Apparently if you hire Lindsay Lohan for a job these days she offers an incentive package which includes her dating you. To me that would not be any kind of incentive, but to me, I would never hire her for anything. I mean why would you? Do you want your brand permanently associated with Lindsay Lohan? I mean if you are a bail bond company then great, Lindsay is going to be your go to person. Alarm company? Lindsay should be your first choice. PSA for the dangers of spray tanning? Well after Valentino, then you should call Lindsay. But, if you are any other company why are you hiring Lindsay? Apparently Phillipp Plein hired Lindsay because he wanted to go out with her. I hope he has condoms made of steel because that is a slippery slope. Ever since meeting the guy on Friday, Lindsay has been all over Europe with him, holding hands, kissing him and biding her time to get the PIN number for his ATM and where he stashes his jewelry.