Ted C Blind Item
You ready for a game of six degrees of Blind Vice separation?
Poor vanilla Chutney Jones never has any fun, right?
Right. Except that she did, for like one second there after slutty Jerry Rock-Butt dumped her snooze-worthy (but expertly toned) tush to bed a more sexually adventurous T-town chick—Kiki Doheny, of course. So what did old Chut do?
Skanked it up with another Vice star!
We already told you that Chutney was getting her flirt on with Saucy Bossy, a bisexual superstar who's about as horny as he is famous (which is, very). Well things don't stay in the flirty stage with Saucy for long.
‘Cause he wanted action. And Chutney wanted to show she can live on the wild side.
A dangerous combo, no?
Meanwhile, Jerr was out trying to woo Kiki, who used him and abused him while smiling for the cameras the whole time, leaving Jerry to drown his sorrows in a string of waiting hussies. Don't take it too hard, J—it's what she does to all her men.
Thing is (and, trust, we didn't expect this), Jerry ran back to Chutney with his tail between his legs.
And as stupid as she is, she took him back! But Saucy Bossy has a nasty little STD that Chutney could have easily picked up. Guess only time (and some mysterious itching) will tell.
AND IT AIN'T: Minka Kelly, Jennifer Lopez, Ashley Greene
23 comments:
can't. be. bothered.
Chutney Jones, vanilla and boring but expertly toned: Jessica Biel
Jerry Rock-Butt: none other then Justin Timberlake
Kiki: obviously Mila Kunis for they were promoting their Friends with Benefits movie
Chutney? Would love for it to be Colin Farrell, this would shake Biel to the core!
Oh please, who in Hollywood doesn't have at least one STD......
With The Herp being the most common...
Timberlake and Biel both have The Herp, Biel got it from Derek Jetter....
Chutney is Jessica Biel
Jerry is Timberlake
Kiki is Mila Kunis
Still working on Saucy Boss.
Biel/Timberlake/Mila (all her men?? Really??)/Farrel or Butler, I'm going to say Butler since i think he's nastier than Farrel these days.
I thought Saucy Bossy was Jamie Foxx.
Saucy is supposed to be Jamie Foxx.
She was hanging with Gerard Butler for awhile and he has long been rumored to swing from both sides of the plate
Yeah, I think the two people I've read about Jessica Biel spending time with in recent months were Gerard Butler and Colin Farrell, who both fit the bill for famous and famously horny. Though I have no idea if either of them has been ruled out for the Saucy Bossy vice.
Ted says Butler is strictly straight....but yes he is sleezy.
Jamie Foxx is def gay or bi...
'K...this is a dumb question...but does herpes itch? I truly do not know.
My bf's parents are film producers in Toronto and Jessica and Colin Farrell have been shooting Total Recall at the same studio.
Jessica and Colin were totally hitting it and have just recently stopped. It was one of those "open secrets".
Well if sleeping with chicks w. d*cks is considered str8 then by all means Butler is as str8 as the come, lol.
Kudos to all who can actually translate this. I couldn't get past the second sentence. And you know what? Don't care.
I only read Ted's blinds at blinditemsexposed.com. Those folks are the only ones who can interpret Tedspeak for me, and they are pretty meticulous with their 'record keeping'.
Agreed, bielefeld and timberlake.
I'm pretty sure it was Bradley Cooper on the Chick With Dicks reveal....
Bradley Cooper just seems straight up gay to me and men who are gay generally don't want to fall into bed with anything soft and womanish.
O.K.......
Saucy Bossy - Jamie Foxx
KiKi Doheny - Mila Kunis
Jerry Rock-Butt - Justin Timberlake
Chutney Jones - Jessica Biel
Funny reading AGC whoever was writing the post couldn't keep the names straight....
My eyes were crossing trying to understand what they wrote, they mixed-up KiKi & Saucy
and said Butler is Saucy, but Saucy has been in blinds before and it's most probably Jamie Foxx as has been revealed.
But that said Ted has come right out and said anyone having sex with Butler was taking a chance of catching an STD...so is it the Herp or an additional one on top of that.
Really nasty.
I'm with Mngddes - Ted's blind make my head hurt!
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