Friday, September 02, 2011

Taylor Swift & Reese Witherspoon Have Lunch Together


Normally I don't see how two people having lunch is all that fun to discuss. However, when the two people both dated the same person then it becomes a little more interesting. US Weekly says the two discussed Jake Gyllenhaal, but they really did not have to crawl too far out on that limb to say that. Of course the two are going to talk about him. Other than Nashville it is the one thing they have in common. US says the two talked about how vain Jake is. I would like to know why Taylor and Jake cut it off so quickly. I have asked and asked, but no one seems to know. Jake was flying Taylor all over the world and flying to see her. It was kind of like what Leo is making Blake Lively do right now. Notice that Leo did not fly from Sydney to New York for the weekend to see Blake, he made her come to see him. That is probably the longest time to get to a booty call ever. The previous record was held by Julia Roberts when she went to see Daniel Day Lewis. At least Julia got to fly private though.


Anyway, so Taylor and Jake were together 24/7 and then bam. Full stop. There must have been something that happened. It was not a gradual thing. I want to know what that one thing was. It was a deal breaker from one of the two. Reese gave Taylor a ride home after lunch. Makes you wonder how Taylor got there in the first place.

31 comments:

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

How do they know what those two talked about? Are there microphones under the same or something?

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I don't know why I wrote same, should be table. Not even close.

Aly said...

Another blind item solved. Or has it already been?

Patty said...

What's this about Julia and DDL??

figgy said...

Maybe Taylor realized that Jake was serious about "no means no" and that the key to the Gate To The Kingdom was strictly penis-shaped.

Mark B said...

Seems a bit strange. Also, maybe reading too much into this, but there have been rumours about both of these women being gay, so there's the obvious implication that they're sleeping with each other lol

figgy said...

I know Taylor is tall, but holy cow, is Reese like 5'0"?? They look like a basketball player and a gymnast here.

Feisty said...

I can't remember if that was revealed before or not, but Julia and DDL were the most popular guesses. Sweeeet, love these little reveals.

And it is weird they would hang out together now, but this does make me wonder more about what ended Jaylor or whatever their stupid name was. I didn't really pay attention at the time, figured it was a pr thing.

And Taylor does look like a giant.

crila16 said...

Maybe they discussed how much fun it was bearding for Jakey G.

crila16 said...

Maybe they discussed how much fun it was bearding for Jakey G.

Feisty said...

@Patty, I think the blind was A list woman who made the producers or whoever on some movie pay for her to go out and "convince" someone to be in a movie. She had no intention of him being in the movie, just flew out there for sex (from CA to the UK). This is horribly paraphrased, but that's the gist of it :)

what do I type here? said...

Aren't they both from the south? and when 2 southern ladies meet aren't they supposed to lunch like ladies and "love every minute of it" and then trash talk each other behind their back forever more?

serously, maybe they just have the same agent or something?

Aly said...

I thought the Julia blind was that she flew to London to fuck his brains out so that she could get him to appear in either "Mary Reilly" or "Michael Collins" She did supposedly sample many a time, Liam's supposedly enormous piece during the filming of "Michael Collins." So this part of her career(the Irish/UK serious thing) at least was a personal accomplishment, if not a professional one.

Lelaina Pierce said...

@what do I type here - Bless your heart.

@Aly - Was that when Liam was married????

Taylor is SO tall! She looks beautiful there. I find it interesting they lunched too. Unless Taylor is about to make another movie cameo or something?

Ida Blankenship said...

@Lelaina -- "Bless your heart."

That is a *perfect* response. ;-)

RocketQueen said...

I've always thought that maybe *Jake* was the one to break the news to Taylor that he needed a beard, that it wasn't pre-arranged by their agents. When Taylor realized he just wasn't that into her, she politely declined.

And please, as if anyone knows what these two talked about.

Voice O' Reason said...

@Lelaina,

LOL I'll never forget when I first learned about "Bless your heart". I did a lot of business travel in the south when I had an Office Manager very charmingly explain to me how that works.

Only sometimes isn't it used in a milder way? I don't think it is always a diss is it? Just curious ;>

BigMama said...

@Lelaina - your much nicer than I was about to be.

Bless your heart - is typically a kinder version of "well aren't you a little bitch" gently wrapped in a magnolia scented utterance. It is also used to soften an insult or give the impression that the person giving the insult is reluctant to do so. "That woman is homelier than a dog mixed with a pig. Bless her heart." or "Bless his heart, he never did have alot of brains."

timebob said...

so does this mean Taylor still isn't over Jake or is she just looking for source material for her next album.

Seems kinda creepy to me, Reece I get she was with Jake for a few years. But Taylor? It was a few months tops.

Pookie said...
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M said...

Maybe their going to do an album together? It's possible...

M said...

Sorry, that should be "they're"

Sean said...

So Reese is 4'10"?

feraltart said...

Julia Roberts and Liam Neeson lived together after meeting on the set of the film Satisfaction which was about an all girl band and starred Justine Bateman. Julia was in a supporting role in the film.

ardleigh said...

The thought of talented DDL hooking up with Horseface always makes me sad. I thought though Julia said she'd "convince" him they did it bunnies and then he told the producers he wasn't interested in doing the movie with her.

Mango said...

Can you imagine their first meeting?

(Reese and Taylor speaking at the same time): "So, how did you like being Jake's beard? JINX! You owe me a coke!"

Sue Ellen Mischke said...

Taylor looks super classy in this pic, but Reese's dress looks as if it is hanging a little low on her. I love her hair, though!

Henriette said...

I wonder if DDL was careful with Horseface because you know she is a walking STD and probably takes Valtrex.

sunshine said...

co-sign @crila16 said...

Unknown said...

noooooo. that roberts and DDL part has broken my heart.

Lelaina Pierce said...

@Voice of Reason - Yea, it doesn't always have to be. I know people that use it quite sincerely at times.

@BigMama - I love it! I need to remember to use "wrapped in magnolia scented utterance" :-)