I am sure that way back in the day, Hugh Hefner lasted a good 30 to 45 seconds when he was having sex, but father time, and a need for that afternoon pudding have combined to reduce Hef's staying power to about two seconds. It is also the amount of time he can stay awake so it works out well. Crystal Harris was on Howard Stern yesterday morning to throw Hef further under a bus and to push the driver out of the way so she could go back and forth over him for a bit.
In addition to saying that Hef lasts two seconds, she also says they only ever had sex once and that Crystal never saw him naked because Hef does not take his clothes off. Despite agreeing to marry him, Crystal says she was never turned on by Hef. I guess this is why Crystal decided to not get married. She probably figured there would be no other women who could take her place and she would be the one who was supposed to have sex with him every night.