Wednesday, August 31, 2011

"Hey, I Know That Guy"


There is a trial that was happening in Chicago. It is not that big of a trial, but it is interesting and had a very big twist. A pimp is accused of finding women who emigrated to the US, confiscating their passports and forcing them to work for him in his massage parlors. So, basically a nasty guy. During the trial, one of the women who was forced to have sex with guys for the pimp was testifying about her experience. When she finished testifying she told the prosecutors that she recognized the pimp's married lawyer because he was a big client of hers. Uh oh. The judge ordered a mistrial and the attorney had some serious explaining to do. He says he only went for legitimate massages, and that he would never think of any kind of sex with a massage and gifts (yes, he bought her gifts) he bought the woman were wrong because he was married, but he liked her a lot. You know, because of the massage.

16 comments:

WednesdayFriday said...

Ah, Good for her! These guys are both scumbags.

ChasingHeaven said...

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

What an idiot.

SkittleKitty said...

Ahhh, Chicago.
Elected officials were probably clients, too, or at least received large campaign contributions from the pimp.

Jeri said...

Oops. Ha-Ha. Shoulda known better dumb ass (both of them).

Bravo for the lady.

Patty said...

The only think that would have been funnier is she recognized the judge too.

figgy said...

All I can say is that it's uncanny how that guy's expression is exactly the same as the one my chihuahua Benicio was sportin' when I caught him chewing my shoes the other day.

califblondy said...

You're out of order...

No, you're out of order...

bluebonnetmom said...

@ Patty - That would have been priceless.

@ Figgy - He does have that "oh crap, I am so busted look".

What a complete idiot to think he would get away with this during the trial.

RocketQueen said...

Hilarious. That lawyer was an absolute idiot not to have recused himself earlier.

msgirl said...

HAHAHAHAHA!

jen said...

Right f*cking on :D I think I've mentioned it on this site before, but just in case - if you haven't yet read Not for Sale: The Return of the Global Slave Trade--and How We Can Fight It , I suggest doing so. Very informative. Stuff like this happens ALL. THE. TIME. It's a depressing read but very necessary.

Snakeoiler said...

Busted! Transcript to Disciplinary Counsel.

Mango said...

Ruh roh!

Lelaina Pierce said...

Wonder what his wife thought? :)

BUSTED indeed!

Jerry said...

You guys are gonna love this.

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