Thursday, June 02, 2011

Jennifer Lopez Spanking Tape Not Getting Much Interest


I would estimate that Jennifer Lopez probably spent $250,000 attempting to keep her honeymoon video from being sold by her ex-husband. She finally lost the battle last week and Ojani Noa probably thought he was going to make a fortune selling the tape for big bucks. Well, as it turns out, no one is really interested in watching Jennifer get spanked on her naked butt. That is it for the nudity. You can see more than that in any of her videos practically so why would any porn company pay big bucks for it. According to TMZ, the highest offer so far is $40,000 which is probably more than it is worth.

20 comments:

RocketQueen said...

She really is a lot more attractive now. Still can't stand her, though. I hope Pookie comments on this one ;)

looserdude said...

She has really bad taste in men.

Momster said...

That is one shiny suit.

MontanaMarriott said...

You can really see all the work she has had done from this picture till now.

Ida Blankenship said...

After the infrared Paris video, Montana Fishburne's illustrious career, and the latest Blake Lively iPhone photoshoot, this is tame as hell.

We've all basically seen that ass, anyway. *yaaaaawn*

Patty said...

Right, it should have more value just to compare her before and after face.

Mooshki said...

If there were any justice in the world, Noa would never get laid again. Such a shitty thing to do.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

And somewhere out there, Jennifer Garner is laughing her ass off.

MISCH said...

MontanaMarriott.......I was thinking the same thing....

lanasyogamama said...

Really, what a jerk.

Cecilia00 said...

I am on J.Lo's side here, and believe me, it pains me to say that.

This guy is selling this under the guise of a movie about his life, right?


To make him worse, this is the one she actually helped after the divorce get into a restaurant business, etc.

I'm sure she did it to keep him nice and under her thumb, but he's still a toad.

JasonBlueEyes said...

$40,000 is all anyone is offering. They can just go to Blockbuster and pay $0.99 to rent her sex scene in "Money Train" and it would be a better investment. And hotter to watch.

Henriette said...

Wow, she has had a lot of work done. She doesn't even look the same any more.

trouble bubble said...

He is a PIG!

And also... I would never go out in public, if my hair roots looked like hers.

MCH said...

@looserdude - You speak the truth, my friend.

Hasn't this guy been trying to go after her for YEARS?? What a loser.

Get a job, mo-fo!

parissucksliterally said...

RQ, she's been able to afford good surgeons since then. that is why she looks so much better now! She has had fantastic work done. Now we get to see her real face through her children!

weezy said...

Why did she bother fighting the release, if that's all that's on the tape?

JasonBlueEyes said...

@weezy. Who knows? Probably for the same reason Blake lively threatned to sue any blogger who posted her naked photos yesterday - even though "They're Fake!"

Henriette said...

Weezy said...
Why did she bother fighting the release, if that's all that's on the tape?
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So no one will see her previous face and body, before all her plastic surgeries.

Barton Fink said...

That'll teach her not to marry the waiter!