If you watched Real Housewives last night I bet you are still feeling the pain of what Adrienne and Paul felt. Can you imagine spending an entire night with Kim Richards drunk or medicated off her butt like that? First of all I blame Adrienne who invited her. Well, probably a producer invited her but made it seem like Adrienne would. This is a game where you might get attacked by fans and you want to bring Kim? Drunk Kim? The same Kim who thought all the people at the game who wanted Adrienne's photo also wanted hers? The same Kim who told the same story at least four times that made it into the show. Can you imagine how many times she said it for real? Question. If your power goes out during the day on the entire block, how is it possible you cannot see to do your makeup but you can go to your neighbors and do it there? Has Kim heard of natural light? Does she not have any, but her neighbors have some? Does she think sun coming through windows is magic light?
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Hey Taylor. Umm, could you have sold the information to the tabloids? Why does it have to be Lisa? Nice job by the producers to make it seem like it was Lisa with their careful editing and use of the word skinny by Lisa repeatedly. How about the fact you look 40 pounds thinner than you did last season and someone deduced you were not eating? Oh, speaking of Taylor she was the person I was most annoyed with last night. Not for being her usual annoying self, but for the person she brought with her to the fundraiser.
Did you see the woman who is Taylor's life coach? She had the blue Birkin. If you have not, go back and look. Taylor introduces her to Lisa and she does not stray from Lisa's side until the cameras go to Brandi when she is introduced to everyone. Whoops there she is again. All the women start talking smack about Brandi in front of the cameras? There she is again and throwing in her own jokes just so she really gets some airtime. She is even in the previews for next week.
Brandi, Brandi, Brandi. How did she meet Adrienne? No one ever answered the question and they do not seem like they would run in the same circles. I think it went like this.
Bravo Producer - Adrienne, this is Brandi, Brandi, this is Adrienne. Please bring her to Kyle's party.
Back to Brandi, Brandi, Brandi. Best lines of the show? Brandi. Love how she introduced Eddie Cibrian as the biggest douche bag ever and you can tell that Brandi can play with anyone and keep up. Note to Brandi. Umm, next time you have your confessional, it is okay to actually wear something over your bra. People will notice you anyway.
Tia and Tamera. I love you both. How you manage to talk at exactly the same time, in the same tone and with the same words is incredible. Plus you are funny and you should go on Andy's show every week. Usually the people Andy gets are really stiff or insult gays, Jews and smart women and when they play the game it is awkward and formal. Tia and Tamera were worth the wait.
One final note. Elliot Mintz. Umm, who hires you and why? Wow. You are quite possibly the worst PR person ever. Did anyone understand a word he said? I guess though when every word is alternated with a drink of wine, it can get a bit confusing.