With the announcement yesterday that the Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris wedding was called off, the only thing left to figure out is the reason why it was called off. Here are some rumors and some of my ideas why.
#1 - Crystal was shopping a break up with Hef at the altar story for $500K. No one would go that high, but Hef got wind of it.
#2 - Crystal found out she would have to have one on one sex with Hef on their wedding night.
#3 - Crystal was tired of the few hundred dollars she got each month in allowance and figured she could make more money selling lemonade in front of the Mansion and wouldn't have to have sex with Hef.
#4 - Hef tripped and fell and dropped his latest batch of love potion so the spell wore off.
#5 - Crystal figured if she was going to sleep with an old guy she could always hook up with Dr. Phil at some family holiday party.
#6 - Crystal found out the little blue pills were not actually beans from Jack And The Beanstalk.
#7 - Crystal found out Hef has a good 20 years left in him.
#8 - Crystal figured this announcement would give her a chance to promote her first single which no one would have ever heard of otherwise.
#9 - Hef took his meds long enough to realize Crystal was not actually a blond Barbi Benton.
#10 - Crystal found out the reception food was jello, oatmeal and other foods that can be gummed.