My favorite named reporter over at Radar has an article and a clip of former Real Housewife and now just general pain in the butt Michaele Salahi's new single. Yes, you heard that right. The rumors that Salahi was in the recording studio and singing were true and there is now proof. Who encourages this woman? Who says, "you know what? You should be a singer. I think people in the Ukraine will totally dig your vibe."
The next thing you know, some money has exchanged hands, a song bought and an autotune destroyed. The song is called Bump It. Yeah, do you think she has ever bumped anything except, no, I can't go there because she is a litigious individual. To make things worse she credits her whole song recording to Oprah. Yep. Allegedly, because I don't think Oprah said word one to her, but she says that Oprah told her she had an amazing voice.
Don't think Michaele is a party animal? “I titled the song ‘Bump It’ because I love dancing and bumping it on the dance floor! I got so caught up with the rhythm, that my music just feels like a magical prism.” I think she believes the crap she is saying too.