Friday, July 01, 2011

BuzzFoto Blind Item

When this C List, once B list actress wasn’t given a free coffee at her favorite java joint, she began to loudly pout to other customers because she didn’t have any money on her. When no one stepped up to buy her a drink, she offered to give the Barista a blow-j*b in exchange for her free drink. Embarrassed, he told her he’d a hundred times just rather give her a free drink and quickly shoved a drink at her and asked to leave.

25 comments:

Cecilia00 said...

Eva Mendes??

parissucksliterally said...

wow? her blow jobs are only worth $4?

that is someone with some serious self esteem issues.

roxy said...

Natasha Lyonne.

Rose said...

Lol Cecelia.

How do you even decide you're worth giving a blow job for a cup of coffee? In public?

MISCH said...

That is gross......

Cecilia00 said...

Rose & Paris -

I assume this person was really whacked out on some form of substance when the offer was made.

Gross and tragically sad.

Nickola-Lola said...

What parissucksliterally said. Sad.

TMNT said...

This makes me think of Tara Reid.

TMNT said...

*and I think that's because of The Big Lebowski.

Crystalrope said...

Sean Young.

Ida Blankenship said...

@Parissucks -- SERIOUSLY. I'd charge at *least* fifty bucks for mine.

jazzbaby1 said...

Sean Young can't have blown through her Y&R money that fast.

Sis said...

Ewwww....seriously a blowjob for a cup of coffee???? How do you even say that, or it a person who does that all the time? Gross!

JasonBlueEyes said...

Heather Graham? Ellen Barkin? Gina Gershon? Geena Davis?

Just pulling names out of my butt, really.

Who said Eva Mendes? Eva Mendes is certainly B list.

cricket said...

Yeech!!! That must be some damn good coffee if someone is willing to do that in public for it.

ardleigh said...

OUT LOUD? In a room full of strangers? You offer that to the guy who's working the counter?
What is he still going to try and wait on other people while you are orally fixated on him? BLECH. I've heard of a frothy topping on coffee but I think I'd pass on that one from a STRANGER.

The Black Cat said...

I'm thinking Tara Reid, she was probably high on something at the time.

The Black Cat said...

I'm thinking Tara Reid, she was probably high on something at the time.

Goodgrief said...

How could you even want to drink coffee after giving a bj, especially with cream.

JasonBlueEyes said...

Tara Reid is F list. Maybe D at best. And she was never a B.

JasonBlueEyes said...

Linda Fiorentino?

Mango said...

I take most of the BuzzFoto blinds with a grain of salt the size of God's ego, but this one seems totally and unequivocally fabricated.

MadLyb said...

@JasonBlueEyes - No, because I love her and I can't see anyone NOT buying her a cup of coffee. The guy was likely gay, because no guy turns down a $5 blow job.

Jinxie DuPres said...

Liza Minnelli?

RocketQueen said...

Lara Flynn Boyle