Friday, August 26, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

The sexy-ass life (and wife) Hard-Nipple Nick set up for himself years ago is getting so complicated lately. As if agreeing that your wife could have her lovers while you have yours could ever be an easy arrangement for very long! Hot, yeah, but, easy?

Not anymore. Here's what's unraveling:

The trust. And we don't mean between Hard-Nipple and his missus. More like the help.

You know, all those peeps rich folks like Mr. Nick always have around? Sure, they've all signed confidentiality agreements, but, you think they all pay attention to those legal handcuffs? Actually, yes, most within the Nick household do.

Just not all. Two employees very close to Hard-Nipple are opening their traps about their employer's imaginative marital arrangement, and word's starting to get out lately—much more than it has in the past. Regarding what an active, lively and rather democratic love-life (with more attention to the boys than to the girls we must add) Hard enjoys!

So, perhaps Nick's legal eagles might want to look in the direction of those sleeping near Hard-Nipple, as opposed to those right next to (which is where they're currently focused).

AND IT AIN'T: Jensen Ackles, Matthew McConaughey, Ben Affleck



29 comments:

lauramart said...

Will and Jada?

Ida Blankenship said...

Duh and DUUUUUUUUUHHH.

I kind of like it when "blinds" are barely obscured, though.

Chrissy Buns said...

did you guys see this one yesterday? i had to laugh because it was so NOT blind!!

We know you’re hearing conflicting reports about a certain celebrity couple. So, you want to know what’s really going on? Of course you do! Here you go:

1. Saying that their marriage is “intact” is simply a fresh way of saying that they are not yet divorced. Therefore, it is a true statement.

2. Celebrities want to be in control of the timing of announcements about their personal lives. They get really irritated when information leaks out prematurely. This couple is no exception. The info was leaked and they are furious. Expect them and their publicist/s to continue to deny any rumors to maintain a modicum of control until all the pieces are in place for the divorce.

3. Whenever a couple insists on excessive PDA and statements about how manly/ womanly/ sexually active they are, you should immediately suspect that at least one of them is bearding for the other. In this case, it’s a double bearding.

4. There are two publicists involved, not just one, and they are not playing well together. One contributing factor is a recent agent/agency shuffle.

5. Although the couple hasn’t really spent any time together in the past month or so, the one thing on which all publicists can agree is… photo ops! So you should expect several staged photo ops in the near future of the “intact” family. There will be lots of big, fake smiles and boisterous, fake laughter and playful, fake cuddling. They’re actors, people. All of them. Actors know how to fake happiness.

6. Leaking information that a woman is having a secret affair with her costar is a very creative way of trying to convince people that your client is heterosexual. She is not.

7. Don’t expect anyone to come out of the closet on this one as a result of the divorce. Their livelihoods depend on them being perceived as stereotypes of an A-list masculine action hero and a sexy and devoted mom.

8. Threats of lawsuits are mere blustering and are meant to discourage the media from printing additional stories. The truth is that this couple would never actually expose themselves to discovery (e.g. interrogatories, depositions, requests to produce documents).

9. They’re done.

10. Yes, we’re sure. We have only one degree of separation from this couple. (Blind Gossip)

B. Profane said...

Isn't "democratic" a clue? I thinking more like it's a known supporter of Democratic candidates and causes. Matt Damon? Is his wife sexy?

Jeri said...

Mario Lopez?

txtommom said...

Yep. Will and Jada.

Ida Blankenship said...

@B. Profane -- you're overanalyzing, dearest. ;-) TRUST the thread, and The Ted. It's TOTALLY Will and Jada.

parissucksliterally said...

Will and Jada. Definitely.

B. Profane said...

@Ida -- Guess you're right, pet. Just that "democratic" seemed odd in that context.

MISCH said...

One of the sites said the happiest person about this is Will's son Trey...he can't stand Jada.

Ida Blankenship said...

@BP -- "democratic" probably only seemed weird because it's a polysyllabic word that isn't some nonsensical nickname -- like Peony Picklepants, Nearly Dickless-Nick, etc.

califblondy said...

he can't stand Jada.

Who can?

B. Profane said...

If Jada wants to stay in the closet, someone should tell her not to wear her hair pulled back 'cuz she looks really butch when she does. Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Tenisha said...

Will and Jada

RocketQueen said...

If there have been previous blinds about "Hard-Nipple Nick" then I'd definitely say Will & Jada.

If this is a new moniker, maybe Hugh Jackman?

Sherry said...

Chrissy Buns..Impressive!! Dayum

bluebonnetmom said...

Will and Jada's arrangement is imploding as we speak. It is much harder to live a lie than to tell the truth.

Leslie A said...

@RocketQueen: There have been previous blinds-you can see the listing here: http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2011/08/blind-vice-everybodys-whispering-about.html and http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/search/label/Hard-Nipple%20Nick

Leslie A said...

@RocketQueen: There have been previous blinds-you can see the listing here: http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2011/08/blind-vice-everybodys-whispering-about.html and http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/search/label/Hard-Nipple%20Nick

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RocketQueen said...

Thanks Leslie - well, definitely W&J :)
Kind of pathetic that Ted is jumping on such a popular-right-now blind.

Bubbles said...

Okay, I thought Will and Jada too, but I'm confused about something. If this Blind is remotely accurate, the only problem with the arrangement and "marriage" is that the help is blabbing about their preferences in partners. So why would the rumor of a divorce come about?

Unless, of course putting on my former publicist hat, to distract from the possible leakage of damaging info, I leak a divorce rumor and a rumor that the spouse cheated with her male co-star. But something doesn't seem to be right because it's not working very well to dispel anything.

cincinnatikate said...

yes, the help is talking, so PR made some ridiculous claim that it was Marc Anthony... Eluding th a heterosexual affair with a costar, is a definite way to distract from lesbians and an open relationship. Trying to solidify heterosexuality is equivelant to Will and Jada trying to solidify how much sex they were having together--- all a farce most main stream stories are filled disinformation and distractions....

Rita said...

I still don't understand how Will, if he is gay, was all over Eva Mendes, and Jada was watching them like a hawk during promotion of Hitch...

Does anyone else remember those promotional tours and how Eva was for a second the other woman? Now I know they're all actors, but come on, no one was good at faking how Will was all over Mendes and Jada was shooting daggers with her eyes!

Mooshki said...

Rita, as Ted kind of said in his own impossible-to-understand way, rumor has it Will is bi, but leans a bit more towards guys. I think there have been rumors of threesomes with him and Jada and random chicks they pick up as well.

Freudian Click said...

Does Kevin Jonas also apply to this blind? Cos wife admits to sleeping in different rooms due to his "snoring"...

Mango said...

I think this could be any (or all!) of the COS power couples: Will and Jada, Tom and Kate, John and Kelly.

Tania said...

The 'and it ain'ts' are confusing me tho. OK, Ben Affleck & Jen are probably at Will & Jada level. Matthew McC though? And Ackles is definitely not A list. Oh, and they're all white.
Don't the 'aints' usually have a strong affinity to the blind's subject?

beth said...

The blinditemsexposed link posted above (http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/search/label/Hard-Nipple%20Nick) is interesting, because the other Hard Nipple blind also seems to fit Will and Jada exactly (and certainly fits with the new one posted in this thread, which basically has to be them timing-wise)... but, then, apparently Ted has denied it's them.