Thursday, September 29, 2011

Holly Madison Insures Her Breasts For $1M


When I first heard about Holly Madison insuring her breasts for $1M, I thought it was just some type of publicity stunt she thought up to get herself some attention. However, when I read it, she made a whole lot of sense. Way more than when Jennifer Lopez supposedly insured her butt for millions. That was a stunt. She probably insured it, but it was all for the attention. Holly says, "I've heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I'd be out for a few months and I'd probably be out a million dollars."

She makes a good point, she probably would be out and maybe if she had to get an implant replaced it would not look the same or whatever. The thing is she also realizes that it is because of her boobs that she is famous. Well, that and having sex with an old guy which got her on a reality show which led to her Vegas gig and another reality show all of which she got because she got a boob job. See how everything comes back into a circle.

24 comments:

Rose said...

But they don't look good.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

At least she's honest?

RocketQueen said...

Sigh. Can I insure my brain, then? Because if I ever have a head injury or a degenerative disease, that'll fuck with my ability to work, too.

MontanaMarriott said...

But can you imagine how much her monthly premium is on a 1million dollar policy?? Can she afford it?

figgy said...

What exactly can "happen" to your boobs? It's not like insuring your hands, where hands could easily be broken, smashed, cut, in the course of daily living, driving etc. But you don't "break your boobs," or get them cut off or whatever. Sheesh.

MISCH said...

Wow, I had no idea silicone was so valuable

SusanB said...

What is it about her face that's so unattractive? It's like the different features don't fit together right or something.

Goodgrief said...

I thought fake titties were a dime a dozen.

Susan said...

LMAO @ RQ. So true.

I just can't with this trick.

Ms Cool said...

I guess when she's a magician's assistant, she might get hit with a stray knife throw. I am trying to come up with another way they could get injured.

Goodgrief said...

Years ago I had a co-worker that was thrown off of a motorcycle and she skidded across the road and it scraped her chest off.

bluebonnetmom said...

It is not even a good set of God given tattas...Why bother? It is not like she cannot get the repaired.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

@Goodgrief

That sounds so awful and painful that all I can do is make noises that I don't know how to spell.

FrenchGirl said...

why not!
i still think she was really into Hugh Hefner

Ms Cool said...

@goodgrief

OMG

Maja With a J said...

@Goodgrief...GOOD GRIEF INDEED.

My little niece punched me in the tit the other day. I thought that hurt.

Marna Palmer said...

I'm more upset at the idea that Holly Madison makes a million dollars in a "few months." Say WHAT?

Robert said...

That makes it $500,000 per, right? Those are some pricey knockers!

selenakyle said...

If this dumbass really cared about her BREASTS she would not be calling them "boobs." How crass and unattractive.

ghost said...

Meh, she's another useless, fake, untalented famewhore just like the Kartrashians. Who cares about her and her fake tits?

mooshki said...

I love the word "boobs." I know it's not pc, but I think it's a cute, affectionate term for breasts.

Lelaina Pierce said...

LOL @ Maja

@Marna Palmer - No kidding! That was my thought too! How much is this Vegas gig paying exactly??

I say boobs too. Or Bubbies.

Maja With a J said...

I say boobs...or tits. Tits is also a geeat word to describe something good or cool, like "OMG, the new season of Sons of Anarchy is totally tits!". It's not often we get to use female body parts to describe something good, so I've decided to run with it *L*.

Anonymous said...

@SusanB, I can't figure it out but her face is so bizarre. I think because it's so plastic and fake. I think Kendra is more disturbing looking but they're both freakish looking.

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