Friday, August 26, 2011

Derek Jeter's Girlfriend And Derek Jeter Break Up


No longer will Minka Kelly be able to be referred to solely as Derek Jeter's girlfriend, now she will be forced to actually use her name. You could say Derek Jeter's ex girlfriend but that list is longer than a short arm inspection after a night with Paris Hilton. I know Jessica Alba is on that Derek ex list, but is Mariah Carey too? I can't remember. Anyway, Minka was the one doing the announcing so she must have found someone already and she also provided a "source" who said they are still friends. That source of course is the PR person but it looks much better when you call them a source because it looks like you did real reporting and stuff.


Minka Kelly is 31, who wants to bet that Derek goes way younger than her for his next girlfriend. Mid 20's maybe.

24 comments:

RocketQueen said...

I can't muster any interest in this at all. This couple has always been blaaaand.

MISCH said...

Not surprised...Derek is adorable but he has spread the Herp to more actresses....kinda a one man STD machine..

Ida Blankenship said...

Minka Kelly is absolutely drop-dead, revoltingly, disgustingly, terribly, heartbreakingly beautiful.

I think she'll be absolutely fine, despite her elderly age. ;-)

Minka: NO MORE ATHLETES. Unless Taylor Kitsch decides to dress up as Tim Riggins for some role playing....

Sorry. I just got distracted.

Jennie Haarsager-Lieske said...

Don't forget about this: the Derek Jeter herpes tree. http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/39/2007/08/herpestree.jpg

mikey said...

At this point don't they all have herpes?

Jeri said...

I like Minka & Derek but I'm not surprised. She's gonna be busy with Charlies Angels.

I was just imagining Derek telling her, "you're not gonna do a Farrah Faucett are you?"

I don't think he wants to be Lee Majors.

parissucksliterally said...

Jeri, Charlie's Angels will be canceled by mid November. She won't be busy for long.

I think she is beautiful, but she looks like about 15 other actresses out there. I can't tell any of them apart.

Lelaina Pierce said...

"I think she'll be absolutely fine, despite her elderly age."

HA!. This 31 year old laughs from her rocker.

My husband knows jack SHIT about Hollywood but he knows exactly who Minka Kelly is. By name. Knew her dad used to play guitar in Aerosmith. Knew she dated Jeter. And I'll give him that. The girl is SMOKING hot.

I wonder about this whole Charlies Angels thing. Even if Drew is involved (who I still love).

Cancan said...

He's going to marry his next girlfriend. On the HBO special about his 3,000 hits he seems wistful talking about wishing he had kids who could see it.

Minka Kelly blew it with the dog on plane scene. Using bad language during the HBO filming didn't help. Definitely not Mother of Jeter's Children material.

Ida Blankenship said...

@cancan -- "Using bad language during the HBO filming didn't help. Definitely not Mother of Jeter's Children material."

Um, because "good" mothers NEVER cuss?

And I wouldn't say that having herpes makes a guy Father of the Year potential, either -- no matter how much money he makes playing ball.

Ida Blankenship said...

Also, Enty, Minka has done enough, career-wise, to rate a mention in your headline. How about "Derek Jeter and MINKA KELLY break up," as opposed to just labeling her "Derek Jeter's girlfriend"?

Right now, I'm mentally bitchslapping the people who still think Enty is a woman. As. IF.

JasonBlueEyes said...

I agree with you Ida. I love Minka and she should be mentioned by name. She's been on some great TV shows like Friday Night Lights and Parenthood. There's more to watch on TV, Enty than crappy "reality" shows. I've never watched a "Real Housewives" show and never will.

izz said...

As if having previously dated John Mayer you'd be worried about catching the herp from Jeter. Pretty much a case of been there done that I'd imagine

RocketQueen said...

Agreed. You'd be more likely to get a bad case of E.Coli from Mayer.

sunshine said...

met her a few times you would be surprised.....pretty eh? tude? majah thumbs down!

Jasmine said...

Agreed. You'd be more likely to get a bad case of E.Coli from Mayer.

^^^THIS

god,I cannot even hear Mayer's songs on the radio without thinking of that poop story with Jess Simpson. *shudderrrr*

Talk about NOT letting the music you make speak for itself bro. The guy has done so much odd media exposure shit that he is like Paris Hilton with a guitar to me now.

Jasmine said...

btw- Jeter does NOTHING for me, nonwithstanding his apparent herp. I dont get it- known for herp AND not that hot, and been around the block like an old hookah- WHAT IS DUDES APPEAL?

I could get if the woman werent famous on their own and they were seeking fame but they arent. Help me understand:/

Cancan said...

Appeal= along with being loaded, you would never have to pay for a drink or a meal for the rest of your life in New York. The guy is royalty.

I hope you all understood (most of you anyway) that I don't give a fuck how much someone curses. Simply that Golden Boy, who cares about and protects his image more than any celebrity ever, would never marry someone crass.

I say this as a Jeter fan and NYY season ticket holder. Glad he's on my team & grateful for his many team accomplishments.

Ramona Rinkles said...

If I remember correctly, the reason Enty is referencing Minka as "DJ girl friend" is because there was a magazine who called her that and it was a spread or something, I want to say Maxim, but I think it was one of the other inter-changable underwear and long leg magazines.

weezy said...

Old Bat comment: when he was in the World Series ticker tape parade in NYC, reporters kept saying if he didn't propose to her *while* they were in the car, she should dump him, since it would never happen otherwise. That was a couple of years ago.

crila16 said...

Jeter is losing his looks. He's starting to look old...and he's only in his 30's.

crila16 said...

Jeter is losing his looks. He's starting to look old...and he's only in his 30's.

weezy said...

Crila -- it's true; and he's starting to get subtly dissed in sports reporting here in NYC. He's stepped up his endorsements and commercials work, probably raking it in while he still can. He's a nice guy, not like A-Rod. I hope he finds a nice girl.

However -- CanCan -- careful about taking his comments about his kids at face value. His marketability is based on his All-American "wouldn't you want him to be your dad?" image.

weezy said...

Cindy Adams' column in yesterday's NY Post mentioned Kelly was at a recent Jeter game, but her reaction was very low-key (no jumping up and down like Cam Diaz.) Adams reads that as Kelly's realization that she's a celeb in her own right and doesn't necessarily have to use her energies to support him 24/7. That may be why they broke up -- he may need someone who'll always be his second banana.