Tuesday, July 26, 2011

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHAT closeted former “SNL” star is getting a bad reputation at spas and gyms around Hollywood for his illegal sexual activities?
The once-married actor has been caught pleasuring himself in front of other male patrons, and it’s just a matter of time before he’s publicly exposed!

48 comments:

Ray said...

Chris Kattan always gave off a gay vibe

Ray said...
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Lissette said...

yeah, going with Chris Kattan...

Lissette said...

or, Mike Meyers

surfer said...

or, Fred Armisen (sp?)

JJ said...

I was going to guess Rob Schneider but it looks like he's still married.

JJ said...

Hmmm, Mike Meyers is a good guess.

ms snarky said...

I'm with the Chris Kittan guess.

ms snarky said...

However, MM has had a lot of gossip about his activities.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

I'm gonna go with Armisen. Nasty, icky, unfunny Armisen.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Sounds like Mike Meyers to me.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

Oops. He's still on SNL.

Okay. Myers.

MISCH said...

I think it's Mike Meyers also

RocketQueen said...

But Meyers has remarried, so not him.

Kattan..or even Eddie Murphy?

Feisty said...

Mike Meyers is currently married. To a woman. So I go for Armison.

bluebonnetmom said...

It is Mikey M. I guess that will blow his fake marriage with somebody's child on the way to Hell.

Cathy said...

Kattan. Meyers is still married and Armisen is still on SNL.

dressgq said...

Eddie Murphy

Aly said...

But Eddie likes to bottom for trannies.

Linnea said...

Wow, a lot of Armisen hate here! I really like him.

Sounds like Kattan. For some reason I feel as though he has appeared in a blind or two here as well, that did not put him in a favorable light.

Linnea said...

Oh yeah, and Kattan's marriage ended after 8 weeks.

Beth said...

Kattan

Armisen is still on SNL, and Myers is twice (and currently) married.

bflogurl said...

Kattan. Ditto the above reasons.

Not A Ninny said...

Myers has been widely rumored to be semi-openly gay now, and he married his second wife (his former PA) very quietly.

PotPourri said...

I don't know about Chris Kattan. It's not Mike Myers, as he is still married, and trying for a baby. Armisen is supposed to be an awful person, privately, even though hysterical on TV.

Eddie Murphy already has the bad reputation!

JoElla said...

I don't know his name, but the one who wears those black glasses? He was married to someone and they split up a bit ago, everyone said it was the Xenu thing..

Does anyone know who I am talking about?

Or maybe Will Farrel? I have always gotten a weird vibe from him.


Heck, this could even be Tracy Morgan for all I know.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Mike Myers is known for MUCH more then SNL. It's been almost 20 years since he was on that show. Not Him.

I like Fred Armison too. His President Obama impression isn't the greatest but His Joy Behar is a cream. "So, what who cares?"

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Scream, I meant.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Horatio Sanz?

SusanB said...

I go with Armison - he's just creepy.

RocketQueen said...

@JoElla - that's Armisen

Linnea said...

I just had to google Armisen and scientology and NO NO NO!

I had no IDEA Elisabeth Moss from Mad Men was a scientologist!

*sigh* There goes my crush on her

nunaurbiz said...

Don't ask me how and it ISN'T from personal experience but Armisen loves the ladies, according to people I know who know him.

How about someone old school, like Joe Piscopo (he always seemed like a pedophile to me!) or Jon Lovitz?

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I completely co-sign what Ray said.


Totally.

Terri said...

David Spade?

Bubbles said...

Sorry, Eddie definitely doesn't bottom for the trans girls. Not at all.

Not A Ninny said...

If Spade is gay he's gone to insane lengths to hide it. Kattan was with Jennifer Coolidge for a long time.

I skipped over the "once-married" bit, which would seem to rule out Myers.

sillyme said...

It's Mike Meyers. He is definitely closeted and definitely gay.

Terri said...
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Terri said...

okay, spade has never been married, so nix that. And his brother is married to Kate Spade? Damn, I'd marry him just for the family discount!

Snakeoiler said...

About half of them.

Anonymous said...

Wayne's World Wayne's World, Party time execellent....

Mike K said...

I thoughts Lovits came out?

Anonymous said...

I like Fred Armisen too!

@Terri, as would I. I LOVE her purses.

Professor Bill Tibbetts said...

Straight up (errrrrrrrrrrr)...... it's Mike Myers. Dude has had a beard forever!

The Black Cat said...

I'm going with Bill Murray just to be different.

Jennifer H. said...

Seriously? If Armisen is still on SNL then it's NOT HIM, right? This blind says, "former" SNL star.

I vote for Kattan.

Christie Wilson said...

it's Eddie Murphy

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