Thursday, September 29, 2011

Lindsay Lohan And Phillipp Plein


Apparently if you hire Lindsay Lohan for a job these days she offers an incentive package which includes her dating you. To me that would not be any kind of incentive, but to me, I would never hire her for anything. I mean why would you? Do you want your brand permanently associated with Lindsay Lohan? I mean if you are a bail bond company then great, Lindsay is going to be your go to person. Alarm company? Lindsay should be your first choice. PSA for the dangers of spray tanning? Well after Valentino, then you should call Lindsay. But, if you are any other company why are you hiring Lindsay? Apparently Phillipp Plein hired Lindsay because he wanted to go out with her. I hope he has condoms made of steel because that is a slippery slope. Ever since meeting the guy on Friday, Lindsay has been all over Europe with him, holding hands, kissing him and biding her time to get the PIN number for his ATM and where he stashes his jewelry.

28 comments:

RocketQueen said...

Ever kissed someone with coke breath? It's NASTY.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Gross! Just based on her jacked up teeth situation I wouldn't kiss her with your mouth! Additionally, I wonder if she knows her man is gay?

Feisty said...

She was photographed last night leaving a Paris nightclub with the owner, which is definitely not this fool.

Mina said...

Ugh, I hate it when Enty tries to emulate MK from Dlisted. 'Condoms of steel'? Really? There is already one Dlisted. How about just being CDAN? It's not that bad. Those cheap shots are beneath you Enty and only make you look like a pathetic fanboy without a personality of your own.

MISCH said...

I read somewhere she got 500,000 for that "modeling gig"....I wouldn't pay that lowlife .50 as in cents....wonder how long that money will last.
She's looking more and more like a walking STD.

Rita said...

The dude has previously confirmed he is gay. Those were pictures taken 2 days ago, when he finally got rid of her and sent her on her way to Paris.

Last night she was in Paris, and hooked up with a known sadistic bar owner and artist. This one is really an renowned artist though: Mr. A.

I am ashamed of how much Lohan makes it into my daily news intake. I swear I read this while going through my ePapers!

RJ said...

My only response for any Lindsay story is "bless her heart" followed by a full body shudder and nausea.

EmEyeKay said...

Uh. . . I'm kind of gagging about the "slippery slope" reference. Ew. EWWWW! How am I going to get that out of my mind?

MontanaMarriott said...

There's a sucker born every minute

MacVixen said...

lol, EmEyeKay! I am sooo there with you! I was just like "EEWWWWW".

As for Lindsay - it's sad, the chick is pretty much a straight up prostitute it seems. She'll go anywhere for some drugs and lovin' :-(

Cheryl said...

She doesn't even look like a high end escort. She looks like a streetwalker out turning tricks.

Maja. With a J. said...

I don't care who she sleeps with or kisses or hangs out with. A lot opf people sleep with a lot of weird people (I am very articulate, I know)...the part I don't get is how any brand wants to be associated with her. There are scandal beauties, which I get, there's something about a beautiful Bad Girl, but LiLo just seems dirty and desperate these days...why would you want her representing you? I just DON'T GET IT, PEOPLE.

FS said...

She is going to become the poster child for a 4 ounce spray bottle of Listerine - you know, the kind of thing you use to spray down her mouth for 2 minutes before you kiss her.

Yeah, she's basically just a hooker now but she's got a lot of twitter followers so somebody out there thinks she's worth something.

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Rita said...

Maja - it put his brand on the map. No one in North America ever heard of him. It was brilliant, and worth every penny. People will be talking about the next face of his brand as well, for that one would've 'stolen' LiLo's job, therefore, putting his brand in the news again.

bluebonnetmom said...

@ FS - Exactly. In regard to Twitter, she is a train wreck that you cannot look away from no matter how bad it is. @ Cheryl - I agree as well.

iheartjacksparrow said...

I agree with those asking why anyone would want LiLOL to represent their products. Does he think the real socialites with oodles of money are going to want to pay for couture clothes that Linds is pushing? I think it would be the exact opposite. Why would you want anything associated with Linds when she has become an absolute joke?

Mama Mia said...

I've said it before and I'll say it again. She always looks filthy. This is a horrible thing to say, but with all of her sexual partners, I wonder how many times she's been pregnant...and then not. Horrible, I know.

parissucksliterally said...

HOOKER.

lanasyogamama said...

I honestly think she is full on hooker.

Snakeoiler said...

"PIN number?" Please.

feraltart said...

I just want to remind Enty that we can't bleach our eyeballs. We need warnings with LiLo pics please.

hamster party said...

Must say, better "pregnant...and then not" versus having an unwanted child!!

Jeri said...

I don't think she is trying to hide her whoring any more.

shehla said...

Gawd, I officially feel bad for the girl. I used to not. Traveling overseas and doing (all kinds) of business with creepy men? Ugh, she must feel nasty when she's all alone in her own mind. Hence the drug use. Awful!!! :(

JJ said...

@mama mia, I thought the same thing about pregnant, and then not. Something about that picture just icks me out.

Lelaina Pierce said...

All this nausea talk made me remember TMZ covering Michael Lohan supposedly puking on the back of some woman's dress at a restaurant.

ahahahahahahaha

And this may cause Phillipp to be on the map, but what people are going to go out and BUY the stuff just b/c LiLo is modeling for him?

"Don't walk, RUN TO THE STORE to get the latest Plein goodies, featuring Dirty Coke Hands."

Me said...

i thought about actually hanging out w/ lohan and it instantly gave me a headache. i can't read about her anymore.