Ted C Blind Item
We love Hildago Van Buren, the out star of many different talents. Not only can he hold his own, singing, dancing and acting, he can also hold his latest costar's penis—and does he!
Oh my, what the hell happened? Put the kiddie fans to bed and find out:
Recently Hildago signed up for a big production. You know, one of those shows with row upon row of deluxe dressing rooms. And it was inside one of these private star residences that Hildago got propositioned.
In itself, it's not so shocking. Van Buren's a super charming, über-talented guy. No, the shocker here is who made the approach—somebody with hundreds of thousands of teeny-bopper fans, somebody who would probably not work again (at the same level to which he's become accustomed), if word got out he was rubbing his privates up against Van Buren behind closed doors!
Did Hildago bite? No, surprisingly. But he's also no fool:
Before Hildy decided to let his surprise suitor down, telling him he wasn't interested in a quickie, he did take the time to feel up the guy's goods.
How the hell often to you have the chance to check out the family jewels of one of the world's biggest stars?
Like, never!
(Van Buren remains impressed.)
And It Ain't: Ricky Martin, Elton John, Adam Lambert
50 comments:
NPH and Bieber?
NPH is in The Muppets which has an all-star cast, Bieber isn't in it but Selena is! That's all I got.
Mwahaha..! Can´t get the image of NPH feeling up the Bieber out of my head :-)
Hugh Jackman and Daniel Radcliff?
It says he's out, so my guess would be NPH. And probably a Jonas brother.
Neil Patrick Harris for the win. The only multi-talented good looking actor that is out in H-Town.
However, the other super star could be Taylor Lautner. He is the closeted one with the Parrish Maguire moniker, who goes around Hollywood bluntly propositioning men. NPH turned down, but not before cupping a feel.
Clearly it's NPH and Kermit the Frog. Miss Piggy has been bearding him for years.
No, I refuse to believe NPH would cup anyone... He seems like a really loyal husband/father.
I guess Timberlake/Beiber. Even though I doubt either of them are in a big production right now. Its just NOT NPH!
bflogurl - he just cupped a feel for curiosity's sake. Your bf/husband could go to a strip bar, and cup a boob if the girl is shoving it in his face, it wouldn't be cheating... It might be though on the road to him becoming a cheater... Sorry, messing with my own mind.
It's Hollywood, different moral grounds, different standards of what is considered cheating. Some quite openly think a BJ is not considered cheating. A simple hello, did I get the part? ah, I AM mean today:)
I find it hard to believe it's NPH, but I totally believe it's Justin Beiber
Nope Rita... I will not leave my bubble. Cupping is cheating *LA LA LA LA LA* (covering my ears)
bfogirl--cheating or not, timberlake isn't an out actor. :) the "out" is the biggest clue. what other acting/singing/dancing OUT stars are there?
Why hard to believe it could be NPH? He is a very cute, well-built piece of wonderful man! Have you seen his shirtless story lines on HIMYM? Very, very nice. Slim, but ripped!
Also, I think he must get propositioned all the time. That man is irresistible! Obviously, he plays his character Barney to a T.
Well yes, Jamee.... It would help if I actually read the word "out" in the first sentence ;o)
Moving on.
Most of my gay friends are a little more open with that "what is too far" in a relationship line.
Checking out the goods is pretty common place. Have you ever been to pride? NPH but unsure on the wee straight one.
Bflogurl, ya made my day :)
The last name Van Buren makes me think of Law & Order, which makes me think of Jesse L. Martin who is out and multi-talented. I can't link him to Justin Bieber, though.
hmmmm...isn't there a Jonas Brother in a musical right now? Is NPH in it too? yeah, I'm too lazy to look....
NPH all the way on this one. I thinking him getting a feel was pretty awesome. And I don't think he was cheating here, he did not bite. Might have even gone home and told his partner. That would have been some story!
@ Atlchica - you made me LOL! : )
I'm not buying the NPH deal either. He was on my mind because he is a triple threat BUT the AIA's lead me to believe its someone who is a singer first and foremost before anything else. I'm also not sure I believe this guy is as old as NPH. A teen (for example Bieber, 17) propositioning a 38 year old? Creepy and illegal for the 38 year old esp one who is a father. What about someone younger like Chris Colfer. Does all 3, singer more than actor, age appropriate.
I also have a hard time believing its Bieber. I'm just getting tired of all blinds with teenybopper fans immediately HAVING to be him. I'd believe Joe Jonas before him simply because it would be scandalous due to the whole purity ring thing those boys swear upon.
I was thinking the "show" was the Teen Choice awards..... because it doesn't specifically say movie/tv show. It just says big production with tons of dressing rooms which would certainly qualify. Plus many teeny bopper icons in attendance. The use of the word "costar" threw me off though.
Chris Colfer and Bieber were my first thoughts.
This is totally Sean Hayes and The Situation from the Three Stooges Movie.
... or maybe B.D. Wong and Harry Shum Jr from White Frog.
I'm not ever believing that my NPH would do anything wrong. I don't care if his sig other says it's okay. IT'S NOT OKAY WITH ME!!!!!
And damn it, Jesse Martin is out? There goes another one of my crushes.
Jesse Martin is NOT out... he was on the cover of Out Magazine once to promote the RENT movie, but he himself is not out. I'm not saying he can't be gay, but he isn't out.
Also, the more I think about it, the more I think this isn't Bieber. If it were him, wouldn't Ted have said that he has MILLIONS of teeny-popper fans?
I think Rita meant "copping a feel", not "cupping a feel". Sorry, I can't help myself.
Kelwolfen - you are correct. Am french, and sometimes my writing is too literal. thought to form a cup with my hand, so cupped a feel. See, logic!
I think cupped a feel is charming. I vote we use it whenever we are discussing feeling that area.
NPH & Lautner? That's all I got.
@kris - Nick Jonas was just in the production of Hairspray at the Hollywood Bowl, as was John Stamos and Harvey Fierstein. Stamos isn't out, but Fierstein is . . . I wish it was Stamos, though!! The idea of him and Nick Jonas is MUCH hotter than the idea of Nick Jonas and Harvey Fierstein.
Oohh hahah, I just googled "John Stamos gay" and an interview he did with the Advocate about his 2009 TV movie "Wedding Wars" came up, and this was one of the comments:
March 27th, 2011 at 9:53 pm
Nick says:
Hi John,
I just wanted to thank you for your great role in Wedding Wars. I know you are not gay, but I can still wish!!! I’ve been in love with you since the ’80′s.
Thanks again!,
Nick
Nice try, Nick Jonas, but I know you were born in 1992!
feraltart - thank you, very kind of you! It sure beats tea-bagging though.
Matthew Morrison and Bieber/Lautner
Sounds best with an English accent: "Would you like a cup of feel, dearie?" LOL!
(I have nothing worthwhile to add to the blind, btw)
Momster - I kinda doubled the p on Cup = cupp, for you know, you really have to cupp to feel.
Always though think with a thick Boston accent when cupping a feel. how bizarre.
copping a feel, cupping a feel, whatever you want to call it. Having danced in one of Vegas' finer gentleman establishments, I promise you a guy groping my boob wasn't cheating, it was me seducing him out of his money.....not his pants!
it's only me or Ted C wrote today that Jackman is gay but not outed !
Nowhere in the blind does it say the out actor is good looking - just charming and talented. What about Kevin Spacey? Can he be linked to anyone?
Pomme - he simply did not deny it, or confirm it. But maybe this means it is implied!
Farmgirl: Kevin Spacey is already to have a Blind vice moniker on the Awful Truth - Has to do with one who is an absolute a-hole.
Yep, msgirl: NPH & The Biebs ftw
NPH and Zac Efron
John Stamos is gorgeous, but not a true triple threat. I like the guy, but did you ever see his Broadway reviews? Stamos cannot sing or dance, and that is putting it nicely. I doubt he will be offered a Broadway top spot anytime soon if the Bye Bye Birdie! reviews are any indication. Though he does pack in the houses do to his sitcom history.
This sounds like Neil Patrick Harris and the Biebs.
Also, Kevin Spacey isn't out, which is kinda absurd, but it's his choice.
I'm guessing NPH and Zac Ephron.
Given that many of the top ten most-viewed vids on YouTube belong to Justin Bieber, I kinda think he has more than "hundreds of thousands" of fans. He's prolly not the young half of this blind.
I have some suggestions for the older half of this blind since everyone has NPH stuck in their heads and can't think of any other out gays: Sean Hayes, Rupert Everett, and Ian McKellan. I'm sure all have done Broadway, which is what I thought this blind was hinting at.
I haven't any idea about the much younger, less-popular fellow. I'm not up on pop culture as much these days because I've avoided the entire vampire segment (which seems to account for a LOT of new stars these days).
or maybe...Cheyenne Jackson
it can't be justin bieber...he is too young! under 18...that'd be pedophilia too.
NPH would never do such a thing.
bieber asking michael bubble
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