Friday, August 12, 2011

Gary Shirley Loves Strippers


Whenever I watch Teen Mom, which is really too frequently for an adult, I always find myself chuckling at the episodes where the couple or mom say to themselves they need to find a job and proceed to go apply for some minimum wage job. You never actually see them working at any of these jobs though. Not because cameras are not allowed in, but because they really do not need them. They make way more money for a few weeks on MTV than they would in two years working most of the jobs for which they are applying.


Now, that is not to say it will last very long after the cameras go away, especially if you are Gary Shirley. Gary must have himself confused with someone who makes way more than he does and also confused with someone attractive. Gary spent time in a Miami and while there decided to hit up a strip club. For 11 hours, Gary threw away almost $5,000 on lap dances and booze. Who spends 11 hours in a strip club?

12 comments:

GoGo said...

The thought of having to give this guy a lap dance made me throw up in my mouth a little...

nataliesinger said...

Oh no!!.....that's not a good thing to see. He's got that Walmart shopper look. Poor guy..what a mess.

Stacey Charter said...

Lap dance??? What lap???

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Guys that are totally into strippers are creepy.

pdxbellarocks said...

I'll tell you who...losers who have to pay for friends, attention and women. I used to tend bar at a strip club or two..the desperation stinks up the place but the cash makes it all ok...

On a personal note..I am so happy not to be a stripclub bartender anymore!!! Great money, and up here strippers are considered rocks stars ( in Portland ) so they are cool..its the douchebag guys that ruin it. That and the copious amounts of drugs and booze..which I am sure Gary was up to his armpits in. Yuck.

Rant over.

biggirl1988 said...

Gawd he's gross.

chopchop said...

Who spends 11 hours in a strip club? A guy that looks like THAT.

__-__=__ said...

And this is why I'm not a stripper! Show this one to your kids folks. Should put a good scare into them.

New Life and Attitude said...

I totally agree Chop Chop!

ardleigh said...

HE is what you show those bratty teen age girls (on Maury) who say they want to be strippers.

Here you go sweetie. This is the type of man you'll be giving lap dances. It ain't gonna be Justin Timberlake or someother star...OK maybe Ben Affleck but ...mostly the ones sticking money in your underoos is gonna be this Rocket Scientist.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Another pat on the back to MTV execs for making this dude famous.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Another pat on the back to MTV execs for making this dude famous.