either way between her and KO for me.

UNOG News said...

kate hudson or nicolr ritchie