Have you ever been in a fight in a bar? I have been in some arguments but they were primarily because I tend to take up several stools when I sit and people find that annoying. Especially, when they are drinking. You have an ass the size of mine and that is something annoying. They should be congratulating me for getting out of the house or squeezing into a car and not complaining about the fact that my wideness needs special accommodation.
Friday, July 01, 2011
Anyway, one thing you used to be able to count on was that if you got into a bar fight it was going to be fists and the occasional bottle to the head. If someone wanted to use something more serious they were going to have to go to their car or home to get it and by then, everyone would scatter. Well, the Ohio governor changed all that yesterday. He decided that people needed to bring guns to bars to properly defend themselves. Yes, everyone knows nothing screams safety like booze and guns. Why do you need to bring a gun to a bar? Are you planning on getting into a fight?
There is this one scene in Friday. The original, not one of the 18 sequels. In that scene John Witherspoon, who played Ice Cube's father sees Ice Cube with a gun and gets mad at him not so much for having the gun, but because a gun is the less manly way to get into a fight. If you are going to get into a fight, then use your fists and be prepared to get hit with fists. Using a gun might make you feel like a man, but it is the wuss way to go about fighting.
So, next time you are in Ohio, watch out for breast milk squirting women and wear a bullet proof vest to the bars.