Warning to all future actresses and those who think they are on top right now. Back in the day, not so very long ago, someone got the bright idea to remake Planet Of The Apes. A great movie which did not need to be remade. To make matters worse, I think they cast Mark Wahlberg in it. The female lead in this huge summer popcorn movie was Estella Warren. That year she was in everything and on every cover. Now? Not so much. She fell so far so fast.
Well, she probably figured she needed to do something dramatic to get people to notice her again and wow did she succeed. I mean amazingly so. Estella was arrested last night after she drove into three parked cars and decided to keep on driving. Somehow, police actually happened to be there and saw the whole thing and pulled her over when she decided to flee. When she got out of her car, she decided to kick a policeman. She was arrested for DUI and assault and hit and run. Sounds like enough doesn't it? Nope. That will get you on TMZ, but if you want to make the late night talk shows you have to add a whole additional element.
While being booked in the police station, she managed to get out of her handcuffs and made a run for it out of the police station. She actually got out of the police station before being recaptured. For being drunk, this is one creative person. You know I dislike DUI arrests. All those cars she hit could have had people in them, or they could have been people, so I hope they throw the book at her for that. The escaping from handcuffs thing though is kind of cool. Lindsay would have just cried in a corner and blamed everyone but herself.