Thursday, June 23, 2011

Drunk Guy In Bathroom Stall

Watch how he gets out.

18 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

LOLOLOL HILARIOUS

pwner said...

"Shit son!" lol

People falling is funny.

Maja With a J said...

Bahahahaha! Well, he did get out!

PotPourri said...

"he locked himself 'in'". Too damn funny.

"Restroom for dummies"

PotPourri said...

"he locked himself 'in'". Too damn funny.

"Restroom for dummies"

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Why didn't he go under?

RocketQueen said...

We got ourselves a Darwin award candidate right here.

Treesap-Covered Lady, the Humanist said...

@ Sue Ellen, my thoughts exactly. If he was too drunk to figure out a locked stall, he was too drunk to have any standards about crawling on a public restroom floor.

I hope he had to pay for the stall.

Cindy said...

Once a drunk gets on the floor it's damn near impossible to get them up again ;)

jax said...

that was gold,Jerry!

Lux Luthor said...

Love the "Shit, son!" LMAO.

Fabulous! said...

and to think, he probably still got laid that night.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

I prefer the guy who was borderline catatonic and rolling around on the convenience store floor.

Having been a bartender many, many, many hellish moons ago, this mostly just made me roll my eyes and pity the person who had to clean up after this jackass.

I once had a customer shit his pants (literally) after eating three appetizers, two entries (he LICKED all his plates), dessert, a bottle of merlot, *AND* two espressos. He was in the bathroom begging for mercy for about a half hour. He punched a wall in agony.

Someone had to clean up the feces, and it was NOT me. I laughed my ass off, though. I won't lie.

Anyway, drunk people do dumb things. Like lock themselves in bathroom stalls, for instance. And shit their pants. But the sober people are the ones who have to clean up after 'em!

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

*uh, that would be "entrees" (insert the little punctuation mark in your head), not "entries."

GoGo said...

As a restaurant owner, I am SOOO glad these douchebages are on camera...

Anonymous said...

So many douchebags like this one down in the 'Lamp here in San Diego. It's why I moved out of downtown.

But yeah, I admit, still funny.

MadLyb said...

I had to stop watching when he fell. OMG, that must've been painful.

Lelaina Pierce said...

@Ida - Your story just made me laugh my ass off.

I was in a super shitty restaurant in Charleston once and some drunk a few stalls over leaned on the walls and they all fell over in a domino affect, including on to me. They probably aren't meant to sustain people crawling on them like a jungle gym.

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