After you get finished reading about Bin Laden's mistress telling all, The Enquirer would like you to latch on to this story which is absolutely not true, but they did a great job of making it sound like it is. They also obviously want a favor from Jessica Biel. You know who she is right? The actress who is lucky to have a career and has only kept getting roles because she "dated" Justin Timberlake. Yeah, that one. You have seen pictures. Anyway, The Enquirer says that Jessica asked Bradley Cooper out. Apparently she has liked him since they filmed A-Team together so passed him a note after 4th period and asked if he wanted to go hiking with her. When Bradley found out she actually meant hiking and that this was not her way of saying something else, he declined. Well, actually he said he would look at his schedule and get back to her when he could fit it in.
If this were to happen to you in real life, please know the person is never calling you back and is not interested in being seen with you in public.