Friday, July 01, 2011

Do NOT Cheat On This Woman


When Sabrina Renee Robinson gets out of jail, she will probably find herself another boyfriend. A word of advice to said boyfriend. Do not cheat on this woman. Sabrina was arrested yesterday and charged with making terrorist threats, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, false imprisonment and corporal injury. Oh, the night started out well enough. They always do, but then someone invariably gets hurt. Sabrina called her boyfriend over and told him they should do something kinky that night. She wanted to handcuff him to the bed. He agreed. He won't ever agree again.

Sabrina proceeded to dump hot candle wax all over the guy then punched his head and body, hit him in the face with a shotgun and then stood over him with a deer knife and threatened to remove all his guts. Oh, and she did this while on speakerphone with the woman he had been cheating on Sabrina with. Yep. That woman got to hear the guy screaming.

At some point, all this torturing made Sabrina hungry so she went and got some food and the guy managed to escape and he was found by police naked and hiding in the bushes.

Another thing to consider when you see Sabrina. Do not let your kids near her either. She was also booked on an outstanding warrant for contributing to the delinquency of a minor which means she probably bought some kid booze and got him drunk.

28 comments:

Ida Blankenship said...

Do not cheat on ANY woman. ;-)

I don't feel bad for the dude, honestly, but that chick is definitely cray-cray.

At least she beat up the right person and didn't try to physically assault the other woman, though. That always drives me crazy.

Vicki Cupper said...

Holy shit. I hope she gets put away for life. He shouldn't have cheated, but fuck, honey, go batshit crazy on a pint or two of Ben & Jerry's with a spoon, not your bf with some wax and a shotgun.

MacVixen said...

Damn, she's hardcore!

Ditto Ida's statement in it's entirety.

Patty said...

Craaaaz-eeeeeeee

Susan said...

Team Ida Blankenship

mngddess said...

Team Ida!! Ooh, do we get uniforms???

Ida Blankenship said...

@mngddess -- the only uniform you need is a big ol' mouth. ;-)

MizCaramel said...

I absolutely qualify for Team Ida and agree with her (I love the statement cray-cray). What makes someone think they have the right to do that to someone. Yeah he cheated, he's an ass but seriously girlfriend you're cray-cray (ahhhh finally got to use it).

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bluebonnetmom said...

Team Ida. I bet he won't ever do it again, though.

anita_mark said...

Cheating-schmeating, you don't torture anyone for anything. Period.

Jesus Christ, she tortured the guy. It doesn't matter what he did, you don't do that.

If this story were reversed, and it was a man torturing a woman, these comments would be a lot different.

Ida Blankenship said...

@Anita -- I don't think that any commenters so far think that what the woman did was excusable or admirable. It's not as if any of us are defending her actions.

I still think that I'll save my sympathy for worthier people than that dude, though.

Fawn Neun said...

Nah - I'm with the inexcusable crowd.

Cheating sucks, but it happens, and if your self-worth is low enough to make you risk prison or the death sentence in order to wreak revenge on the cad, I have to suggest that you are ascribing far too much importance on sex and sexual relationships in general.

She sounds crazy though.

The Black Cat said...

I must be in a funny mood today because I was reading this story thinking "right on". Hopefully the cheater will learn his lesson, there are always consequences in life, Grasshopper. This would make for a great movie, I see Lindsay Lohan in the main role, Wilmer as the b/f who cheated on her.

Snakeoiler said...

I was thinking the delinquency to a minor charge was connected to the torture episode, as in, maybe her children were in the trailer at the same time she was doing this, and she left the booze out on the counter. But, I could be wrong.

selenakyle said...

On the contrary, her behavior is a bit much for a cheating situation, but it is entirely well-suited for some of the other scum-of-the Earth shit going on out there. Hell to the YESSSSSS I would do and/or condone doing what she did and much, much worse to some of the filthy sickos in the world.

shiny_special_one said...

I don't mean to downplay the seriousness of torturing someone, but I keep snickering at the speaker phone part.

Mooshki said...

Now I have to go watch 'Rat Race' again. I love when Amy Smart goes nuts in her helicopter and destroys her bf's swimming pool (that he's in with another girl) and drops paint on his truck.

Jasmine said...

Holy shiz....a freakin DEER KNIFE? lol, yeah, for sure this trick is *cray-cray but again, serious sympathy for the dude is not necessary. We dont always need to pull out the gender card and talk about what how our reactions would be if it were reversed. Sometimes its not a case of gender but douche baggery and this time the dude got called out on what he did. She went a little too far and will no doubt get punished, but casting him under innocent light is lame.

*copyright Ida Blankenship

Ida Blankenship said...

@Jasmine -- shit, I would LOVE to claim cray-cray as my own, but it's definitely not. :-)

I want to know the origins, though. I'd love to know who said it first...

MadLyb said...

Well that was disturbing. If a guy cheats on you (and many of them do), just dump the jerk. This is so over-the-top sadistic that I somehow think the cheating gave her an excuse to let out her inner Ted Bundy. I hope this woman never has kids. Guys seem to like batshit women, though, so she'll probably have more boyfriends.

anita_mark said...

Cheating in no way warrants that reaction. Yes it sucks but it happens. You can yell and scream and throw a glass but you don't torture someone. Be an adult and deal.

There are international treaties to prevent that, the death penalty can be given for that.

I normally don't play the gender reversal card but seriously, if it were reversed, there wouldn't be as many comments about lack of sympathy or tee-hee comments.

I just find torture so disturbing (as most do, I'm sure). It's truly sickening and I don't know how anyone who survives it can ever recover.

I do wish this blog wouldn't post stories like this, though. It's an entertainment blog and this and other stories like it venture a little too far from the mission statement.

Henriette said...

Yes, it is crazy, but I'm still a bit impressed with this woman. I like the other woman who put up a billboard of her cheating man in New York. I'm all for getting the guy back, but legally and in a humiliating way.

Geebz said...

I agree with her actions. Cheating is abuse in a way. He put her body and health at risk by having sex with someone else. He was probably abusive in other ways also. There's more to the story than what's presented here. No one goes bat *hit crazy for JUST cheating. He mentally abused her I'm sure.
No sympathy here.
She should've been more slick with it and not gotten caught. ;) LOL

Mooshki said...

anita_mark, where is that "mission statement?" I'd be curious to read it. A blog is all about personal expression. It is about whatever the writer wants to write about.

anita_mark said...

I'm being sarcastic about the mission statement.

Cheating sucks but doesn't warrant torture. Nothing does.

Maja. With a J. said...

Maybe not torture, but there is nothing wrong with a little revenge!

RocketQueen said...

I'm with Ida! Obviously nothing warrants torture. I don't think anyone has said otherwise here.