I was really hoping that somehow Katie Holmes would put her foot down and that Suri would end up going to a nice normal rich person private school. Oh, or to really make a statement, how about a public school. Instead though, Suri is being shipped off each school day to the Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith Scientology school. Sure, they might say it is not, but face it, it is. What other kindergarten class in the entire universe do you know that has a class called Study Technology. Yeah. The school has Scientology teachers and today I just feel really sad for Suri. Instead of recess she can look forward to auditing and instead of summer vacation she can look forward to three months with the SeaOrg for no pay. I do hope that when Tom & Katie finally split that she gets Suri. Can you imagine her never getting to see Suri again?